anyone else just fucked off with this lark and want to moan?

[stillvicarinatutu]

come on then.
moan away.
ill start. i m just so fucking fucked off. lost one last year at 44....i thought its a miracle!! wasnt to be but filled me with what appears to be false hope.

been trying ever since. and no. every month the same. this month as well as AF ive another surprise - a cyst. where no one ever ever wants one.
so this month will be lost. along with all dignity as i beg the hospital to lance it.

moan away. go on. you know you want to.

Summer enjoy your holiday, and your shark with liver pate stew with a blue cheese fondue!

I'm also on a TWW holiday (by chance) and it's wonderful. Shame I can't go on one every TWW! Other than the sauna/jacuzzi dilemma (probably going to go for it as I don't think there's even any chance this month anyway)!

@Summer1986 you're probably not doing anything wrong at all. We do everything we can to help but the reality is, for most of us it probably isn't one thing we're doing wrong that we could fix. It's just time and luck.

I think we have a high tmi threshold. But it did go too far on one thread when someone posted a picture of her used sanitary towel to demonstrate her spotting. That's something I can never unsee!

Last month I didn't have EWCM during what I thought was my fertile week, but then got it about a week later and thought that was odd until my period was a week later than expected so I must have ovulated late (CD 28!!). That'll teach me to listen to silly apps rather than my own body (well it did teach me, but we've still only managed to DTD twice this past week and now FW is over, boo).

The TWW sucks even though it's pretty much half my life

On the CM subject, I’m about 10dpo and have the weirdest almost EWCM type CM this morning but it’s REALLY sticky and yellow-y..... baffled. I’d like to be able to turn off from knicker checking but I don’t think I can.

I’m meant to be going to a baby shower today and I have never been more grateful that I’m poorly and can’t go...

I'm wondering if I'll ever stop checking the toilet paper after I've wiped. It's such a habit with me now, the thought of one day not doing it seems unbelievable.

Baby showers need to be avoided now I've reached a certain point, I feel, @tryingforaline. If I wasn't ill I'd make an excuse. I find it too hard and wouldn't want to make the friend/family member upset with me bringing down the whole mood. It makes me feel really horrible but my mental health has never been great and I want to protect it.

summer last cycle I don’t notice any fertile cm around my normal ov time but I got it about a week later and I definitely ov’d as I had a 21 day progesterone test done the week after that. I’ve been mostly following my apps to give me a rough idea on when I’m fertile but after that, I’m not taking any chances! This month, my apps were telling me I would ov normal time (either cd14 or 15) but I didn’t trust it so decided to start opks early on and luckily I did because my surge happened on cd11 making predicted ov cd12. Would’ve missed it otherwise! And after fertile week, I always have a few drinks. I always know that I’ve failed so I don’t want to not have a drink lol it’s what gets me through

Aghhhhhh still haven't come on ,.... another negative test this morning... 6 days late now .... bangs head against the wall.

I had the implant taken out in late June ,... I don't know if my periods are settled yet?

I have had four periods since coming off the implant; first period I can't remember the dates ... the rest have been in three weeks cycles,... I don't understand?! 😭😭😭

Well according to ovia fw starts tomorrow. DH been away comes back tonight and is deployed tomorrow. Sunday will be a one shot wonder. Funny it if actually worked from just one go on first day of window...very much doubt it though!

This....
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/3060048-still-telling-myself-I-m-not-pregnant#prettyPhoto

🙄🙄🙄

Is that a troll jones...I mean, wtf. Why post. Argh...

@quiet me being a troll? or the person who posted the post?! Not 100% sure what a troll is? If it's me sorry!!

@Janefx40 yes I completed my foundation diploma in HR . Was a lovely day and we stayed over in Doncaster (I'm from Sunderland) so had a nice hotel stay. How's your rash getting on??

@micropig - thank you! I hope you went in the sauna, we've been doing this far too long to keep putting our lives on hold! As for the wine - I'm following the mantra "drink til it's pink" - BFP that is!

@LimpLettice - thanks for congratulations was definitely having hat issues, worried it would fall off on my walk up to the stage!

@SoozC - how you feeling today? It's awful when people who started trying after us now have their babies :( As @NimbleKnitter says no such thing as TMI in here! Not after I told everyone about my spunk-soaked knickers

@Summer1986 - I wouldn't worry about the EWCM, sometimes there's less/more month to month, if you were worried in future you could try conceive plus to help the swimmers on their way.

@Justwaitingforaline - glad you don't have to go to baby shower but sorry you're not feeling well!

@Mrsjones17 omg seriously!! READ THE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS!!!! I'm praying for your one shot wonder, stranger things have happened!!!

Grrrrrr .... yes.... while I have been peeing on sticks for nearly two weeks and nothing...

But I don't think it's toll ... I think she should be having the discussion with DP / DH if they are positive or not 😐

@mrsjones17 - think @QuietTime means the other poster is acting like a troll haha, as in who the fuck would post that in a forum full of people trying!

Now I used to do a spreadsheet when I was on the buses, since we're all here for the longhaul shall I create a spreadsheet for us?

If you fancy it let me know the following:

Age
What baby you're TTC (1, 2, 3 etc)
What cycle you're on!
When your elusive BFP is due! (or AF if you're a pessimist)

I also think when this thread is full we should start a new thread with a new clique name (Fucked off Moaners?!) and stick ground rules on the opening post no first monthers!

@yes juney good idea! I thought we got a clique name earlier but I can't remember what it was something unite...

How long do we get until thread is full?

My info:
Age: 29
TTC: #1
Cycle: 12
AF due: 3rd Nov

Oh I'll search back over for that!

We get until 1000 posts and we're currently at 718 so still a bit of time yet!

I can't believe that thread! Now that is someone who just wants attention. "First month trying, ovia app blah blah". Gah!!!

@juneybean, congrats on the graduation! I love a graduation, had three myself and went to two of my mum's! Hope the hat stayed put!

@justoneme, I hope you get an answer soon, preferably a positive one! I had a cycle last year where I was five days 'late' then after arrived, got my hopes up completely until it did. Fx for you.

I'm doing okay, woke up with really bad stiff and sore neck and generally a bit achy. I think I have flu.

My stats:
Age 36
Ttc #1
Cycle 20
Af due sometime around 18th-20th Oct

Spreadsheet

Omg jonesy not you!!!! I meant the poster - someone just posting to wind people up...I just read her post and thought SERIOUSLY. Fuck the fuck off. Not jealous at all

Age 33
Ttc #1
Cycle 12

Oh no, sooz hope you feel better soon

Oops had to move spreadsheet as was logged into work account

Spreadsheet

@quiet phew that's ok then!! Haha.

@soocz oh no hope u feel better soon. It's probably the come down from the stress of Ofsted. I wrote you a huge post about shitty headteacher and a story to try and make you laugh but fuck knows where it went! Ah well I think the moment had passed and you survived well done!!

This is what my Saturday night is consisting of...rock and roll or what!!

Ahh that looks good fun to me @Mrsjones17 - my missus loves colouring in too and I came across a pregnancy mindfulness one today that I might ask Santa for Christmas.

Oops sorry forgot to open the sharing access! -head desk-

@Mrsjones17, thank you, I'm so glad it's over! You're Saturday night looks pretty awesome! I've watched lots of tv today as feel bad so now I'm just sitting in silence on the sofa trying to figure out what to do.

@juneybean, if I enter some parallel universe and manage to get upduffed by Christmas I might ask for a pregnancy mindfulness too! Of course, it won't happen but one can dream!