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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Bumsnetters with Angry Pubes

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juneybean · 03/05/2015 18:01

The Rules of Bumsnet

  1. Don't talk about Bumsnet
  2. Get the sperm in the hole
  3. Don't LPB. It's frowned upon.

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Wink Grin Brew Flowers Cake

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Rainy34 · 12/05/2015 20:44

Hope Sparkly is ok!!

Pixa why is she making you wait another three months if you have already been trying for two years, all the numbers baffle me,

Tonight is the first time my friend and i went out for a run, I have put on a bit of weight since christmas and seriously need to do something about it before i put another stone on, we walked and jogged, utterly puffed out but at the end felt so good about myself, i probably won't be able to move tomorrow

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juneybean · 12/05/2015 20:49

I totally loved She's All That Grin but I did fancy seeing The Duff too!

Sparklypants are you out there? :(

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spinningirl10 · 12/05/2015 21:14

Evening all,

Pixa, your appointment sounds positive. Good to know dh can get tested now and after 3 months they'll get the ball rolling for you. Always good to have a plan.

Lucie, sorry you couldn't get an appointment. My doctor in UK has the same system and it's frustrating when it takes you 15 mins to get through and there's no appointments left!

Purdie, I haven't pm'd Sparkly but am also worrying about her. Could you be our spokesperson and PM her on the angry pubes behalf?

Nomio, I too got a bfp after being on holiday! Go book another one Smile

I hope oyster comes home with a bfp!
Haha I see you've posted Oyster! Looks like you will come home with a bfp after all that sex!

Glittery, yay for the sperm sample, fx it's a good one!

Fig, take temp as soon as you wake, before moving or speaking and at the same time.

spinningirl10 · 12/05/2015 21:15

Juney, how's your romance going? Smile

Queenbee30 · 12/05/2015 21:17

I'm in bed feeling poorly with the sniffles

I hope sparkly is ok. Flowers

Queenbee30 · 12/05/2015 21:18

Woooo to honeymoons! Although I did get thrush on mine Hmm

nightandthelight · 12/05/2015 21:20

We have a holiday booked for July. If I am not preg go by then then the timings should mean that it's my fertile week while we are away Grin

Nomio230 · 12/05/2015 21:26

Good timing, Night!

I hope you feel better soon, Queen. My DH has been ill since the weekend with a nasty cold. Sad

nightandthelight · 12/05/2015 21:39

Get well soon Queen Flowers

purdiepie · 12/05/2015 21:51

DizzyN, it is just so damned hard. I don't understand any of it. IT is a foreign language and it's all a bloody nonsense.

Pixa, good, now you have a time frame around which to work and plan and dream. I'll bet your hubby's spermz are bob-on.

Glittery, soz love I forgot about his SA.

I'm going to pm Sparkly. Summat's wrong.

Woolly84 · 12/05/2015 21:58

Thinking of sparkly Flowers pass on our love purds xx

We all need conception-moons!!
Good going oyster! Wink

queen get well soon Flowers

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juneybean · 12/05/2015 21:59

spinning well I think!! Baby making is on hold but hopefully not for long!!

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Nomio230 · 12/05/2015 22:34

Shall we go on a giant Bumsnet holiday?! We can alternate between DTD & talking shit!

Juney, does Ms Sexy know about your baby plans? Where does she fit into it all?

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juneybean · 12/05/2015 22:36

Nomio we had the chat the other day and I said I wasn't prepared to put it on hold for anyone and she said she understood but still wished to pursue a relationship with me so that's nice Grin

You're all invited to my 30th birthday in July!

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Nomio230 · 12/05/2015 22:37

Yay and yay!

I keep meaning to check where you live, Juney. I think we will be up your way in early August.

loopylou1984 · 12/05/2015 22:38

Hi all, haven't had chance to catch up, but will do tomorrow as I want to reply to everyone properly. Thinking of you all, especially sparkly - she was having trouble reading her screen as it was making her feel sick. Hope you feel better soon sparks Smile Xx

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juneybean · 12/05/2015 22:39

Ohh marvellous! I'm just outside Washington in Tyne & Wear !

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Nomio230 · 12/05/2015 22:42

We will be in Darlington, so I might be able to pop over and see you!

glitteryflange · 12/05/2015 22:44

That's alreet Purds Smile
I hope sparkly is okay. Sad

Ah Juney that's really cool! Pleased it's going well for you :) what is she like? When's the next date?

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juneybean · 12/05/2015 22:45

Yay! I can always pop to Darlo for a cuppa!

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glitteryflange · 12/05/2015 22:46

Yeah 30th celebrations! ??????

Nomio230 · 12/05/2015 22:47

It's a date, Juney. Hope your gf isn't the jealous type!

I am really hoping Sparkly hasn't had bad news.

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juneybean · 12/05/2015 22:50

First proper date tomorrow... since we seem incapable of leaving my house... :X

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Woolly84 · 12/05/2015 22:52

Oo glad to hear it's going well juney!! Yayy for 30th birthday celebrations! Grin

nomio yes to a Bumsnet holiday! Great idea.

Finally got my peak smiley today, so it's cock o'clock here Grin night night ladies! Xx

DizzyNorthernBird · 12/05/2015 22:52

######new stats######

Ttc#1, cycle#6, bfp due 15 June.

Another one bites the dust.

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