Jesus Christ someone tape my hands together - Prego Tests

[BunsOfAnarchy]

Get me a straitjacket...I can't stop testing my pee because I've lost my mind.

In a nutshell;
-Been with hubby now 10years, married for 2
-Decided to start trying for a baby
-Never been on the pill, all hail the wonders of condoms
-I ovulated on the 4th June and baby danced on both 4th and 5th
-Im taking STUPID tests every single day (cheapo amazon and SD)
-all were negative but of course I'm testing TOO EARLY
-and breathe...

I need some direction ladies. Why am I feeling so intensely crazy? I can't even wait another 5 days till period is due. Okay so I feel some weird symptoms, like a period pain type of niggling pain every night, a silly tonne of flatulence and hysteria. I just can't stop testing.

I even had a very vivid and incredibly real dream this morning that 2 lines appeared. So I tested but still a BFN.

How can I stop myself from testing every day? Has anyone else been a mad woman and done this?

And now my train smells of urine. Hot concentrated urine.

Thanks universe!

Omg I don't miss the train commute st all. Why have so many people missed the deodorant aisle in the weekly shop??
I had that last month- bfn after bfn and AF about five days late. I was furious with my uterus!

Aw buns how bloody annoying no af neg and stinky piss you have my sympathy! I had a definite BFN this morning too period due on Saturday might try and hold out testing until then x

It's just like I wanna get up in there and tell off my uterus. Like stop fucking about. Just bleed or nest a baby in there. Like wtf.

Stupid dumb crappy cycle. I'm never late and now I'm not pregnant I'm being trolled to shit. Ugh. Just ughhhhhhh

I sympathize totally. Fuck fucking fuck!
AF due now, but I had the faintest Squinter I'm sure was evap with tesco test yesterday.

I really want to frer today, is there any point? Wouldn't the tesco test have shown yesterday? That was only one day early:..

@Llanali def get a frer, it will show now if you are

Just done an frer.... deffo BFN.

Well that's that; bugger :(

Sorry llan x

Sorry chick. Silly tests. We gotta quite while we're ahead.

I still have no sign of SF arriving aside from odd twinge. CM seems to be watery/egg whites then sometimes look's creamy on the tissue when I wipe....sorry I know TMI. I've never paid any attention to CM before until now. Anyone able to decipher what my cervix is saying

Jesus AF not SF stupid phone

@BunsofAnarchy I have read that pregnant CM looks like fertile CM...

Have you had bedroom exercise recently though? as that could be mister's leftovers! (sorry.. haha)

I am paying close attention to my CM once AF clears up. (should hopefully be tomorrow.)

@Pinkemi Haha!. No bedroom exercise since Sunday. But we did dance twice that day....that's a record for me lol.

I don't even know what a fertile cm looks like. All I know is...AF is a shady bitch

Well I "read" that it should be stringing.. people say it looks like egg whites.

My ovulation strips arrived today.. clearblue dual hormone ones. Anyone know when I should start?? Haha

@BunsOfAnarchy is your cervix high or low?? High = BFP at this stage!

@TheGrumpySquirrel how high is high? Lol. Like middle finger 3/4 way in? (Sorry if this is tmi)

That would be low by my standards! High is like you can't reach without bearing down and really straining you hand

YAY PERIOD!

JESS CHRIST. To think this thread started with me being unable to stop testing and now all I wanted to was see AF so I can move onto next cycle lol.

How much will this mess up my fertile window and ovulation? AF has arrived 3 days late which is very out the ordinary, will this delay my ovulation? (Sorry novice here)

@TheGrumpySquirrel I'm so glad I didn't try checking cervical position this morning. Would have been a bit yuck lol

Wooohooo! So glad she's arrived so you can get cracking for June/July :)

I've never check my cervix before- i can't reach it without seriously bearing down.... odd. But I don't know what's normal for me.

Still no AF here.....

Sorry I can't help with the dates, I'm afraid :(

Ooh @Llanali I'm hopeful for you!

@BunsOfAnarchy glad you have an answer even though it's not a BFP! Best of luck for next cycle

Cd 6 here and very bored. Plan to DTD every other day all cycle I think.

Ah good buns onto the next am not sure about ovulation I imagine will be day 1 as normal but maybe book an extra sesh in a couple of days after you normally ovulate to be sure?
My cervix is soft but lowish bah humbug but I didn't test today hooray what a screw up feeling proud that I managed 1 day without POAS!!x

Oh thanks squirrel! I know I'm not PG but I can't help but hold the tiniest shred of hope until AF arrives. I've looked through my old pics, when I was due with my DD I got my first BFP- first time I tested- at one week late and it wasn't even very strong, not remotely as dark as the control. Wtf.

I really hope this is your month, fingers crossed for you!

Keeping positive thoughts for you too cookie !

@pinkemi i use the clear blue dual ones. There is a leaflet inside the box saying when you should start using them it's depends on your cycle. I have a 32day cycle and use the cheapies from around CD10 and then use the clear blue from around CD 14 and i normally get a positive on CD18/19. Use the same test holder throughout each cycle it seems to work better

@Llanali how late are you now? It's certainly still possible

Two days late, af always arrives overnight and should have been here Tuesday night. So I guess one day depending on how you look At it :)

My right boob just twinged I should test right??!