The BESH are cheating on Luck with Irony, all Hags aboard for the ironiclusterdiff of the decade (for the B's and the none B's!)

[Blue2014]

You know the drill by now ...

Rules of Entry - must be over 30, TTC no. 1 for over a year, be suitably evil and Hag like, willing to shout Cunt at the moon on regular occasions, consume extra gin when our fellow hags are unable to, and to get the nipple tassles out for any successful Hag ...

No admittance without a complete BESHtionnaire - see below.

Barking!!!

Hags, I have a hangover and I am so depressed. I do not want to be hangover, I want to be fucking pregnant with a baybee that sticks. FML.

See Barking, it does seem like I should be due droid but my period tracking app says I wouldn't be due until 1st April?

Unwanted hangovers suck, Erica. It's rubbish and unfair

I really really really HATE that progesterone side effects mimic diffed symptoms. It's messing with my mind, I know it makes sense but it's so unfair

Giant sore boobs, didn't enjoy my cake yesterday (I always like cake!) slight nausea ... And yet, all of these are side effects and I'm really sensitive to hormones so know I'll get all the possible side effects. I can barely sleep because I usually sleep on my front and I can't because of my giant sore boobs, which would be fine if I was diffed but if im just been taunted? It's not fair!!

I feel much more crampy today anyway which I'm taking as a bad sign, it doesn't feel like a positive cramp

Thinking of you Blue.
I'm going slowly insane here.
I want to know.
But only if it's good news.
I don't know how I'm going to handle it if this is all over.

I really really want this for you Barking. I'm almost holding my breath for you til Friday

Can I ask a question? I'm seriously expecting a BFN on Saturday (no symptoms now, not even fake ones!) - when I POAS and its negative, can I drink that evening? I'll be 14dp5d by that point? I can't help but think of Fab's torture who was 16dp if I remember right? And it's a Saturday so I can't go off clinic advice (and don't really want to phone and say "so can I get pissed now then?!")

I've just been nice to someone who is diffed! Genuinely nice, check me out!

Good job I've gone private, my next NHS follow up appointment (to see if they want to put me on the waiting list for IVF) has come through - 26th Nov!!! One whole year after my last

I'm pretty sure you can safely drink either was as alcohol can only pass through the placenta which isn't formed - embryo is self sufficient for quite a few weeks

November?!
You will definitely have a conclusive result by 19dpo!!!!
I just did Ikea. With pg women everywhere. Just wanted to rant and rage at them and ask why they got to be pregnant and all my babies died. Give me strength hags, I feel like I'm losing it.

Thanks both.
Barking this isn't fair for you, it's absolutely not fair and fucking shit and to all of those preg women. I'm so so sorry, it's not ok that you've been through this, it's not ok that your babies aren't here, it's not ok that you're still having to go through this shit. It's all fucking wank

Blue I caved in and pimped after work today.
It's a bfp. For now.
Please, please, please let you be joining me when you finally pimp!

Barking best news ever! Blue, hoping for the same for you very soon!

I think I may be done with all the post mc & post misoprostol bleeding... can I have a hag vibe so the left over tissue has fucked and I can move on with my life (and onto IVF??)

Yes yes yes!! Brilliant news barking. Don't worry about me, if I get good news that's brilliant but it really is your turn before me so I'm still thrilled for you whatever the outcome for me. 2 days and counting (I'll just be glad to know - these side effects/symptoms are driving me insane!)

And to Erica - hag vibes - fuck off remaining tissues, let our Hag join us on this IVF path

barking I have my nipple tassles out for you! Sending every sticky thought your way.

blue waving my pom-poms for you too. Fingers and toes crossed.

erica I am giving your tissue ishoos a steely glare. C'mon, universe, give our hag a break.

Manly arm punches to the lot of you!

[delurks]

Barking - really pleased to read you've had a bfp. first of many hurdles of course, but I'm properly rooting for you.

Blue - holding breath really hard for you for tomorrow.

Might need to hold the congratulations hags, I've been bleeding all day. Fucking hate this shit.
Not heavy, but it's every time I go to the toilet. Could be one of those things, could be all over, who fucking knows. Will test again in the morning.

Erica I really hope it's all out of the system now, are they going to do another scan?

Shit! Got everything crossed that it's all ok for you Barking. I can't tell you how much I want this for you.

Hi fizz and Icy

Shit, fingers crossed everything is ok barking

Hope you are ok this morning Barking

Called the clinic. Fucking useless. Stop the clexane in case it's making the bleeding worse and call us back after you've done a pregnancy test on Tuesday was basically the gist of it.
They won't do anything at all before their otd. And then it's either stop the meds for a bfn or wait for a 6 week scan for a bfp.
If by some miracle I have a bfp on Tuesday I'll be demanding a blood test, I don't give a shit if it will be 'inconclusive', it will give me an indication of what might be happening inside my body and help me not go totally insane.

That's fucking ridiculous - I'm so sorry barking. This is utter torment for you, it's so fucking unfair. Toe holds Hag, I have everything crossed for you and am wishing away the next few days for you.

Good luck for tomorrow Blue

Thanks Barking shitting myself been worried all day