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Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 23/03/2016 09:57

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount!

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kats stats I am resident piss stick queen and if you don't test, you get a Starky's Star

When you post stats, add your predicted test/af date. We are currently running at about 49% pregnant with the grads thread over in ante-natal which we all hope to join soon.

WE SHALL WIN IN THE GAME OF SPERM MEETS EGG! IT WILL HAPPEN!

Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!
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Ni4444 · 03/04/2016 12:40

Good to know Kwick!

Finally tested the fmu I potted at early O clock loo run this morning. White as snow on Internet cheapie at 10dpo! AF due tomorrow... no real cramps, no real signs of anything except slightly sore side boob all week (I've never really noticed having that any cycle before). Most likely out...again!!!

Feefeefs · 03/04/2016 12:58

Damnit ni! Was looking forward for to your bfp this am!

Cycle day 34 here no sign of AF! Just annoyed now! Never had it this late but bfn yesterday!

SuchaJem · 03/04/2016 13:14

ni ignore rubbish if you're defo not out yet

kwick I know! It was just such a lovely day I kept wandering. Was tracking it on Map My Run and turned out it was rather a long stroll!

Feeling really annoyed with DH today. He's been on a stag do this weekend and not made much contact at all - not very surprising I know but I usually get a drunken text saying I love you or something. I then click on Instagram this morning to see he's Liked a picture of a half naked super skinny supermodel type person Sad it's just made me feel really shit. She has no tits at all and I'm quite curvy. It's our first wedding anniversary on Tuesday and I just feel a bit crushed. Is this silly?

Ni4444 · 03/04/2016 13:28

Jem there's no such thing as silly! Sometimes we love them, sometimes we're mad at them, sometimes we're strong, sometimes we're sensitive and easily hurt! I've felt extra vulnerable since we started this ttc business....I guess we're committing our bodies, our lives to these guys, in a way that guys never have to commit to women (as in its easier for a guy to walk away and just do weekend contact with kids...it's usually the woman who ends up giving up more of her life post kids). Can you tell DH that you missed him and would have liked to get a message from him (and that it hurts to see him liking photos of half naked women). Maybe ask for a hug, or that you too do something nice as a couple today?I'm not always great at talking, but after our blow up last week OH is making so much more effort to do the things I said I was frustrated about (shopping and cooking, sharing the workload etc)

Ni4444 · 03/04/2016 13:48

*you TWO, not "you too"!! Typo!

Pugmummy87 · 03/04/2016 15:03

I don't think I'm going to ovulate this month, no real signs, no ewcm and still get that damn flashing smiley face on the clear blue. Which means I'm probaby in for a super long cycle. Sighhhh.

Ni I echo what kwick said re sushi. Retuable eateries will freeze the fish which kills off any nasty parasites and then it's defrosted in controlled conditions, so it's perfectly safe to eat during pregnancy/whilst ttc.
I love sushi, we had some for lunch yesterday as it happens and I also had tempura salmon with rice and teriyaki sauce.

I am eating all the crap out of my house and it's been replaced with lovely healthy stuff. Was going to start couch to 5K today but I've gone and hurt the underside of my foot whilst walking the dogs this morning. Dammit!

Feefeefs · 03/04/2016 15:15

Sorry if my "damnit ni" was insensitive I was just excited for you and hoping you weren't coming to join me in limbo land.

I would be annoyed too jem I think a word when he comes home. I don't think it's anything to worry about it but I would make him aware it was insensitive.

Hope your foot feels better soon pug! I'm waiting for DH to finish his computer game Angry so we can go and get in a healthy shop. Minimal crap left in the house now small bit of Easter egg and some crisps only

Ni4444 · 03/04/2016 15:27

Not at all Feefs! It made me laugh! I'm slowly going insane today...no pre AF cramps and creamy cm, and temp is still high.10 day luteal phase so AF due today or tomorrow. Have to just wait and see. Meh Confused.... So sick of waiting...I just want to get upduffed! Wah!!!! 😭

Mileymoocow · 03/04/2016 16:24

jem I'd be pretty pissed off about that, too. Definitely tell him how it makes you feel as it's pretty insensitive and you could do without it at such a time where you're gearing yourself up for your body to change completely. Men will be bloody men, he was probably hoping he'd not get caught!

Feefeefs · 03/04/2016 17:10

I hate the waiting game ni!

Feefeefs · 03/04/2016 17:32

Poas- clear blue digital ovulation. But it said big "0" but ejected the stick and looks kinda positive? Will DTD today anyway I think just in case of super delayed ovulation. Although I did get positive opk 17th March but maybe no egg?

Feefeefs · 03/04/2016 17:32

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Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!
InspectorPenguin · 03/04/2016 17:40

Feefs Is that a picture of the OPK??

Ni4444 · 03/04/2016 17:47

Opks can pick up pregnancy hormones Feefs. Remind me what kind of pregnancy test you used the other day? Maybe worth trying another tomorrow?! ... No harm jumping OH too though! What a headfck this all is!!!

Feefeefs · 03/04/2016 17:50

Yes it is inspector. I used a boots own brand one yesterday. Bought and twin pack frer this afternoon ni will try one tomorrow morning

Ni4444 · 03/04/2016 17:53

Ooh fingers crossed for you with the frers!!

Feefeefs · 03/04/2016 18:13

This was with a regular strip test haven't used these yet don't think it's a strong positive but defo not a negative either?

Thread : Lucky Number 13 take 2. TTC#1 The one where AF can kiss our arse!
Feefeefs · 03/04/2016 18:14

Also that is the sink not the toilet seat!!!

Mileymoocow · 03/04/2016 18:34

feef how do you have the patience to wait until tomorrow??!?!?!

LovelyFishy · 03/04/2016 18:59

Feef is that a pregnancy test?

InspectorPenguin · 03/04/2016 19:01

Ooh, I don't know how you can wait until tomorrow either!

Something is definitely going on - I am excited on your behalf and have my fingers crossed!

Feefeefs · 03/04/2016 19:01

I can't face another bfn miley!

Feefeefs · 03/04/2016 19:02

No lovely both ovulation tests will test in the morning. Trying not to get my hopes up

LovelyFishy · 03/04/2016 19:04

It does look promising. I'm all excited for you now! Grin

SuchaJem · 03/04/2016 19:40

Just feel a bit crushed I think is the word :(

He knows I'm upset and is grovelling but the more I think about it the more upset and cross I feel.

You're all right about the ttc element too - I'm preparing to change my body and need reassurance, not to be made to feel insecure and inadequate :(

Ah dear, not a good start to isw

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