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Bumsnetters with Angry Pubes

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juneybean · 03/05/2015 18:01

The Rules of Bumsnet

  1. Don't talk about Bumsnet
  2. Get the sperm in the hole
  3. Don't LPB. It's frowned upon.

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Wink Grin Brew Flowers Cake

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eskimoflo · 06/05/2015 20:39

Oh Purdie I wish I knew! If he isn't right next week, they will inject the local anaesthetic into his joint to see if it is actually his joint that's hurting. If he's still limping after the anaesthetic, then presumably they will rule out the joint pain and start looking at other things, but they are running out of ideas!

Have just been watching your clip of Nancy and chuckling to myself. Grin

Woolly84 · 06/05/2015 21:05

sammy good luck for tomorrow lovely Flowers

eskimo oh no poor pooch Sad hope they can get to the bottom of what it is!

Nomio230 · 06/05/2015 21:07

Congratulations, Mrsb! That is brilliant news! You are most definitely not an LPB, you have been on several busses with us. Flowers

Eskimo, I hope they get your poor little dog sorted out soon. It must be horrible thinking he is in pain.

I am only 7DPO, but feel like AF might be on her way. To be honest I wouldn't be surprised as I have had so many problems down there this month. I am still hoping she doesn't show though.

Sammy, that is brilliant news! Hurrah for cancellations!

purdiepie · 06/05/2015 21:13

Th'Eskimo, Grin

eskimoflo · 06/05/2015 21:21

Thanks ladies. It is getting me down about my boy, but right now, this is him on the sofa next to me, so he's not bothered at all. He is the laziest dog ever! He is in pain when he walks and it's having an impact on my girl dog, who loves her walks, but as you can see, he's not in a huge amount of pain all the time. Flowers

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Woolly84 · 06/05/2015 21:27

Aww! That's kind of how I look like right now lazing on the sofa Grin

Poor boy, hope he's better soon x

purdiepie · 06/05/2015 21:29

Awww, he is gorgeous Smile

Nomio230 · 06/05/2015 21:32

He is a cutie!

Beansprout30 · 06/05/2015 21:41

Aww Eskimo your dawgie is lush, pretty colourings!

sammy best of luck for tomorrow, hope all goes well

Congratulations mrsb Smile

Well done on the run night I walked/jogged home from work tonight, felt good considering ive notbeen vvery active lately

sparkly hope you feel better soon and hope it's nothing to do with your bean xx

juneybean · 06/05/2015 21:46

purds you got a AF date?

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Purplecuddlykoala14 · 06/05/2015 21:56

juney please could add my edd 11/1/16.
sparkly hope you feel better soon
eskimo he looks very comfy.
dizzyn did you do the run, I think you'd be ok as you are used to it, I on the other hand would struggle having not done any running since school.

loopylou1984 · 06/05/2015 22:15

Thanks everyone for the good lucks!

Nomio - it wasn't a cancellation. We're paying privately for it! Xx

eskimoflo · 06/05/2015 22:41

Fanx everyone Smile I think he is very pretty too.

frogbubbles · 06/05/2015 23:02

Purple, Dizzy! Phew I'm glad I'm not the only one in the wonky fanny gang. I text my friend and she has it too! Maybe it's not as "abnormal" as my doc made out after all Smile

MrsB congratulations you lovely lady, you are most definately not a LPB, not in the slightest. Aww so happy for you, this is wonderful news x

Sparkly sending lots of hugs your way and Hoping you feel a bit better tomorrow.

Sammy good luck for tomorrow lovely.

Eskimo, I'm so sorry to hear about your boy, he's absolutely stunning!! Such a cutie. I hope the vets get to the bottom of what's going on.

nightandthelight · 07/05/2015 06:15

Good luck today Sammy! Thinking of you :)

Really hope the paw gets sorted Eskimo, seeing a pet in pain is awful but good to see that he isn't overly bothered by it :)

Well done on run/walk bean, that's what I did yesterday, the first half I managed to run but the second half I alternated :)

autonomousplum · 07/05/2015 06:50

Ooooo-oooo a dog! pervs over pets

autonomousplum · 07/05/2015 06:51

sparks feel better? Flowers feel better. Cake

Queenbee30 · 07/05/2015 07:08

Congratulations MrsB!
sparkly feel better soon lovely

Awww eskimo hope the vet figures out what's up with him soon. He's gorgeous. A greyhound right? I love love love greyhounds but can't really have a dog. I have a beautiful tabby cat though who I love to bits. Horrid when we see our loved babies in pain.

pug how you doing lovely?

borissssssssss where are yoooou?
busy styling hair for election night?

On the train again....might as well save myself the mortgage and move in. Could live off the snack trolley and wash in the vile toilets....

wotsits1 · 07/05/2015 07:25

Good Luck Sammy

DizzyNorthernBird · 07/05/2015 07:28

Morning!

Congrats to mrsb!

Good luck for today sammy

eskimo your pooch is gorgeous! I hope he feels better soon Flowers. How old is he? he looks so comfy on that sofa! The only worrying thing is that position tends to be prime for death by doggy fart!!

I did do the run thanks purple, my finish time was slightly slower than where I should be, but I took it on the easy side to avoid burning out too soon as it's ages since I've done a 10k race, also the weather was horrendous! Torrential downpour, gusty wind, I got totally drenched and was freezing afterwards! So it's no surprise that I feel a bit rough this morning! Hey ho!

Hairstylisttoboris · 07/05/2015 07:29

Helloooooo queen I'm here. Just off to vote! Had a busy few days and am away with work on a grand tour of China, Singapore and Malaysia on Saturday. But first dildo cam in Friday. Eek. How's you?

sammy good luck for today. Hope it goes ok. Thinking if you.

Queenbee30 · 07/05/2015 07:45

There you are boris! Wow exciting sounding work trip! I kinda miss travelling with work (at the time I got sick of it so hard to please). Good luck for dildocam. I'm fine thanks, just in the boring pre-ovulation stage!

DizzyNorthernBird · 07/05/2015 07:51

Ooh boris! But was this the trip you were worried about a while ago? Or is this a shorter one? Will you get time to explore while you're there or is it strictly work stuff?

I haven't a clue who to vote for Sad. It's obvious which way I lean as I work in the public sector (sticks two fingers up at Teresa May) but DP has clouded my judgement with this business of tactical voting......I.e if you want a certain party out then don't vote for who you want to win, vote for another one which will get the seats for your preferred party etc etc. Confused! Politics were never my strong point Confused

Hairstylisttoboris · 07/05/2015 08:04

dizzy I got the trip down from 3 months to one week. It's strictly work. AF is due whilst im away but we are out this month anyhow due to ill health disrupting life. I hate work travel now. Used to love it but now i get massive anxiety issues. :(

Hairstylisttoboris · 07/05/2015 08:05

queen I kept an eye out for you at the station this morning. I was on the other platform :)