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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Bumsnetters with Angry Pubes

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juneybean · 03/05/2015 18:01

The Rules of Bumsnet

  1. Don't talk about Bumsnet
  2. Get the sperm in the hole
  3. Don't LPB. It's frowned upon.

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Hairstylisttoboris · 07/05/2015 20:12

Welcome fig make yourself at home. That's a long journey you've had already. How easy did you conceive number 1?

Nomio230 · 07/05/2015 20:12

Welcome, Fig. Nice to see a new face!

Figroller · 07/05/2015 20:19

Thank you for the welcomes Smile

Dd was conceived without even trying. She was a happy accident. She is 11 now though so quite some time ago. I am 32 by the way.

I don't have a thermometer so does that mean I can't temp this cycle because I won't be starting from cd1?

loopylou1984 · 07/05/2015 20:33

Fig - as long as you start by about day 7/8 you should still be ok unless you're a very early ov-er. Xx

Yokyil · 07/05/2015 20:37

Hi all - stepped away for a few days but I have been following you all!! sparkly hope you start to feel a bit better soon Flowers
Congrats butter great news!!
sammy always good to hear that your bits are in working order, what's your next step then? - sorry just reread it's ivf next? When do you think you'll start looking into getting it started?
night sorry AF caught up with you Sad and rice sorry you're still in limbo with your poor papa. Fx he gets some answers soon

eskimoflo · 07/05/2015 20:54

I am interested in EVERYONE'S periods because I don't have my own

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eskimoflo · 07/05/2015 21:14

Oh my Gosh, we have a newbie! Fresh meat Grin Welcome Fig Come and sit with me

Sammy So glad to hear that the HyCosyinyawombarea went well and that it wasn't painful. Onwards and upwards now, m'dear Smile

Butter Congrats darlink! Flowers

Boris Do you have your diddledocam tomorrow? Good luck lovely Flowers

Night Sorry for AF, but hooray for your DH's promotion Star

Purdie I love that you are enjoying work now! We won't tell anyone Wink Keep that count down going and I just know you are going to be moving on to bigger and better things at the end of it! Grin

Glittery You're BACK! I missed your ass! Smile Sorry for AF though Dragon

Rice Good to see you. Sorry for AF, but it sounds like it was a little bit of a relief this time round Flowers Sending lots of good wishes to your dad.

Rainy Glad you have had a good day. Good luck with the laissez-faire attitude this month Smile

Nomio Hoorah for democracy and exercising your right to vote. Star

Hi Yokyil

Thank you to everyone for commenting on my doggy. Queenie Yes, he is a greyhound. I have two. Smile Dizzy Yes, he is prone to farting in that position, but it's ok, because when I do it, I just blame it on the dog and DH is none the wiser. Wink I ordered him a boot for his foot at the weekend, and it arrived today. I think it may be a bit small, and he won't walk in it at all. When he's wearing it, it looks like he's stepped into a bucket and got it stuck on his foot Hmm Might have to look at getting the size up...

Pikz · 07/05/2015 21:14

Eskimo that made me laugh

Butter congratulations

Sammy good to hear nothing is wrong... You never know what might happen

Pikz · 07/05/2015 21:15

Eskimo that made me laugh

Butter congratulations

Sammy good to hear nothing is wrong... You never know what might happen

eskimoflo · 07/05/2015 21:20

Election Election Election Election Election Election Election Election Election Election Election Erection Election Election Erection Election

eskimoflo · 07/05/2015 21:22

Ooops, a second stray 'Erection' slipped in there. How do they always manage to do that? Meant to cross that one through as well...

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juneybean · 07/05/2015 21:29

Welcome lovely newbie fig!!

nomio very well.... Although she seems over keen and my inner bloke wants to run away!

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Woolly84 · 07/05/2015 22:06

Ooo our first newbie in ages, I was worried we'd scared everyone off....welcome fig!! Grin

glittery welcome back! Smile

Watching the erection election coverage on BBC...the virtual people look a bit freaky Confused

Nomio230 · 07/05/2015 22:08

You are obviously just too amazing, Juney!

Eskimo, it is always wise to be on the lookout for stray erections.

Hairstylisttoboris · 07/05/2015 22:08

woolly I'm watching too. Nick clegg looked terrifying. Third exit polls are surprising me.

Bottle open, glass in hand. This is the first election night I've had in England as an adult. I'm here for the duration. Wine

Hairstylisttoboris · 07/05/2015 22:10

Get Gove off the tv before I vomit or throw something.

Nomio230 · 07/05/2015 22:11

Who are they predicting to win so far?

eskimoflo · 07/05/2015 22:13

So glad I'm not watching the same channel as you Boris I would have vommed into my cuppa if I'd seen his smarmy, slimy, sickening mush. Yuck.

eskimoflo · 07/05/2015 22:14

I 'm watching the Channel 4 coverage. Will turn over after Gogglebox and have a gander at BBC.

Woolly84 · 07/05/2015 22:14

Haha I thought that about clegg too boris! Very zombie like animations.

Not sure how long I'll last, stupid work tomorrow!

Woolly84 · 07/05/2015 22:16

eskimo cons at the moment from exit poll

Woolly84 · 07/05/2015 22:16

Sorry nomio asked that!

Hairstylisttoboris · 07/05/2015 22:19

Conservative predicted to have a small majority but would need 10 more MPs to make a government (watch out for the Irish mps making a move in there). Lib dems destroyed. Massive snp success. No ukip takeover.

Nomio230 · 07/05/2015 22:19

Interesting. When I looked online earlier, most polls had Labour slightly in the lead.

Hairstylisttoboris · 07/05/2015 22:20

nomio time will tell