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Ttc#1 Lucky no.13. The one where Doreen and Hugh ride the honeymoon gondola down the fallopian canal.

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StarkyTheDirewolf · 07/03/2016 22:50

Hugh enjoys ISW and his love affair with Doreen. He watches out for skittle tits and weepyitis. Mrs Arseholey Fucknut (Af) shows up when you least want her but brings wine and soft cheese as a consolation prize.

We don't have rules as such but expect to be talked down from the ledge with kind and well meaning but firm words if you get too hysterical. But most importantly don't convince yourself you're pregnant in the tww That is paramount!

We don't get a lot of baby dust in these here parts. We want a fanny full of determined Doreen, not unicorn farts and gnome tears with extra sparkle. We've been going a while now so the novelty has somewhat worn off and we're slightly battle scarred and bruised in the cervix area.

Post your stats and add your dates. We have a register thanks to kats stats I am resident piss stick queen and if you don't test, you get a Starky's Star

When you post stats, add your predicted test/af date. We are currently running at about 49% pregnant with the grads thread over in ante-natal which we all hope to join soon.

Link to thread 12.
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2580240-Thread-12-TTC-1Trying-is-the-fun-part-said-by-nobody-ever-whos-actually-trying?pg=1&order=

Ttc#1 Lucky  no.13. The one where Doreen and Hugh ride the  honeymoon gondola down the fallopian canal.
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Kwick709 · 19/03/2016 07:42

pug just reading your news (I fell asleep at ipad yesterday trying to get caught up) I am so sorry Flowers

starky are you going to test? The suspenders is killing me.... I am just about to go on to page 28....

rae I am not sure about Ren... My name has that at the end... Hard to create a superlative without making it sound like an indigestion tablet....

Kwick709 · 19/03/2016 07:43

Sorry it might be a diminutive not superlative....you know like Harrison (I like) becomes Harry (I like not).

Confusedcat1 · 19/03/2016 07:52

kwick???? starky!!!?????

Kwick709 · 19/03/2016 07:55

Yes cat how may I help you?

RaeSkywalker · 19/03/2016 07:55

Yep I know what you mean Kwick. I suspect that it could make the long list, but not the short list.

Kwick709 · 19/03/2016 07:57

in a rash moment I kinda may have promised my boss I would use her name as a middle name

Confusedcat1 · 19/03/2016 08:16

I thought you were testing this morning xxx

HepKestrel · 19/03/2016 08:21

kwick I'd take off the suspenders if were you Wink

This is more nerve wracking than staring at my own poas!!!

StarkyTheDirewolf · 19/03/2016 08:50

Holy fucking fuckballs and Jesus Christ on a bike! 🙊🙉🙈

I MADE A HUMAN WITH MY GENITALS! ! Well, not quite! A blastocyst which has settled briefly! Doreen and Hugh done did good! Fuck! I am having ALL of the emotions!

I still feel like I'm about to get af, cramps and what not! I hope it doesn't fall out! Now I'm scared it's going to fall out! Oh Lord!

Ttc#1 Lucky  no.13. The one where Doreen and Hugh ride the  honeymoon gondola down the fallopian canal.
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Pyxie · 19/03/2016 08:53

Omg starky congratulations!!!!

What a cracking line!

Mooseville · 19/03/2016 08:54

OMG! Starky YES!!!!!!!! Congratulations!!!!!!!

RaeSkywalker · 19/03/2016 08:57

YES Starky!! So pleased for you. Flowers

If it helps, I'm still getting cramps and I'm just over 6 weeks. My GP said they're normal- just watch out for blood. Apparently it should settle at about week 8.

Jamjar12 · 19/03/2016 09:06

Omg Starky!!!! I'm so pleased for you!!

IndiX · 19/03/2016 09:10

Morning ladies, I have been quietly creeping and seeing how you're all getting on.
Congratulations Starky!!! I knew you were upduffed this month but didn't want to post and jinx it. I'm so happy for youGrin
Anyone else testing today or this weekend? Can't wait to see you all on the grads thread

LaraG13 · 19/03/2016 09:27

Oh wow! Just thought I'd check in and you're preggo starky! How many cycles was that in the end? Awesome news. 💐💐 I remember how quickly the excitement turns to total panic about it being sticky!

Congrats to all BFPs and condolences for all AFs. Hope everyone is OK.

I've been feeling/being sick for 4 weeks but have an early reassurance scan tomorrow (8+4) which is very exciting/terrifying.

Evergreen15 · 19/03/2016 09:34

Starky what the f>|^]!! GrinGrinGrin

Evergreen15 · 19/03/2016 09:35

Congratulations starky ! SmileGrinThanksGrinSmileStarStarStar

Kathrino · 19/03/2016 09:37

Woohoo! Huge congrats Starky!!

LisaTheGreek · 19/03/2016 10:08

Fucking yes, Starky! Get in!

So, so pleased for you! Amazing news! StarStarStarStarStarStarStarStar

Kwick709 · 19/03/2016 10:14

OMG starky!!!!! Congratulations!!!! That is wonderful news!!!Star Star Star Star Star Star Star Star

SuchaJem · 19/03/2016 10:14

staaaaaaarky hurrah your preggo!!! Massive congratulations that is wonderful news!!

That's really such lovely thing to wake up to this morning, so so so chuffed for you. How's your oh feeling?!

Kwick709 · 19/03/2016 10:15

confusedcat you were not confused.

SuchaJem · 19/03/2016 10:21

Hello grads hope you're all doing well, good luck with scans xx

HepKestrel · 19/03/2016 10:24

starky excellent!!!!!StarStarStar

StarkyTheDirewolf · 19/03/2016 10:46

Thanks so much guys! I'm a bit in the gobsmacked area at the moment! But now sooo much shit makes sense this week! I put it down it all being in my head! But I can smell EVERYTHING! But had all my normal pms stuff.

Weirdly, Dh came in at about 5 am, and when he got into bed I woke up briefly and he said "I can smell you, you smell lovely, I think you're pregnant" so his nose knows! He's still asleep but ill tell him properly later on! 😁

From December 6th to now, I'm still in cycle 3! How ages does that seem?!
Really hope it's a sticky one. This is scary as balls!

Only thing I did differently was chill out a bit, dtd as much as possible and I took epo from the beginning until Dh said I was ovulating!

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