The BESH are cheating on Luck with Irony, all Hags aboard for the ironiclusterdiff of the decade (for the B's and the none B's!)

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You know the drill by now ...

Rules of Entry - must be over 30, TTC no. 1 for over a year, be suitably evil and Hag like, willing to shout Cunt at the moon on regular occasions, consume extra gin when our fellow hags are unable to, and to get the nipple tassles out for any successful Hag ...

No admittance without a complete BESHtionnaire - see below.

yep, they found it. The results are actually better than last time (not amazing, but a slight increase) so lets cross everything for a ironi-post HSG diffment (highly unlikely but you never know!)

Am thinking of you with the menkul Rain, the only advice I can off is to stick your head in the sand until test day!

oh and I still dont know what happened to my fanjo - I bled for 2 days but I figure there isnt a part of me thats more looked at by Dr's than my fango right now so if anything is amiss they'll find it!

Hang on in there Rain, take it one day at a time and it'll be OTD a before you know it.

The universe has been conspiring to prevent me getting up the duff! HWHNN got back on Thursday and felt too ill to sechs, that night DD had a stomach bug and I managed a grand total of 3 hours sleep. We did manage to get down to it on Friday night but that's been it as again HWHNN felt too ill yesterday and today I've come down with DD's stomach bug. To top it all off HWHNN has now left for a week long course so won't be back till Friday night.

If we've managed to succeed this cycle it will be the ultimate FUFC!

Glad the numbers were better this time Blue and keeping appendages crossed for an ironi-diff

How are you holding out rain? I am finally succumbing to menkul. Droidal invasion due to morrow... But nothing I can do about it (and a lot of work needing done that I can do, so perhaps I should focus my efforts where I can make a difference )

Yay for better spaff results, blue!

And sorry about that likely lack of fufc, cave.

ah driz - keeping every last crossable thing crossed tightly for you, and me! It's no fucking joke is it. Today I have I have passed through every emotion possible I think, topped it off nicely by yelling at, and then crying down the phone at some poor customer service girl about a parcel that didn't come today. I am genuinely losing the fucking plot!

Feel totally normal, have had really sore boobs since taking the progesterone but that seems to have disappeared. Not a twinge or noticeable symptom of any sort really, aside from night sweats (nice). So, essentially, I feel like it's game over. OTD is Friday, in two minds about testing on Weds. It'd be good to just get it over and done with, but then I'll have to tough it out at work for three days. At least testing on Friday leaves me the weekend to wallow.

cave bollocks to it, what a comedy of (pukey) errors you've had this month. Time for and I think.

blue when is the HSG? Have you got some time off for it? Maybe mention the random bleed and see what they say. Great that you got some improvement in Mr Blue's spaff!

Hang on till Friday if you can Rain, nothing worse than testing early and spending days menkulling over whether there's actually a line there or not.

You sound fairly zen Drizz, I'm keeping e dry thing crossed for you too.

Legs crossed for both of us rain in a futile effort to keep droid in I was fairly zen, until today. I hate knicker-checking day. So I've decided I am not inspecting loo roll today, just chucking it straight away and am wearing and enormo-pad as insurance.

To be fair the book of face just made my worries insignificant, death should be banned, especially with young ones. And of course, I have the drizz-boy (who's had a fever for the past two days and I've dropped off at child care this morning, not knowing how long he'll manage there ). Agreed with SB that I am signing up for another frostie-round if/when droid appears.

Any news Driz? Don't tell me you haven't had a rummage...

rain what did you decide on the to test or not to test? Toe holding for the menkul. It really is like nothing else.

Blue Improved swimmers and an hcg to clear the tubes - you never know!

cave so frustrating when timings go out of sync.

I'm pissed off. And droid is here. Droid arrived here 5-7 days before expected which means no downregging for me this month, we've got to wait another cycle. I'm also feeling ill, so I'm pissed off with that as well. Generally I'm pissed off. But not pissed, as I'm doing the healthy thing before the ivf again. So it passes me off even more that I then get I'll.
Anyway, as you were, I'll return when droid and lurgy have left the building and I'm feeling like a nicer person. I almost didn't give someone a job today because she mentioned her maternity leave in the context of a question about her employment history.

Pisses me off when I get ill...

hag world is an odd one, hey? I suddenly realised how weird it is for me to be sad that someone didnt get to shag their man enough (soz, to hear it cave) and to find out what's in someone elses knickers (any news drizz).

Not to get your hopes up Rain, but wasnt night sweats Fab's early symptom? Hope the menkul is as quiet as it can be.

My HSG was booked for tomorrow but they have cancelled again, its rearranged for next week (pray the droid doesnt arrive early again and fuck it up!) but we will see if it actually goes ahead!

Nearly OTD hags ....

Glad random strangers are as interested in my pants as I am No news there, so OTD is on (you don't need to come in if droid has arrived).

How are you rain?

Hope your droid behaves as well blue to get that hsg in.

Annoying yours made an early, v unwanted visit barking. Hope you're at least shaking the lurgy!

Glad things are looking good Driz and hoping no news is good news Rain.

Fairly certain I ovulated on Saturday as pant snot has totally dried up, so maybe just maybe the Friday shag will have done it

Man do I miss the app - I lost you guys for a while there!

Driz, keeping everything crossed for you given lack of droid - is your OTD today or tomorrow - I can't remember. Idiot.
Rain, how are you doing lovely? Is no news good news?
Cavey, good luck for an FUFC this month despite all the crap!!
Shoulder punches all round for you Hags going through this bollocks. And throwing out the Sarcastic Fringehead of Support too (because I read an article about it the either day and feel it wins best fish name. Ever.).

I read about that fish too fab - a true BESH fish if ever there was one!
Hanging in there for tomorrow, I have planned a back up duvet day of exotic holiday planning if it's a BFN.

driz are you finding out via a blood test?

cave you never know! Really hope you get lucky this month

blue don't tell me the machine's still broken. Fx it all good smoothly next week

barking hope you're feeling better

BFN . Not particularly surprised but gutted all the same. Fuck everything.

Oh fuckit Rain. I'm totally gutted for you. This ttc bollocks is just a shitty heartbreaker sometimes isn't it. Unbeshly hugs for you and a squid shrug for you to nestle into. Look after yourself - a duvet day sounds perfect. Give yourself space to mourn the loss of your dream.

So sorry rain. Not fair :(

got a bfp yesterday but couldnt log in for some reason

Really sorry Rain Do you have to go for a blood test too to confirm? Have a good wallow and enjoy planning a gorgeous holiday.

Congrats Drizz

driz that's brilliant, congratulations! nice to have some good news round here!

cave no blood test, just the hpt. OTD was 14dp3dt, so about as late as you can get really! Anyway, just to confirm I am definitely not fucking pregnant, the droid decide to show up approx 3 hours after the bfn. What a fucking cunt! Just waiting for me to suffer the disappointment of the hpt before confirming it physically in all its bloody glory too. Wanker! Still, on the upside I guess I can skip the waiting and wondering of when my cycle will end.
I've (possibly stupidly) ordered some CB OPKs for this cycle as I'm guessing it might be a bit iffy. RAF and I have basically not had even a sniff of a shag (for fear of 'interfering' with science) since the end of July. No idea when to expect OV this month, I guess we just crack on with it once the droid has cleared off. Who knows, maybe I'll be one of these mythical women who get diffed after IVF .

Today I have watched way too many property shows, a fucking terrifying horror film (I can only watch horrors during the daytime!) and eaten a massive fish finger sandwich and half a bar of Divine dark chocolate washed down with as much caffeine as I could handle. RAF is bringing the wine and soft cheese later. It's been a while, but I think today warrants a good old fashioned BESH yodel of CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

that's a bit better.

How's everyone?

Rain, that really is a kick in the teeth drink as much wine and eat as much late and soft cheese as you can manage.

"late" = pate obviously

Sorry rain, that's a shitter, glad you've had a nice comfort day at least though, take a whole week/month and think of the holiday...

Tis a cunt

Congrats driz

Lurking away. I'm sorry blue what a cunt.

rain not blue! Back to bed. Am hungover from period induced drinking binge.

I'm so sorry Rain, also sorry for the late reply - I logged in on Friday to see your news but couldnt post so I have been thinking of you even if I wasnt there.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck cunt on your behalf, am genuinely gutted for you - flatfish of fucking fuck to you