The BESH are cheating on Luck with Irony, all Hags aboard for the ironiclusterdiff of the decade (for the B's and the none B's!)

[Blue2014]

You know the drill by now ...

Rules of Entry - must be over 30, TTC no. 1 for over a year, be suitably evil and Hag like, willing to shout Cunt at the moon on regular occasions, consume extra gin when our fellow hags are unable to, and to get the nipple tassles out for any successful Hag ...

No admittance without a complete BESHtionnaire - see below.

Oh, Blue, don't do it to yourself. There's enough pressure on an ivf cycle as it is already

Sending fist bumps and buckets of fish.
Your mother will get through it, it sounds like she's got you and your siblings to help. It's just fucking unfair, I'm so sorry.

Thanks barking, fish buckets appreciated. I'm also probably going to have to tell her and my sister about the Czech IVF too - it's planned for mid Jan and I hadn't wanted to tell anyone but I don't know if I'll seem heartless if I skip off on "holiday" so soon after

blue and barking been thinking about both of you today. Not got anything helpful/comforting to add beyond that, I'm afraid. Sorry absolutely everything is so fucking shite

Thanks my love. How's everyone else ?

Argh! I called you love and not Hag! Oh I must be broken sorry Hags

Shit
How're you doing? And your family?

Ah we are alright. It's shit isn't it but it is what it is. At least everyone is looking after mum so that's a start.

Just had my 3 years smear test, she was really delicate with me and I felt like saying "are you kidding me, you've no idea how many strangers have seen my fanjo over the last year, just stick it in and get it done!" - I am a bit ouchy now though, silly delicate fanjo

I literally could not give a shit about pictures of my cousins babies. I do not care!! When I get my baby win - never let me be like this

Where are my hags ... Come be hag like with me .....

blue who is showing you the photos? Cousin or your mum? I'm bluntly honest in these situations and explain why I don't want to look at pictures of things I can't have. I don't give a shit if it upsets anyone, if they have no empathy that's a fault of theirs.

Mo ile site seems to be stopped working on my phone/nexus and typing on the desktop site on a mobile device is a nightmare.

It's the whole family, they just love cooing over babies and I'm expected to join in. Thing is, I've never been that kind of person anyway, I may want a child but babies are boring - I'm just genuinely not interesting in its new hat or whether it's nearly rolled over or what it's nappy contents are. I (unlike the beloved baby) DO NOT GIVE A SHIT!!

Would love to be blunt but -ridiculously seeing as we always said we would try for kids after getting married and we've been married 4 years now! - I haven't told any family members that we are struggling TTC. I'm still playing the genuine hag card
Ah it shit when the site plays up, makes it much harder to get on

Medication hasn't been sent for from
Czech - wise words needed hags ...

Do I :

1. Spend the next few days spending all my time trying to find somewhere in the UK who will dispense medication on time even though there is no one in my clinic until 4th Jan now and I would be due to start meds 5th Jan and fly out 12th (no confirmed appointment yet either they say the book it once you start day one)
2. Give you and wait til March (as I can't fly out in Feb)

I think I've given in - I could get meds on time but it feels really chaotic - I think I'm gonna have to wait until March

Aw sorry blue, maybe it'd be better to wait until March? Get Xmas out of the way and do it in a bit of a calmer fashion if possible? Sorry it hasn't worked out the way you wanted hag.

I can't stop crying, I think I'm having some kind of break down. I can't tell anyone and ruin their Xmas, and MrC is being quite rubbish too. I'm so sick of being pathetic and sad all the time, it's literally ruining my life

Oh coop, is there no one you can tell? It's a lot to handle with no one to talk to

My mum knows blue, but she has her own problems, plus my nieces and nephews
Happy Christmas hags, here's to 2016 eh?

2016 is gonna be better hag - time for gin I realise that's wine but you get me

How was Xmas hags?

Just came on to ask you the same, how's your mum doing? Think we've been abandoned in here...

Xmas was ok I suppose, got home this morning, not being surrounded by lots of manic kids helped a lot, have decided we're def not experiencing that again until/unless it's our own..

Meh.

Yeah Xmas with babies around sucks and of course you have to see them all at this time of year. I'm alright with my older nephews but babies just make me acutely aware of what I don't have. Feeling very flat about it all at the moment - I honestly don't know why all my friends are hyper fertile and I can't manage it. If makes me feel so awkward around them sometimes

Xmas day was fine but mum isn't sleeping - I've given her loads of tips but she won't use them which I know it part of the grief but if she just did as I said she would sleep and then feel better....

Hag-fish mentioned on Big Bang Theory - if I hadn't already found out about the Hag fish some months ago I would be very excited about that!

Hey hags, just popping in. I didn't have Xmas. We ran away on holiday and pretended it wasn't happening. It was glorious.
Back to reality now though, day 43 since mc and still no AF. Definitely not pg, if I was it would require the angel Gabriel to break the happy news to DCW. Means more delays and more frustration. Have to wait two cycles before the ivf, but can't seem to arrive at the start of the first yet!!

Blue thinking of you.
Co-op Xmas is done now. 2016 is on its way.

Ah barking- how frustrating - bleed fanjo bleed!

Ps. Hope hols were ace

Alreet Hags, tis the errant Rain under a new nom de plume. I'm so sorry for abandoning you all with no warning but as you shall see I have a whopper of an excuse (Barking already knows this), which also sadly means I am saying sayonara to the conception boards for a while/ever/who fucking knows.
RAF dropped the 'I don't think I love you anymore' bombshell on me just before our holiday to Mexico last month. Since we got back we spent another week or two in uncomfortable and awkward silence and so, while I was away with family over Christmas, he has moved out and we are now officially 'separated'. We're both reluctant to call complete time on it things just yet although it's hard to know how we might come back from this as it's mostly him and he can't really explain how or why this has happened seemingly with no warning (although charmingly at a joint counselling session he chose to reveal that I have been 'too focused' on having kids - thanks for telling me you felt that way before you utter knob).

So, while I shall be rooting for all the lovely BESH to get their wins in 2016, I shall most likely be navigating the roads of singledom and childlessness, hoo-fucking-ray.
Gin all round yes?

Oh Rain (sorry you'll always be Rain to me) I'm sorry to say but RAF is a massive cunt (or is that too positive a word?) for treating you this way. You are very clearly brilliant and if he can't see that then he never deserved you anyway - I'm so very sorry this shit is happening to you.

You will always be a Hag in my cold cold heart. I'm sure you've lots of ace people around you but, and I genuinely mean this, if you need anything let me know and I'll be there