Jesus Christ someone tape my hands together - Prego Tests

[BunsOfAnarchy]

Get me a straitjacket...I can't stop testing my pee because I've lost my mind.

In a nutshell;
-Been with hubby now 10years, married for 2
-Decided to start trying for a baby
-Never been on the pill, all hail the wonders of condoms
-I ovulated on the 4th June and baby danced on both 4th and 5th
-Im taking STUPID tests every single day (cheapo amazon and SD)
-all were negative but of course I'm testing TOO EARLY
-and breathe...

I need some direction ladies. Why am I feeling so intensely crazy? I can't even wait another 5 days till period is due. Okay so I feel some weird symptoms, like a period pain type of niggling pain every night, a silly tonne of flatulence and hysteria. I just can't stop testing.

I even had a very vivid and incredibly real dream this morning that 2 lines appeared. So I tested but still a BFN.

How can I stop myself from testing every day? Has anyone else been a mad woman and done this?

Ah sorry anban xxx

Hi sam welcome sorry about your miscarriage xx

Sorry to hear that @anban fingers and toes crossed for next time.

Hi Sam and Emily.

I'm loving the pity party vibes. I might just hid at home in my PJ's for the next week and a bit.

I'm next due to test the same day we are due to see the MIL for the first time in ages. Fingers crossed for a bfp so I can smugly float above the BS

Girls just so you know, if you put a ring around the display window or a hair grip next to it, it will focus the picture a lot more on the result so we can read it better . One other piece of advice is don't do the clear blue digital until you get a clear positive on the normal one otherwise you will be disappointed every time not the voice of experience talking, no no no

Really??? I was wondering why people did that I thought it was some romantic good luck thing or people showing off their nice jewellery
I have been and bought 2 yes 2 double FRER packs do I be stupid or hold out for the morning......

I did too but it's not it really helps focus the camera on the result! Hold off, I know it's probably pointless me saying it as I know you'll probably test anyway, but you'll only think "should have done it in the morning, now I'll have to do it again in the morning"

Cookie, back away from the FRERs...

Im in a really weird sort of limbo mode.. Apps think I am not in my fertile window.. yet OPKS say I am. My 2 week wait is going to be longer. gah!

Hi again ladies. So sorry about the Clear Blue confusing positives, seem to hear nothing but bad things about them lately! I am now 18 days for AF and took this test yesterday evening (will attach a test) Said I wouldn't POAS until AF showed but I'm an addict god damnit! I don't believe the faint line because I've tested negative again this morning!

*I meant 'attach a picture'...

I can see that too although it does look a bit grey did it come up in the time? X

Thanks cookie! How many days til you are due AF? If you are within a week maybe try tomorrow AM?
I defo see a line snow, hopefully it's something! Ive never seen an evap line on those types of tests.
Pinkemi, I've not used OPKs before, last cycle I had obvious ovulation bleed and pains for the first time, and that was 4-5 days earlier than my diary suggested, so I would maybe go with the OPK? How many dpo will that make you?

Yeah, it came up straight away Cookie. Are you testing again in the morning?

I've purposely not visited any shops today and will purchase a test tomorrow morning to see if it was a false positive or if I am indeed pregnant!

My AF was due 4 days ago but my cycles are a bit screwed up last bleed was actually an early miscarriage was only about 4 and a bit weeks, didn't use OPK this month and no idea when ovulated, am not feeling very enthusiastic as only DTD 3 or 4 times this month

Of course I am testing tomorrow I have no self control!!

Oh cookie, sorry about your MC . I hope you get your bfp soon!

I read dare to dream by izzy judd today and it was so good but made me teary.

I am out of the pity party this month, gotta start getting ready for my next little egg. Roll on CD18. Party cos I am missing peeing on sticks XD

Sorry to hear about your mc cookie.

And I can see a shadow snowwhite!

Nothing on FRER definitely no more blue dye tests for me they lie! Feeling ok will test again in a couple of days x

Sorry to hear that Cookie, fingers crossed for you in the next few days.

I've took a FRER today and think I can see something?

Better picture. It's really hard to capture

Do the ring trick snow, I think I can see something

Did this for you I'm not overinvested

Thanks Raspberry! The inverted picture looks promising but the whole control window looks darker to the left?!

Ring picture as requested

I can see a line in the last pic snow