Jesus Christ someone tape my hands together - Prego Tests

[BunsOfAnarchy]

Get me a straitjacket...I can't stop testing my pee because I've lost my mind.

In a nutshell;
-Been with hubby now 10years, married for 2
-Decided to start trying for a baby
-Never been on the pill, all hail the wonders of condoms
-I ovulated on the 4th June and baby danced on both 4th and 5th
-Im taking STUPID tests every single day (cheapo amazon and SD)
-all were negative but of course I'm testing TOO EARLY
-and breathe...

I need some direction ladies. Why am I feeling so intensely crazy? I can't even wait another 5 days till period is due. Okay so I feel some weird symptoms, like a period pain type of niggling pain every night, a silly tonne of flatulence and hysteria. I just can't stop testing.

I even had a very vivid and incredibly real dream this morning that 2 lines appeared. So I tested but still a BFN.

How can I stop myself from testing every day? Has anyone else been a mad woman and done this?

Where is the name pinkemi from?

Guys I've had 2 beers and honestly if my wee is not too diluted - which it will be - I'm v tempted to test when I get home in 5 mins - or at least in the morning! Sore boobs and spiky womb all day and backache

I think I need to hold out till morning at least .. I know I ovulated late so no chance of seeing anything before Friday really

It just feels like it has gone on forever

AF due Sunday or Monday

Don't do it squirrel! You know it will be a waste.. and I should know coz I did it earlier! Lol be a better person than me. :-)

@whyhastherumgone no.. I'm going to wait a couple of days.. I only have one more test so don't wanna waste it!

Cookie.. why you wanna know? Lol it's a mixture of things. I made it up. Ha!

Well I didn't do it but only because my wee was so dilute! Oh the glamour
May try in the morning depending on my temp

omg.. I am now getting excited.. and it is probably over nothing!

Did my CM test this morning and it was glue-y.. and nothing special. Over the space of the morning Ive been getting pain in my hips but thought nothing of it as I did quite a big workout at the gym on monday and thought it was probably just a delayed muscle pain.

Anyway I just went to the loo and wiped.. and I have a TINY spot of brown and my CM is now stringy! (Probably too much info.. sorry! haha)

I wondered if it was just the left over's from my DH.. but we last had sex 4 days ago.. so you would think it would have gone by now? surely?

I really dont want to get excited over nothing. :-/ Going to try and ignore it..

On a side note.. I got accepted onto the Clearblue clinical trial! :)

No reason for asking was just interested as an unusual name
You thinking implantation? Fingers crossed! I am in a really good mood today after being grumpy all week so of course I have been googling mood changes in early pregnancy? Managed not to testy today am going to try and hold out until Friday as BFN yesterday (day 46) of cycle argghhhh

Ooohhh are you going to get free tests???

I am hoping so yeah! Although.. it could just be something else.. as the brown spots were tiny.. but yeah.. I am hoping that it is that as it is roughly 7 days since i could have ovulated.

wow.. day 46! that is so long.. how long are your cycles normally? I think my longest has been 33 days and that was bad enough.

I'm not sure what they are sending out to me.. but i think it is along those lines. :)

Is stringy cm a good sign?

well i read that a sign of pregnancy could be fertile looking CM.. so.. i think so?

I think it's meant to be more watery and milky like fertile cm not sticky like the pre af cm. this has been true for me in march (BFP) and last cycle (af). So I'm not hopeful this month

Well my first one off the pill was 45 days, then 28ish, 28ish (had chemical and then another early pregnancy loss so not sure how long cycle would have been but was confirmed on digital as 1-2) but am pretty pissed off they appear to have got longer again

Suddenly feel sick and dizzy and backache is worse!

I have a headache and boobs feel swollen could be period finally coming but am tempted to buy a test and do it this evening any of you other crazies testing this evening??x

grumpy I had a few seconds lift headedness this morning too!!

Light

I feel tempted to test.. but after my BFN yesterday i feel like.. whats the point you know?

Tempted to test in the morning but I should wait until fri/sat really! Sooo hard

So I think I got excited yesterday over nothing.. back to normal pre-Af CM this morning. :-( was gonna teat but then thought.. you know what.. don't waste it when you are pretty much convinced you aren't pregnant this month. So going to try and keep myself busy until Sunday when she is due to arrive. sigh

*test not teat. Lol

I've lost track of how many dpo everyone is! @Pinkemi, you're the same as me as I'm due Sunday too! I don't think I actually have any tests in [thought I had a pack of FRERs] so that's gonna help me wait if I suddenly get the urge again, they are so expensive

Still keeping fx for everyone

Day 48 here BFN sigh....
Hoping for lots of good news with the Sunday testers!!x

Ah @Cookie1831 48 days!!! so long to wait to know.

I got a BFP this morning really surprised, was convinced AF was coming and still half expecting it to...

Good luck to all weekend testers x