New thread for the crazy gang - part 4!

[Mumofboys17]

Hope you don't mind - I'm taking ownership this time ladies 💁🏼‍♀️ old thread was filling up 😉😘 here we go again!!

@Ange211
@Beau20
@Danni2019
@Missgoldilocks
@Katie1109
@Fredthespider
@Langpants
@BFP2020
@WaitingOnThePositive

Plus our BFP's @Sunflower2019 @Quiffy

Apologies if I missed anyone!! ❤️❤️

@lv1987 you follow rhr too right? @Katie1109 I'm going to be following the rhr this cycle I think rather than trying to remember to take my temperature

@missgoldilocks I do indeed - mines currently on its way up post-af, but I'm not sure how reliable it will be this month as I've been drinking every night 🤦‍♀️

@lv1987 😂😂 probably not that accurate 😅 haha. I have problema syncing my fit it sometimes it's really annoying

Eurgh, don't even get me started with syncing, my heart rate will shoot up it makes me so angry! My partner has a new Charge 3, we bought it at the beginning of March... Haven't been able to make it sync with his phone AT ALL. And Fitbit support has been crap!

I have a heart murmur, which it often reads as an extra heart beat... That does interesting things to my bpm 😂

Let’s add sore nipples to my 5DPO idiotic symptom spotting 👍 oh why oh why do we do this to ourselves?!?!

@Katie1109 arghhhh you're getting close though!! 😬 I blame pregnacare this cycle my nips and boobs have been so achey and sensitive! I do have to say my earliest definite symptom was sore boobs with DS. But by sore I mean I couldn't bare to touch them as it made me feel sick 😂 that was about 8/9dpo onwards xxx

My boobs are usually sore from around 10DPO but not my nipples x I’ve been on pregnacare 3 cycles now and haven’t had sore nips before so who knows 😂 oh well it’s Friday isn’t it? I’m going to make myself a nice G&T 👍😂

@katie1109 😂 did you enjoy that G&T?

I'm having no usual signs of ovulation, no cervical mucus, no pains and no flashing or solid smileys haha soooo 🤷‍♀️ I've been checking all day for some CM but nothingggg huff

I'm on g&t number 3! Kids have just gone to bed, and I think I'm about ready to follow 😴

Morning lovely ladies! X
How are the gin headaches? 😬😂 quite jel I didn't jump on that bandwagon last night haha x

Morning ladies!! How are we all?

@Mumofboys17 I wasn't drinking either 😂 how are you feeling? I'm currently legs up on the bed 😂🤣 didn't dtd last night but did it this morning since I finally felt a bit wetter tmi lol but still a blank face on the opks! Will dtd again tonight and tomorrow night woohoo! Enjoying the sex too I'm going crazy right now he's loving it 😂 caution the wind be damned I will have a baby!! Xx

@missgoldilocks we snuck in a morning bang today too, tried and tested hang over cure 😂 It's difficult with the kids around, but we've learned that if we feed them first, we have about a 10 minute window before they wonder where we are 😅🙄

@Missgoldilocks ahh that's so good!! Especially being able to enjoy it more as I know you were struggling a bit a while back, yay!! ❤️ when did you start using the CB digital out of interest? When my first one broke mid cycle I bought another one but the new one didn't recognise I was in the FW as didn't have the previous days testing in its 'memory' so showed up as a blank face 😬

We very nearly didn't DTD last night, but I had some really good looking cm before bedtime so we just got it done 😂 nice and quick in DH's fave position, then watched a movie and fell asleep 😂 #goals
I also had a pillow under my bum last night haha, anything is worth a try!! Xx

@LV1987 hahaha amazing!! I'm always scared DS is going to walk in on us, especially if we're in a more promiscuous position 🙃 we've had a couple of near misses it's bound to happen one day isn't it 🤭😂😂😂

@Mumofboys17 I'm sure most of us did it to our parents when we were growing up 🙊 as the boys live with their mum, we normally save the more naughty positions for when they are away, but we've not had that luxury during Lockdown 😂

Blank face on my OPK again, which I expected, but I think I see a little progression on the second line which is fun! I tell you now, the day I get that solid smiley, my OH is not going to know what hit him 😈

Morning girls!! What have I missed?! 😂😂 morning bangs, good looking CM - it's all going down 😂

Hope you are all well?? I'm either 11 or 8DPO who knows?! 😂 comparing my FF chat this month against last months then it would be more likely to be 11DPO but I had a little ewcm for 3 days after then so only the fertility gods know!! That would also put ovulation CD13 which is UNHEARD OF for me. We've hardly DTD at all so there's no chance for us this cycle but never mind, I'm actually really not too fussed about it anymore. I actually got myself into the little panic the other day thinking that maybe I really didn't want a baby anymore 🤦🏼‍♀️

@LV1987 morning bangs are the BEST when hungover!! I literally get so horny when I'm hanging it's unreal haha 🍆👊

@Mumofboys17 haha thanks ❤️❤️ yes I'm really happy that we've literally turned right around! I think it's because the tiger in me is coming out again haha! It's the same opk stick I've been using for months so I don't know! Then again I haven't really been having ewcm, although I'm wetter today. Maybe I'll ovulate a little later due to taking dong quai? Who knows, we will just keep dtd! Haha, luckily my sons 8 and engrossed in fortnite so winning! Xxx

@Beau20 hey my beauty! Glad you're sounding good 🤗🤗 yes it's all going down here now 😂 let's hope for some luck!!

@missgoldilocks it really does sort you out right?! 😂

We've just had a nerf war and I won... But I did make the bigger one (8) cry in the process. Now I'm in the dog house 🙊

I should probably add he's fine, he just doesn't like losing to step-mummy 😂

@Missgoldilocks ahh forgot you were taking that! How have you found it so far? Will be interesting if it changes actual ovulation for you xx

@Beau20 don't ever write yourself off completely! It's just a break. I believe the heart wants what it wants (as cheesey as it sounds!) but sometimes a step back can help to see and then focus on the bigger picture. Your relationship is so much more important and the precious stress wouldn't do either of you any good. Genuinely can't wait for the day you get your BFP! Just like everyone else here 😘 xx

@LV1987 hahahahaha oh nooo!! 🤭 DH told me off the other day for showing DS that video on YouTube where that gopher turns around and pulls a funny face. I didn't mean to frighten him but DS was petrified and screamed then cried, natural reaction was for me to piss myself laughing (sadly I do mean they literally. Pelvic floor is shot) 😂😂😂 mum of the year right here 🙋🏼‍♀️

Definitely meant previous stress there, not precious!! Bloody autocorrect 🙄

@Mumofboys17 thank you lovely 😘😘

Listen, if you can't have a laugh at your kids' expense then what even is the point in life? 😂 my parents once body painted me when I was 6 a hairy chest, swastiker tattoos, drew me a hitler tash and made me pose like hitler whilst I was completely naked. And took photos. All I can say is fair play to them. They also made my sister wear 2 left wellies (don't ask how she brought 2 left wellies) on a camping trip and women's size 16 waterproof trousers (she was 5) and proceeded to roll around in tears constantly shouting 'its hammer time!'

Honestly, I can't wAit I can laugh at my own kids doing shit like this!

I'm intrigued girls, when do you think I ovulated?? Ignore my override (so much for my mumsnet abstinence). I'm just interested you know what everyone else thinks. The last 3 days of EWCM were light and the 1st 3 days days were heavier

@Beau2020x I'd say you ovulated the last day you had ewcm x

@Mumofboys17 I was taking too much for couple days and I was getting a lot of cramps, other than that nothing yet. I stopped taking it because I thought I'd ovulate around now, today is the first day I've had some ovulation pain when I nor ally get it for a while prior...so.i dunno! My cervix is still solid and down? No ewcm... I'm baffled. Hopefully it rises tomorrow?