anyone else just fucked off with this lark and want to moan?

[stillvicarinatutu]

come on then.
moan away.
ill start. i m just so fucking fucked off. lost one last year at 44....i thought its a miracle!! wasnt to be but filled me with what appears to be false hope.

been trying ever since. and no. every month the same. this month as well as AF ive another surprise - a cyst. where no one ever ever wants one.
so this month will be lost. along with all dignity as i beg the hospital to lance it.

moan away. go on. you know you want to.

Ahhh I'm not sure @bloomingimpatient ... blue ones are notorious for evap lines... can you get a pink one (not superdrug!)

I'll give it a go but I think I might have to break my drinking ban if it's still negative! I'll give it a few days. Evaps... the stupid fucking things!!

blooming
i dont want to rain on anyones parade love but they are bfns. been there done it and bought the t shirt.

if you want to be absolutely sure buy a FRER (first response early results)
xxx

Don't worry you're not raining, I've never had a parade to begin with! FREF said no so I'll wait a few days before I drown my sorrows and break my drinking ban!! 😞🤗

and hijuicy
more the merrier. or more the more miserable as it were but please feel free to join in and whinge! x

drink!

(i feel like father jack from father ted.....drink!!!!)

Ha how ironic vicar... ha

definitely not more tea vicar

Ha ha!! I had a moment and ripped open the Clear blue from lunch. I feel like to Incredible Hulk in an incredible sulk ha! Fuck you clear blue!!!

@juney 2 years 😱😱😱😱

i understand you're not meant to open and that it's negative BUT IT FELT GREAT RIPPING OPEN THAT FUCKER

Ah blooming it meas nothing if you rip them open there will always be 3 lines.

Oh sorry just saw your last message haha

I'm taking the wife out for the third week in a row on Saturday. 7 months of alcohol abstinence and I'm just thinking fuck it.

Therapy juney ! Felt awesome! Quite dangerous, almost broke me thumb ha ha

Yes fuck it @juney get trashed!!! You will feel better for about 3 hours until the hangover kicks in haha!

@blooming I hope you then threw them against the wall in hulk style rage haha!

I'm here to vent! PLEASE

TTC #2. Last month my normal 28 day cycle went up to 34 due to taking Pregnacare. So my window calculations were massively out.

This month I've got bloody thrush! It will take up to 14 days to clear and my window starts tomorrow

Only good thing about it is that I won't be due on the same date as my brother's wedding next year.

Ha ha I'm waiting to go home and stamp on them!

Defo need a night out! But have a deadline to lose weight for our appointment for clomid, which Is we'll still be too fat for!

It's all sunshine and rainbows!! Ha!

Go out guys! You can take the calories!! I'll sit at home sniffing and staring at the chocolate biscuits!

I'm too fat but I'm past caring haha.

Ha ha if I'm refused clomid I'll go to my crap doctors, if there's no other way, well I'll have a break and focus on creating great adventures with the special people in my life!

ffs i hate it when people come onto the buses literally days before their period is due and then lo and behold wave their positive test around like "is it positive?" fuck off.

I don't know how you do those buses!! I'm officially on, two days late I was, so excited, complete waste! Now I can't even eat chocolate because I HAVE to lose the last two stone. Maybe I'm hoping for natural conception so I don't have to hang around another hospital?! 🤔 (Parent has C)

They already know too. It must make your feelings amplified doing the buses!

I like some of the support of the buses, especially when it's AF after AF but these fertile cows who act like they don't realise it's positive.

You can totally do two stone! Think of all the chocolate you can eat when you're breastfeeding your baba!

(Sorry to hear about your parent :( )

Hey juney thanks, it's just added pressure to get it sorted tbh. My best mate came to Zumba Sunday it was awesome, lucky to her and shes going to be making sure I sweat my lady balls off until my Halloween app! I'm thinking and acting positively.

I'm going to not go loopy with ovualation kits etc this month and focus on shifting weight, support wise I understand. There's not many people in rl I can talk to about it!! But one thing I've looked is that my ovulation is either 14, 15, 16 days so I'm a little late than the statistical norm, yet birm for me. Maybe my ovum just likes to take its sweet ass time and be late like I'm am!! Ha ha

I will, chocolate, chicken nuggets and cheese are on my 'when I've given birth' list ha ha!!

Don't let it get you down dudette!! Fuck em x