Ttc#1 Thread the 4th. TMI club of January 2016. No symptom too disgusting to share!

[StarkyTheDirewolf]

We're on the 4th thread! Oh come all ye symptom spotters! And a fertile new year!

At Dr's for 10:40... need some kind of explanation because Chemical pregnancy isn't cutting it according to midwife...! I shall let you know

Sorry to hear that Indi. Remind me when AF is due?

Ovia said to start testing from 3rd but i think it's due tomorrow. Either way I know I'm not PG as I would've had some sort of line this morning on my sensitive super drug test

AF arrived on time for me this morning :-(. Oh well, if at first and all that!!

Congrats to Bubba and sorry for the AF arrivals.

Indi you're not out until you're out!

Choc sounds like a complete nightmare. Hope you get a proper answer soon. TTC is hard enough without added uncertainty.

Sorry to hear that, swimchick and indi

Good luck, choc

4 days til I can test.. 11dpo (I think) the wait is horrible! Think I'm just pmt or having the phantom symptoms because I want bfp so badly :(

Congratulations bubba! Wow couldn't be clearer than that!!!!

I am getting eager to see what's going on in my uterus! But would be at the most 10dpo which is still too early to test, isn't it? Also having a lack of symptoms and mild cramping already (AF due next weds) I think it's not me this month.

I can't remember what symptoms bubba had? Can anyone? I can't face going through the whole thread!!

Kat - probably best if you can hang on to 12 DPO. Think of it as peeing on bank notes otherwise.

That being said, you could cracking out some ICs but I'm not sure you'd learn much. Runner, when was your feint BFP? How many DPO?

*crack. It's too early!

Been at the doctors this morning because of a pre-existing health thing. Mentioned to him that I was off my pill in case my existing issue should mean I shouldn't be trying. The look on his face, he looked so surprised (not sure if it's because I look young but he knows I'm almost 26!). Freaked me out because he's the only person I've told other than DP and if he is that shocked God knows how people in my life will be! Much more scared now!

(My medical thing won't prevent me carrying on though, yay! Knew it but just wanted him to confirm :))

Leonie Weeing on bank notes gave me a wry smile. Guilty.

On the waste of time and money note...can anyone see a very faint line on this?

LittleBelle90, emanne, Ni and Lilian we are pretty much cycle buddies. AF due on the 9th and possible conception on the 24th/25th for me. Stark is not far off too. Maybe the thread is making us all sync!

Starky I am in stitches over your DH's lack of awareness! Obviously the egg is just waiting there to be fertilised by his mega sperm... Just like all women hang around waiting for a man to come along. My DH thought women only had two holes (a bottom hole and a vagina) and that women wee-d out of their vaginas

Did a FRER last night (couldn't help myself) and was convinced there was the tiniest second line. Ended up taking the test apart and sitting on the bathroom floor examining it for 10 minutes. I'm still no wiser but didn't get a lot of sleep. My boobs are like footballs, I have a bubbly abdomen (decided it's not wind), have completely gone off wine when I'd usually have at least one glass a day and I'm feeling queasy. Then again could all be PMS. I'm itching to try again but will force myself to wait at least a couple of days!

Runner you are a bloody pro! I'm also interested to know when you got your squinter...

Bubba congrats again! Clear as can be this time!

Choc sorry to hear about the BFP. Hope all goes well at your appointment

Bubbles I can see a very very faint line on the 1st and 3rd pic, I don't want to get you too excited because I was acting like a nutcase yesterday with thoughts of a second line you might be more normal than me though! Try again tomorrow, how many dpo are you? Any symptoms? Fx for you xx

Can definitely see a faint line on 3rd pic bubbles x

I can see a faint line bubbles!! Keep testing!

Kat my symptoms were insomnia, cramps, sore nipples.. And now a lot of burping

My OH thought you could get preggo at any time of the month. Didn't understand the whole eggs and tubes thing, just knew they were there. He also thought you'd get pregnant immediately and could do a test the next day. Oh how I laughed.

BFN again with fmu. Due af today according to Ovia. All aboard the February bus! Positive is that I can get rid of some of my wine weight before my next ov!

Thanks IndiX and Emanne - I think I just needed to share the crazy a little bit (and definitely not normal about this Indi). Even more embarrassingly, I come from a family of doctors and all are FIRMLY of the view that there is NO POINT TESTING UNTIL at least the day before AF is due (or ideally the day of) (which I obv totally ignored).

Bubbles I can see a faint line! Keep going, tomorrow you should see it I reckon

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I meant to say:
Sorry to hear about the BFN.

I'm so sorry Choc. My brain is not working at the moment due to lack of sleep. Hope you get the answers you deserve

Thanks Bubba.

Mileymoo mine the same! The news of a fertile window was met with "Really? So why do women use contraception all month round then?". Sigh. SUCH a long way to go with explaining......where do you start with that! I feel like maybe a GCSE science textbook might be the best place to start.

Bubba were your cramps anything like af? I've been cramping for about 3 days almost constantly now and it's really out of character for my af. Though if I was of surely I would have had a line this am so I'm clutching at straws really

Also, in real life I thought I could see a line but on the pictures am far less convinced (takes crazy, puts in back in crazy box with strong padlock for a few more days).

Thank you all for the help. DH is traveling with work for a next 10 days so having an outlet on here is really great.