New thread for the crazy gang - part 4!

[Mumofboys17]

Hope you don't mind - I'm taking ownership this time ladies 💁🏼‍♀️ old thread was filling up 😉😘 here we go again!!

@Ange211
@Beau20
@Danni2019
@Missgoldilocks
@Katie1109
@Fredthespider
@Langpants
@BFP2020
@WaitingOnThePositive

Plus our BFP's @Sunflower2019 @Quiffy

Apologies if I missed anyone!! ❤️❤️

@Beau20 oh hun I feel you. I have to say my DH has been good for thrush treatment in the past (been there!! 😂) but when it comes to a daily vitamin.. let's just say it's taken some bribery 🙄😂 X

@Katie1109 yeah I saw the wellman ones had really good reviews! Fingers, toes, everything crossed for us! 🤞🏻 Xx

Just rang for my last lot of bloods, all I got was 'Levels are normal no further action'.... I'm obviously glad there is nothing wrong but now I'm like right okay. Back to going this alone for another 4 months...

I'm still not happy with my progesterone but again nothing I can do about that for 4 more months

Would it be totally ridiculous to purchase a hot tube right now? You know, times like these.

Hot tub... 🤦🏼‍♀️

@Beau20 you could ask them for actual levels, there's no harm? A hot tub 😂 I wish I had one right now!!

Morning all, got myself in a bit of a panic last night as woke up absolutely roasting got and sweating out! Convinced myself that I must be sick, even though I regularly wake up like that in the week or so before AF gets me 🤦‍♀️ I'm anywhere between 7 and 14 DPO today, so it looks like everything is playing out as normal... No lucky month for me!

How is everyone feeling today? X

@lv1987 hey👋 I don't feel lucky either, temp is by coverline and I'm due on Saturday. Feel pre afy! Getting tired now and so many people are giving birth around me....

At least I don't have to go see anyone! X 🤦‍♀️

@Missgoldilocks yeah I asked for my actual levels and she went "there isn't any your GP has reviewed it and said they are fine" yeah cheers love...

CD8 for me today so must be coming up to FW. Even though we have been stuck at home together for 2 weeks now, we've had sex once hahahaha. I'm like errrrr what's going on. TTC has actually ruined our sex life, we used to be like every other day ish and now its like a week of that and then like sex once or twice the other 3 weeks. Eurggghh let it be all over pleaseeeee

@Mumofboys17 I don't temp myself but I have been keeping an eye on my RHR since last month. It's risen 2 beats to 66bpm, which is the highest its been since I started tracking it. I feel a bit "off" though, like I'm coming down with something, which I think can elevate RHR. I wouldn't be surprised what with being cooped up and stressed with work. My workplace is now looking into furloughing some of us and if I'm 100% truthful, I'd take it right now as I'm exhausted and have been since Brexit 😅 but I know I should be careful what I wish for!

@Beau20 oh she's a bloody liar 🙄 they get levels they're just dumb! To go round that if your gp has the online system you can see all yout test results with numbers etc you should ring up and ask if they have the online system where you can book apps and see your medical record

Update RHR attached for anyone who would like a nosey! I can't fit my full cycle in as it's longer than a month 🤦‍♀️

@Beau20 ring back and ask for your progesterone level, I was told mine by the receptionist it was 36 xx

@Missgoldilocks yeah I am registered online but not got access to my records yet as I have to take in ID and that. I'll do that though when I can go back in again hahaa

@AliSxo yeah I have my progesterone levels (13 and 19) but this was for my FSH and TSH levels.

@LV1987 oohhh your RHR looks interesting! Do you temp as well?? My RHR literally mimics my temps on a graph...it's really weird!

@Beau20 I don't at the moment, as my cycle has been so unsettled I didn't see much point. The plan was to track more seriously from June, once I had been off the pill for 6 months... But I might rethink that if lock down is extended as I'll need a new hobby 😂

Speaking of hobbies, I started a new crochet project last night to kill some time. My boys were really interested in what it was and how it worked. Then daddy pointed out that it looked like a nipple warmer. The eldest in his entirely innocent way declared that I would need a much bigger one for my boobies. To which the youngest replied, yeah you'd need a massive one. Out of the mouths of babes eh?! We were crying laughing!

@LV1987 hahaah that is amazing!! God love kids!

I also love the breastfeeding kids that think any tit is available! Our family friends' kids have both tried to de-clothe me and feed from me on several occasions. It was both funny and reaalllyyy weird!

My youngest cousin (she was maybe 3 at the time) asked me if I could make her a list of all things that were shaped like a willy. I was like errrr do I do that orrr..??

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂 that would be a LOOOOOONG list!

I regularly come across the word "erection" in documents at work (property law) and I still can't help but snigger. I'm 33 and been doing this for 10 years 😂

@LV1987 Oh my god I am exactly the same! I work in construction and often come across 'erection' and in specifications, they often refer to different 'vibrators'...

I love it.

Penetration is another frequent one that sets me off 😂 luckily my paralegal knows me well enough to deal with my giggles!

I actually kind of want to be back in the office now. I didn't think I would miss people, but I do! Don't miss skanky people on the train mind, so I'm sure I'll last a while longer 😂😂

@LV1987 Oh I am exactly the same. I missed a conference call today for no reason other than I have no idea what time it was so I decided to take my hour break and I took my dog for a walk instead....

@Beau20 we haven't even dtd since fertile week and I'm not 12dpo loool I don't even have the urge and neither does he. Sex life done 🤣🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ I'm actually contemplating going with none until fertile week just so it feels a bit better!!

@Missgoldilocks we have done it ONCE since FW and I'm just back in again 😂😂😂

Ps guys, I'm not entirely sure my neighbours are surviving quarantine very well. I'm pretty sure she's moved out (you know, the nosey cow). Maybe next time I see her I'll remind her too that the walls are paper thin and we here every. Single. Thing. Including the screaming match and banging the other night that even our tv couldn't mask.

@Beau20 hahaha you should smile at her and say, you're right! The walls are paper thin! 🙂

Yah sex isn't happening, my af cramps are coming now too so 🤷‍♀️ the witch will be here Saturday for me

Morning guys I thought I'd share this with you all.

I started taking dong quai 3 days ago, I know its early on but already it must be helping me because I haven't had my awful cramps 2 days prior to af or the sickness I usually get! Yes it could come later today but I'd rather have it for one day than 2! So I'm pretty impressed with the dong quai herb

I'm sniggering at "dong" I'm sorry, I don't get out much these days 😂🤦‍♀️

@Missgoldilocks ooh that sounds interesting I'm gonna look it up!!

I've decided to put some effort in tonight. Going to do a homemade curry, hair/makeup done and have a little date night. My neighbours asked if I was ill today and I haven't got properly dressed all week so I think I needed a good wash and seeing too 😂😂😂😂 night even get the D if I'm lucky 😂💪🏼