anyone else just fucked off with this lark and want to moan?

[stillvicarinatutu]

come on then.
moan away.
ill start. i m just so fucking fucked off. lost one last year at 44....i thought its a miracle!! wasnt to be but filled me with what appears to be false hope.

been trying ever since. and no. every month the same. this month as well as AF ive another surprise - a cyst. where no one ever ever wants one.
so this month will be lost. along with all dignity as i beg the hospital to lance it.

moan away. go on. you know you want to.

mrsjones that t-shirt love it. And tbh my next cycle is my 12th and I fully expect bfn’s all round. I don’t see me getting pregnant any time soon, I can just feel it deep down.

Also, ladies, can you help me here? I’ve lost my glasses so can’t tell 100% but I took 2 opks today although wasn’t expecting any positives until Saturday but I’ve got these. Top one is from about 2pm, the bottom from about 7pm. Am I right in thinking the top is negative but the bottom is positive?

@bublegum the bottom one looks positive to me but I'm shit at interpreting those type of opks lol

mrsjones I’m only on cd11 so I wasn’t expecting a positive just yet. I usually ov cd14. Typical that I’ve dtd yesterday and today but tomorrow I won’t get time! I am usually good at interpreting them but without my glasses, they could be breadsticks for all I know

@Bubblegum89 if you ovulated this evening then DTD yesterday and today is probably perfect anyway. Looks positive to me too but then I am rubbish at reading those ones too.

Thank you jane I just took another before bed and this one looks positive to me and my half-blind eyes lol this is the first cycle I’ve done opks from cd9 but just as well really or I would have missed this surge. Gosh, ttc is confusing. You’d think after almost a year I would have things worked out by now!

Just caught up on the thread-that mug!! I think I'd have been tempted to spit in it before making her a cuppa in it!

@justwaiting glad your GP is arranging some tests.

@jane hope the rash clears soon.

I had reflexology last night, it's so lovely and relaxing, anyone else tried it?

I reckon that's positive bubble :)

I'm graduating today so might not be posting much!

@juneybean graduating? Congratulations. What course is it? Have a great day xxx

The fungal rash that I have caused miscarriage in early pregnancy, stillbirth and can cause a congenital condition if the baby is born. And it takes 6-8 weeks to clear up. I just want to scream. Not that I'm pregnant anyway but still

Sorry - I'm not sure now. Maybe I have this other one. Sorry I will shut up and stop being dramatic and weird. I just looked it up but now I'm not sure which one he diagnosed me with in the end. Aarrggh

Crawling into a hole

Hopefully it'll be a normal athlete's foot-y thrush-y kind of thing.
AF coming today. Argh ffs.

Nimble wow that's such an insensitive gift, I hope you told her!

Mrs hahaha that tshirt is the perfect response!

Just hope the tests provide some answers so you can actually see if there is a problem and find out what to do about it.

As for tumbleweed, my uterus doesn't have time for that, it's busy making phantom symptoms and consorting with my ovaries who are having the time of their lives messing around with my hormones.

Bubblegum haha, I always feel like my uterus does a daily sperm cull at midnight. That's why I'm so sure we haven't conceived this month, we DTD two days before I think I ovulated and I'm sure none survived for the big egg drop, ha.

Juney congrats on graduating!!

Bubble Defo looks +ve to me. I could never get my head round those ones which is why I have been using the Clearblue. Sperm defo do hang about a while although giggling at your killer uterus exterminating them all at midnight :)

Juney Congrats on your graduation! I was so nervous when I graduated a million years ago - visions of falling over my gown on the stage. Didn't though.

Jane I really hope it is nothing but a fungal thingy, but coming from the biggest catastrophe queen walking, go for the drama if you like.

Period finally abating, I haven't had a full 5 dayer since my twenties. Despite the spirit of the thread, I have decided this is a good thing and means my lining was lush and healthy this month due to rattling with vitamins. It is either that or start panicking about menopause / fibroids / pick your DOOM. Haha.

@LimpLettice well done for having a good period. I think it's a good sign too. X

Thanks all, I handed in some swabs this morning. I have to wait til CD 1 to book in for my CD2 blood tests as my cycle isn’t bang on the same day every month. DH booked in today for his checks...he isn’t thrilled about having his balls fondled, said it’s my Christmas present

Just haha great Christmas present, how are you ever gonna top that? 😂

Had part of a small glass of wine last night, and might be going to the sauna tomorrow! Dreading the sauna lol as I'll feel so guilty even though I'm sure Im not pregnant this month, but my friend really wants to go and I've not told her I'm TTC. We are on holiday so I have no other excuses either! She wants to go one of the days we are here, I can't avoid it the whole trip.

I love the sauna so I'd be gutted if I missed out for nothing too.

@micropig can’t you just say you aren’t feeling well?

My ovulation sickness means I pass out in the shower, so a sauna would be no good for me.

Claim low blood pressure?

Maybe I'm to relaxed about it but I'd go to the sauna, drink the wine and don't stress about it! I think before you get a positive test surely you can't do any harm?

I'd do the sauna too but then I'm the girl who's been drinking caffeine-filled coffee and wine even though I'm in the tww. Because I'm bound not to be preggers and I'll feel worse if I abstained and then got the inevitable bfn.

I'm feeling miserable tonight - saw on FB a former colleague had twin girls. She got upduffed a year after me and DH started trying, she's had her twins and I'm still to have a sniff of a bfp. Coupled with the fact I'm feeling ill so of course I'm thinking preggers when it'll actually be af as usual next week.

FUCK!

Shit, I just realised I typed that while sitting in a hot bath! (Sorry, tmi?!)

No wonder I'm not fucking pregnant.

facepalm

Ok. On the TMI thing.

Is it possible to have TMI on a conception thread? I mean, we’re all chatting about our cervical fluid like other people chat about the weather.

Cm is one thing, it was the idea that I was naked! But you're right I guess.

Lol well I mentioned CM in another thread which has been pretty quiet since, I think I TMId that one! 😂

Still undecided on the sauna, will see how I feel when the time comes. We are on holiday somewhere pretty cold so it could be tempting. Going swimming tomorrow anyway, think that's okay lol.

On the subject of CM I've not noticed any EWCM at all this month yet I'm 99.9% sure I've ov'd as ive had the usual pain. Probably out again this month. Off to spend the first week of the tww by the coast, most likely eating all the "banned" in pg foods and drinking a moderate amount.

Since TTC I've significantly reduced my caffeine intake, I have a couple of units of booze on average each weekend and I take a preconception multi vit. When I was pg before I knew it was a chemical/early MC, I didn't drink any caffeine Or alcohol, no runny eggs and didn't even use the hot tub on holiday.

Wish I knew where I was going wrong (apart from needing to lose some weight)