Meet the Other Phone. Only the apps you allow.

Meet the Other Phone.
Only the apps you allow.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

Bumsnetters with Angry Pubes

999 replies

juneybean · 03/05/2015 18:01

The Rules of Bumsnet

  1. Don't talk about Bumsnet
  2. Get the sperm in the hole
  3. Don't LPB. It's frowned upon.

###STATS###

Wink Grin Brew Flowers Cake

OP posts:
Thread gallery
17
frogbubbles · 07/05/2015 08:08

Good luck for today sammy

Pikz · 07/05/2015 08:11

Am so behind. Work and a small person with bad dreams mean no time.

Mrsb congratulations

Sammy good luck today

Gin, twirls and punchbags to all in need

Cd13 here and am hoping with the soy to ov in the next few days so have a 38 day cycle instead of a 40 day one!

DizzyNorthernBird · 07/05/2015 08:16

Ah a week is so much better Smile. What gives you the anxiety? The travel or being away from home? I hate being away from home unless I'm with DP/family. I like my home comforts. In the past I've driven two hours each way to avoid having to stay the night on training courses!

nightandthelight · 07/05/2015 08:18

Bit of a mixed bag of emotions this morning! Arrived in work to AF but then got a phone call from DH to say he got his promotion :) choosing to focus on the positive.

#####nightandthelight, TTC1, cycle 4, BFP due 03/06#####

Hairstylisttoboris · 07/05/2015 08:20

night ah sorry for AF

dizzyn it's being away from home. I even get anxiety if going away with DH. I'd just rather be home. :(

nightandthelight · 07/05/2015 08:23

Oh bless you Boris, you can do it! Flowers

DizzyNorthernBird · 07/05/2015 08:28

Ah I know exactly how you feel boris, I used to travel long haul for work in my old job so I'm not sure whether that's why I feel like I do now....there's no place like home.

Oh night that's shit Sad. But congrats to your DH for the promotion.

nightandthelight · 07/05/2015 08:32

Thanks Dizzy the promotion is great as will make things easier financially when we do have a baby :)

Hairstylisttoboris · 07/05/2015 08:44

Yeyy congrats Mr night will you celebrate?

nightandthelight · 07/05/2015 08:52

Well am on my course this evening but wondering whether I pull a sicky! It's 3 hours on a train, AF had just started and the first day tends to be accompanied by horrible cramps and bowel movements. I just want to go home and be with DH but feel guilty Confused

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 07/05/2015 09:52

Morning gals!
I am back from my hols. Glad to be home. Had a lovely time with DH - the in laws - not so much!

AF due today - tested whilst away but got BFN so onto the next cycle!

I feel like I have missed so much trying to catch up, hope everyone is ok.

Can my stats be updated please?
#####GlitteryLipgloss1, TTC#1, Cycle #7 BFP Due 5/6/15.

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 07/05/2015 10:09

Congrats to the BFPs! I have tried to read back - got as far as Hairy Plums...let me orf, I've only had 3 hours kip.
Can someone break it down for me haha

Juney after Rome I lost all internet connection and DH's IL's gaff is in the middle of facking nowhere. Couldn't even text/call my mum.
Missed you all loads. So pleased to be back!

purdiepie · 07/05/2015 11:26

juney, the revelation of a baby snuggled in my tum-tum will occur on 29th May

Boz, please stop this rampant anxiety in its tracks by a) coming on here more often b) finding annuver job c) talking to an amazing professional who could calm you within a fortnight. What are the specific anxieties around work travel when it was once something you loved?

I am kinda enjoying work.

Spinners, put that Tenerife cocktail down and listen up: there are four women now on the over forty thread with bros in the last fortnight. It's our turn soon cocker!

purdiepie · 07/05/2015 11:31

Bfps not bros!

Welcome back Glittery! we missed you.

Why is this bus less hectic and not as bonkers as it used to be?

nightandthelight · 07/05/2015 11:33

Everyone is either preg go or on holiday Purdie :(

nightandthelight · 07/05/2015 11:34

Or both (looking at you chops) Envy

Sparkly123 · 07/05/2015 11:51

.. Or ill Confused I really do miss you all but whenever I look at this phone at the moment I feel I want to vomit. Sorry! Also- I'm not going to detail any post BFP symptoms and moan about them, but just to tell you-if I don'texplain, you will all be wondering... my actual general health isn't good at the moment hence my absence..we always knew it could go this way for my existing health problems for first little while so I'm trying to deal with it best I can, but I'm sorry I have had a couple days away from you all.. It's not like me, but I just haven't been able. I hope I haven't missed millions and will spend little bits of today trying to read back as energy allows. Hope everyone is feeling strong, positive and motivated for their cycles, sending Flowers to all Star

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 07/05/2015 12:19

Sparkly don't worry about us and checking in - just concentrate on getting better and keeping some food/liquids down you. x

DizzyMerry · 07/05/2015 13:21

Sparkly focus on yourself and your little bean. I'm sure you're being well looked after Flowers

Glittery pleased you had a lovely holiday. Sorry for the BFN but it's not over yet so fx.

purdiepie · 07/05/2015 13:22

Argh! Morning sickness already sweetheart? That's rough Sad

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 07/05/2015 13:32

dizzy thank you, pleased to be home! I know I am lucky to have a holiday but it didn't feel like it...but that's a whole other thread. (mil Dragon

AF is now in full swing Brew

Butterchunks · 07/05/2015 14:45

Afternoon ladies.

I am going to echo MrsB (congrats btw) in her concerns about not posting much recently but I also have some news.

Butterchunks, 32, ttc #1, cycle 5, dpo 12, BFP! EDD jan 16th

I am going to hang around here for a few weeks as it is still very very early days (only 4 weeks today) and then I shall join the grads if everything goes well. I just wanted to say hello, and say thank you to everyone for, y'know, being all awesome n'stuff.

I have to say that this is a bit of a surprise. I've been feeling pretty low and had given up a bit on TTC for this month - we only managed to dtd once and that was 2 days before ov according to ff. I think some pre-seed was used, but maybe just on Mr Chunks, no orgasm (for me), no legs in the air afterwards. Dp had been instructed to sort himself out regularly while I wasn't feeling very active so there was some spunky stock rotation going on there. I did have some decent ewcm that evening (which gave me some drive to get down to business with dp) but other than that I cant think of anything remarkable that would have helped. I feel bad that I cant come one here with some new and revolutionary thing to recommend. Maybe the trick is not to try the same stuff every month, mix it up a bit maybe? Who bloody knows??

The only symptoms I have are massive sore boobs, and tender underarm (both of which are normal leading up to af anyway). I only tested to get it out of my system. First test on dpo 10 (tues evening) was so faint I thought it was just an evap line, but then did a FRER anyway and got nothing. I did an IC FMU test yesterday after DP left for work at 8am, this time there was a vv faint line (like a -ve opk line) so I did another FRER. While waiting I had a rummage in the bin and lo and behold found a line on the FRER from the first time! Cue 10 hours of looking at tests every 10 mins to see if the lines were still there, waiting for dp to get home from work. I will wait until sat to test again (when ff says af is due), maybe breaking out a digital CB (from ebay, a bit cheaper but still I stupidly only want to use it once I am more sure that it won't be a waste).

Anyways, enough about me. Flowers and Cake to all of you.

Purdie I think you are doing the right thing sticking it out until your placement is finished, better for the CV and better for you to know you can achieve stuff. Get it done and then you have better credentials to find something that suits you better.

Juney how's the ladyfriend? I met Mr B on OKCupid, he is the absolute love of my life. I hope things are going well with Ms Sexy.

Frog and other crafty ladies - what are you working on at the moment.

Sparkly Boo to feeling rubbish, I hope to see you on the grad buses when you are feeling a bit brighter.

Nomio230 · 07/05/2015 14:53

Sparkly, I really hope you start to feel better soon. Don't worry about catching up, just post when you can. If you like, I can send you an FB message with any BFPs, so you don't feel like you are missing out. X

Glittery, yay to having you back, but boo to AF. Sorry you didn't have a very relaxing holiday.

Purdie, enjoying work? How did this happen? Are you turning into a computer geek?! Shock

Night, I would pull a sickie. Go home and celebrate with Mr Night.

Nomio230 · 07/05/2015 14:56

Yay, congratulations, Butter! I was wondering about you just the other day. I hope you have a nice sticky bean, and a healthy 8 months ahead of you. X

purdiepie · 07/05/2015 15:13

That is just fabulous news darling Butter! Weren't there issues a while back with your cycle? Argh. Can't remember what, but who cares? You're knocked up from a sparcity of grumpy! Dh must have supersperm I reckon.

Two ladies on the over 40 ttc thread have got their bfps from not-the-norm morning sex. No way will my dh AI for me in the am when Nancy needs attention and I'm due in work Sad

Swipe left for the next trending thread