Big catch up. Sorry my dipping in and out of bumsnet!
Sammy How are you feeling? A lurcher! How sweet! Very excited for you. I really hope you will get a happy outcome sometime in soon.
Robot thanks for letting me join you at the back of the bus. I have stocked up on Prosecco (I'm not a fan of shortages) but I also have Asti, Champagne, Pimms.and Vodka where needed.
Mega, I am heading to Nottingham at the end of next month, if you have any nice hotel or dining recommendations, I would appreciate them! Fingers crossed the pregnancy chair has worked. Always invoke the law of sod, get that funding bid in!
Mummy so sorry to hear about your argument.
My DH didn't want to tttc and plan a wedding at the same time, so I wonder if he is just thinking it's a lot to do at once?
Pug DHs SA will be on CD12, I usually ovulate on CD15/16 so we should be good. I am not temping or OPKing this month, we're trying the relaxed approached! So sorry for the bfn and AF. Flicks AF the V's.I can feel it though, your bfp is coming up soon. Why the hell did your alarm go off at 4am?! That's crazy!
Ibeka if you find a dog bread that wouldn't mind being left alone for a bit, please let me know.
It's crap about SIL, and it's hard to deal with the emotions that come along with that. I never put my bum on a pillow and it hasn't worked for me, so ignore Zita!
Eskimo We have all been in that down place, just know that we all love and support you! I have no clue about any of your lovely sounding drugs, sorry!
DizzyMerry I am with you on those last few days of a cycle. I think every time we hope for the best, prepare for the worst but are always let down if AF arrives. We're always praying for a miracle. I echo the other ladies, it sounds like a scan will be a good idea.
Pikz Fingers crossed your six months fly by so very quickly! Good that you managed to jump DH in his lunch break.
Nympho please your survived the baby shower! I will see if I can find some wipe clean fabric for the bum on the pillow pillow. 
BabyBumpHopeful I think sometimes we are quick to look at the number of cycles and try to put it into perspective. 5 months isn't a very long time, but it doesn't mean it isn't difficult. Hope you are well!
Queen I haven't been updated yet, but I wanted to apologise that you were given that hope. I love being in dream land of AF being late, but when it hits home its hard. It's so lovely that it's made your DH realise just how much he wants a baby with you. I think a super inviting intro for the next thread is a great idea!
Boris so sorry for AF.
You will have your day, just know that you will be so much more graceful in your pregnancy than your colleague is being now.
Rainy At least you have knowledge about DHs sperm count, knowledge builds confidence and you know how it can be improved. I think the right vits, good health care and he'll be on his way. 
Nomio so so excited for you about the house. It's gorgeous. Perfect place your your growing family! I feel so similar that TTC does impact on every part of your life. I feel so badly for you that your journey has been unnecessarily long due to stupid processes. So sorry for the bfn. 
Frogs five times since Friday?! Are you on your honeymoon?
POAS addict!
DizzyNorth Really hope your appointment has gone well today.
Knickers I recommend writing your posts on notes or something, then you can copy & paste.
Your posts are often so witty, so pleased you joined. I am so pleased you and your friend had a great day at the naming ceremony today.
I hope I haven't missed anyone. I can only thank you all for your support. DHS SA is playing heavily on his mind, first thing he said to me this morning was about dtd tonight ready for his SA on Friday. Poor man, it really hurts to see him this tormented. I just keep reminding him, when he brings up his SA, that regardless of any outcome of any tests, it's no-one fault and we will have a child in our future some how. I was then baby bombed today too, which was far from easy to deal with.
I am mostly good though, work is busy in a great way - I am one of those weird people who absolutely love their jobs.