Yams, fertile feckers and what not to say.

[LimpLettice]

Part the third:

Welcome all anti-fertile fuckers! This is our clique for those trying longer than 6 cycles and are pretty fed up.

Here are our Fucked Off TTC Commandments

• Thou shall not arrive one day and post BFP next day
• Thou shall not give advice to other when TTC for one month only
• Thou shall not participate in one-up-manship and realise TTC is shit for everyone in different ways
• Thou shall allow posters to be fucked off with the world and everything in it at regular points in the month
• Thou shall not be offended by strong language
• Thou shall not tell everyone to eat yams
• Thou shall accept being called a muppet for testing at 7dpo at 9pm at night

Our spreadsheet which includes what supplements (and potatoes) we are trying in our journey to motherhood.

A Facebook group would be nice. I do like this little group on here and would find it very odd to see real names and faces!!

I’ve drink near enough a bottle of wine tonight with the belief that I’m still not pregnant. Stupidly I wouldn’t take a paracetamol today though ‘just in case’

imagine... just imagine... if you knew someone on here

@justwaitingforaline, I'm sorry to hear that. Ttc is hard enough without blame going round and trying to support DH while he tries to support you and you're both feeling down about it...horrible. Big hugs.

@Justmeonly, sorry to hear you're feeling down because of a dream. I think we've all been there and can sympathise. I hope you have a better night tonight. Hugs.

@DoAsDreamersDo, I think one paracetamol when preggers is fine, but I like the twisted logic thing you've got going there!

I will start a FB group. If you want to join, please pm me the email you use for FB. I look forward to meeting some of my friends on there - @Justwaitingforaline is probably really called Lydia!

Maybe I’d be able to type properly if I’d had paracetamol and not had any wine

@dreamers I love your messed up logic! 😂

I’d love the chance for faces and to ‘meet’ you all properly but rarely use FB. I don’t have it on my phone. Will that mean you all disappear from here?

@Justwaitingforaline do you think you'd feel less alone if you did?

si1ver oh, that’s an odd one! It would be very nice to go for coffee/wine with someone I knew in real life who was going through the same thing too. We shall see what happens when I join the FB group!

Ps I’m not Lydia

Would be up for a FB group, but would worry about the secret being totally secret...?!! Would be nice/weird putting faces to names - would be so odd if some of us lived close by to each other!!

Oh & Ovia has delayed my fertile as I am now Day 16 of AF, kill me.

A fb group sounds good sooz :)

lovepina I think you need to get to the doctor! I commented on your thread but that’s a long time to bleed for. You should get it checked out

Have a search for 'yammers headquarters', @LovePinaColada, and tell me if you see it!

I looked for it Sooz and I can’t find it so it’s definitely secret 👍🏻

I've pmd you sooz for the Facebook group
Thank you!

Can't see it @SoozC!

Thank you @Bubblegum89 - totally agree need to get to the docs, keep delaying it after a couple of shitty experiences. 😢

All who've messaged should have an invite. Glad you can't see it beforehand!

I’ve not had an invite yet :)

LovePina I know what you mean about putting off seeing the doctor. I did for a while too! You should definitely go though, it’s most likely a simple reason with an easy fix but it is messing up your fertile week and so delaying ttc and nobody wants that :)

@LovePinaColada Day 16! That’s rough. I second the advice to get to Drs, but I understand you putting it off. I keep putting off going too.

Gah anyone seen the thread by the woman who just got her bfp in the first cycle of ttc? Ffs.

Urgh! Fucking fertile fuckers.

I know right. Bleating on aboit the SMEP like 80% of the women on here don’t know when they’re meant to be having sex 🙄

I read that one. Thought it was a little insensitive to post on the TTC forum... go post on the pregnant page. People need to keep that crap to themselves. 😤

Some people have no idea! I’m gonna go to bed and rage about it now lol (and sulk because I didn’t get an invite to the FB group haha) Night guys

@SoozC I'd love to join the FB group (mortified if any of you are someone I know!) but on the app so can't see how to PM.

Figured it out (aka signed on on web) 😂 genuinely worried I know one of you's. Know at least one person who seems to have been trying a while...