Bumsnetters with Angry Pubes

[juneybean]

The Rules of Bumsnet

1. Don't talk about Bumsnet
2. Get the sperm in the hole
3. Don't LPB. It's frowned upon.

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sorry dizzy :(

Good luck, Woolly!

Thanks juney, didn't come as any surprise though unfortunately and at least I didn't waste a pee stick! Good to hear your romance is going well

Cock o' clock! Woolly, you filthbag!

I'm waiting for sperm to liquefy. Like you do.

Jooney, wore lass!

purdita my love! I'll let you make the next thread ... still got 100 posts to go like but you know...

New BFP date 9 June

That is my sister's birthday, so hoping it will be lucky for us!

morning! On the train already as travelling for work today, so quick post before I try and have a snooze!

dizzyn and nomio fx June is your month ladies!!

Not sure what's going on with ovulation, on CD17 now, got a peak on clearblue yesterday so really hoping my temp goes up tomorrow. Latest I've ever got my peak is CD13, hope my body manages to pop one out this month

Chart just because I haven't got to share one before

Sorry for AF Dizzy and nomio

Fx for ov woolly!

Morning

Dizzy and Nomio, sorry for af

Juney, pleased it's going well and yay for ttc again soon and a big birthday to celebrate!

Woolly, hope you managed to snooze a little on the train.

Stats ###### spinningirl10 ttc #3 cycle 25 #######

Oops forgot ## BFP due June 6th ##

Sorry for all the af's surely we are due some more luck soon.

Oyster honeymoon sounds perfect... We definitely all need one...

Just waiting for FF to confirm ov here

Almost threw up my grapefruit juice this morning! On the one hand I want ov to arrive so I can switch to much more palatable pineapple juice and on the other hand I want ov to be within the normal range!

We really do need some BFPs, when was our last one?

Ew yuck night grapefruit juice! I always remember my mum telling me that she used to drink a load of the stuff when she was younger.....it's only since ttc that I've twigged why she was drinking it!! I can't bear grapefruit.

Was our last one purple or mummy?

Thanks for the AF condolences . Feeling disappointed still today, I knew deep down it was coming but I think a teensy bit of the 'what ifs' had crept in because I'd been thinking my LP was 13 days and yesterday was 15dpo....although by ff's predictions AF was bang on time. I should have a bit more faith in the technology!

I've just been reflecting on my cycles since ttc....this whole symptom spotting game, I really think it's such a waste of time. This cycle I had no symptoms at all pre AF bar the two days of brown cm. no sore boobs, no cramps, nada. But other cycles so far I've had really painful boobs, twinges and that so called 'tugging' in my uterus, but AF still came! I'm making it my mission in future not to think about symptoms or let anything get my hopes up during tww! It's just making it too hard!

Anyway, on we go.....

spinning how is it all going in Tenerife? I'm mucho jealous!

woolly I think ov just happens late sometimes....I'm supposed to ov cd18 but this cycle it was cd21 for no apparent reason, I wasn't stressed or anything so I've no idea why it was late! But looking at your chart to me it looks like you may have ov'd on cd14? It'll be interesting to see what your temp does tomorrow. Keep at it just in case!

It was purple I remember now Dizzy :) To be fair that wasn't too long ago. Sorry that you are feeling a bit down still you are so right about symptom spotting, I get different stuff each cycle but AF always arrives on time! Onwards and upwards :)

Thanks night. I need to channel my energy into something other than ttc I think. It's doing my head in! I don't think I can take any more baby bombs either, it's really pissing me off (not you lovely ladies on here obviously ). The weather is looking good for the weekend so I'm going to plan something nice to distract me. It's only a fortnight until the excitement of the fertile window, I just need to get through the boredom of the next week or so!

Morning ladies.

Well I think it's a sign of how convinced I am that AF will show as I'm now on CD28 and not tested! Going to wait until Friday when I 'should' be 2 days late...or not if I'm having another wonky cycle

Morning melon, why are you so sure it's coming? I hope you get an answer either way soon, the wait proper sucks!

Boob are killing me, spots and that familiar ache down there is what tells me she's coming. I stupidly tested on Monday afternoon and got the obvious bfn

Hi all, feeling loads better after a long snooze. Also it's my day off today, and the sun is shining AND I'm planning a far flung holiday

Sorry to all who've got their AF today. June is gonna be your month ladies!

juney wooo! Glad it's all going well with the sexy lady! How exciting!

I made my DH dtd last night even though we both felt crappy. He didn't mind too much though hoping for vats of ewcm in the coming days. Off to have a rummage...

Hello everyone

Purdie glad you are getting the ball rolling! Exciting!

Glittery fx that dh's SA is good, especially after all that hard work on his part

Dizzy sorry AF arrived

Boris have I missed something?! You are in the Far East?!

Oyster sounds like you are having a lovely honeymoon with lots of dtd!

Nomio fantastic about the progesterone and losing weight. Well done you!!

Night I have never heard of The Duff but yay for hol in July! Where are you going?!

juney glad the romance is going well!!

Woolly you made me laugh at cock o'clock and yay for peak!

Queen glad you are felling better. Where are you planning your hol to?

Feeling rough here with my cold still...how can there be so much snot?!!!!

Spain tessie, staying in a friend's villa. Can't wait :) sorry about your cold :(