Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount!

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kats stats I am resident piss stick queen and if you don't test, you get a Starky's Star

When you post stats, add your predicted test/af date. We are currently running at about 49% pregnant with the grads thread over in ante-natal which we all hope to join soon.

WE SHALL WIN IN THE GAME OF SPERM MEETS EGG! IT WILL HAPPEN!

I think we all understand that Jem, but our men won't have a clue about that unless we harp on about it constantly to them! (my fella needs a broken record approach anyway before he'll properly grasp what I say!). I hope you guys have some nice plans for your anniversary to remind you both of that happy time?

Thanks for welcoming me to the thread ladies, seems like a friendly group

I am finding all of the posts reassuring, thought it was just me that was imagining pregnancy symptoms, waiting to test and trawling through lists of baby names already!

sorry ladies - not really equipped to give man advice... have been single since 2007!!!!!!!!!!

crazycatlady there is a a lot of cray-cray over here!!! This TTC malarkey seems to engage all of our crazy genes.

ni he defo knows how upset I am, and is very apologetic. We have a spa hotel booked for the night on our anniversary so I need to get over this by then.

Fx feef really hoping to see a bfp tomorrow xx

Sounds lovely Jem! It's such a pain when our mood doesn't fit for a certain event or time...just can't plan for that, can we? I hope you get a good night's sleep and feel a bit better in the morning. Take care of yourself xxx

jem has he explained why he did it? When men get together they have this habit of turning into children and egging each other on, especially on stag do's. I wonder if it was a bravado thing 'for the lads'.

This is looking promising feefs!!

jem what a bum, I hate it when guys do stuff like that, it's quite the confidence knocker isn't it. Hope you can clear it before your anniversary. I'd be telling him everything you're saying here!

I think it was just being with the lads. He said he didn't mean to like it - which I don't believe. But has really grovelled a lot. He obviously feels really bad.

Meant to be doing smep - not getting any DTD tonight I think that's for sure.

Thank God for mumsnet. Tried to have a conversation with OH about how my boobs are really sore when they usually aren't ("is that supposed to mean something" he says...so I explain AF and bump hormone effect on boobs) then tell him that my bbt is still high ("that's all bullsht"). Then he starts checking the weather to see if he can cycle to work tomorrow! How did they ever woo us?!

Catching up. and (hugs) for all
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I just bought more vitamins and ovulation tests as I felt I needed to do something ... Technically on 2ww but only DTD was 6 days pre-ovulation so no Schrödinger pregnancy this month.

Only one more cycle before I turn 37

I think I might be losing it can you see a line?

Can't get my hopes up yet I feel like it's too faint

At first I thought I couldn't see anything at all but if I wiggle my phone screen around, I think I can just about catch the faintest of lines!?!?!

That second picture is better... I have my fingers very tightly crossed for you!!!!

Also it's more obvious in real life DH could see it abeit thought it was very faint! I'll do another tomorrow

feefs I see it! Cannot wait for tomorrow morning! How far are you in 2ww?

I can see it pretty easily! Fingers crossed for you x

Hi ladies, hope you don't mind if I join.

We are on month four of ttc for our second. Currently 8dpo. Have cheapie tests that say I can test from 7 days dpo but I don't want to yet as it's quite early. Of course I have symptoms but then I get them every month!! The only different symptom I have this month is a lot of bloatedness, my boobs are getting a bit sorer but that could be PMS. I really wish I wrote down my symptoms on my first but I do remember knowing I was pregnant if you know what I mean.

Fingers crossed for you all..

Welcome Julie.

Im cycle day 35 kwick! About 19DPO I think!

Thanks jam and inspector! I thought I was losing my mind a bit! Ha ha

I see it feefs!!! Congratulations!!! I knew you were, i had this feeling!

Hi Julia good luck! Isn't symptom spotting THE worst!?

I see a line Feefs (and my eyes are usually useless at this things!) I think congrats are in order!!! Hooray!!

My temp has dropped this morning so I think I'm out. Gonna go put through that order of supplements that has been sitting in my Amazon basket! Agnus castus here we go!!!

Welcome Julia! How long did it take to conceive number 1?

Yaaaay feef!! Congratulations :) how are you feeling?

feefs there's 2 lines there, no doubt about that!!!! Congratulations

Hello ladies 😆

Just plodding along here reckon I'm about 8 was now. Not been really too bad, feel yucky at times, really really tired but not as bad as some poor folks get it. And it's all for a good cause. Anyway just wanted to pop by and see if April was bringing you any more bfp's, and low and behold we have feefs!! Congratulations 😊🎉❤

(feefs mine was faint to start with got stronger as the week went on x)

Fx this is the start of another run! You guys are always in my thoughts, can't wait to have you all on board 😊❤