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The Angry Pubes are bumming along on Bumsnet

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juneybean · 19/04/2015 09:43

I'm not half as eloquent as the Purds so but BFPs for all!!!!

Except twats, they can go fuck themselves.

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juneybean · 19/04/2015 19:28

purds the title! Our new greeting cards are here! We're making vaginal butter and baking in a sneaky shag from behind. Our skittletits can't hold us back - it's JS'ing 43! apparently OP of complainy thread was eating toast at the time and took umbrage at vaginal butter.

Yes charters must be VIP if only to invoke the law of Sod!

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Sparkly123 · 19/04/2015 19:28

What's a SEN board? sheltered mnetter

Eskimo love what's up,pmsing?! Come on withdrawal bleed!!!!!

Sparkly123 · 19/04/2015 19:29

I'm not a VIPer either. Ooops

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juneybean · 19/04/2015 19:29

Special Educational Needs

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Sparkly123 · 19/04/2015 19:30

Oh Shock

eskimolaura · 19/04/2015 19:34

Aww fanks everyone Course I don't hate you lot! I am just fed up; have a pile of marking to contend with and am missing DH, who is working til 8. I do think it's hormonal, at least I feckin' hope so!

Going to get a hot water bottle. It's blummin' cold sitting at my kitchen table!

Oysterbabe · 19/04/2015 19:37

My hen was yesterday. Didn't do anything particularly exciting, I don't really go in for that hen stuff, so just went out for a nice dinner with my mates then drank gallons of booze. I'll have another bumsnet one if you like Wink
I think the stag went OK, he's been able to send me reasonably coherent messages. He's in Germany watching football.
I feel so enormously fat today after a heavy few days so I'll join the bumsnet health kick. I didn't even go for my run this morning and the wedding is less than 2 weeks!!

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juneybean · 19/04/2015 19:37

Join me in an alcoholic beverage eskimo?

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eskimolaura · 19/04/2015 19:40

Beverage sounds good Juney but I think I need a cuppa or a strong coffee. Tis gonna be a long night. Stick kettle on love. Wink

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juneybean · 19/04/2015 19:41

Oh alright, since it's you!

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Oysterbabe · 19/04/2015 19:43

Also, I think I'm a bad future wife. His best man was late picking him up because he had to comfort his wife who was crying about him going away for four days. I gleefully waved mine off before curing our tv of it's permanent state of green screen. Turns out we have other channels than just sky sports!

I don't have VIP either. What other features does that give you? Not sure I need it to do anything else.

Hairstylisttoboris · 19/04/2015 19:47

Oyster enjoy the sports free tv, I've hidden the remote to ours for the night. Enough already of footy, f1 cricket and all.

Nomio230 · 19/04/2015 19:52

We are having rice with veggies for dinner. I will stick some Quorn in mine & DH can have his with sausages. Not got much in at the minute, but got lots of healthy food coming from Tesco tomorrow.

Juney, do you have a date for meeting Ms Sexy yet?

Frog, I think you were remarkably restrained not to slap SiL! Your smoothies sound perfectly healthy to me.

Purdie, I don't mind walking if we are out in the countryside or the beach, but find just walking round the streets so boring that I give up!

I find the gym/swimming much better for me personally. They were doing a special deal at my Uni gym where you can get 3 months for only £59, so signed up for that. Bargain!

I am a FF VIP member. Grin I only signed up for 3 months though, as I was hoping I would be upduffed soon & not need it.

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juneybean · 19/04/2015 19:57

No not yet! Bit worried that we've texted too much and then we'll not like each other in real life :/ ack!

Did I tell you guys I became a posh wanker and joined the National Trust the other day?

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spinningirl10 · 19/04/2015 20:00

I didn't know what SEN was either Sparkly.

Eskimo, marking on a Sunday night sounds crap, put your heating on.

Oyster, that sounds like a lovely evening but yes you need another with usGrin ooh not long now! Do you leave the following day for Barbados?

I've got FF membership, as Purdie says it's pretty cheap for a year. I quite like looking at other peoples chartsGrin

chopsface · 19/04/2015 20:05

Don't judge me but we had pot noodles for tea Hmm

Glad my dh doesn't like sport, the tv is mainly mine, mine, MINE!

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juneybean · 19/04/2015 20:06

Did you have white bread with it chops because if you didn't, I'm going to judge you.

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ibeka · 19/04/2015 20:08

Hi all, I've missed 17 pages of the last thread and the first 7 of this just by going away for one quick weekend! I will be back tomorrow to read as much as I can but for now, hi, I hope you're all well and have had nice weekends.

spinningirl10 · 19/04/2015 20:09

If dp is home it's always sport, footie, golf, even darts!! What's that all about, darts isn't a sport!! If there's no sport on he likes documentaries, some are quite interesting but some are just weird.

Chops, I've never had a pot noodle.

purdiepie · 19/04/2015 20:10

Where is the pixa of Picture in her dress (see what I did there?)

Sparkly! I must've missed your post about a digi result! What did it say? What did it say? WHAT DID IT SAY???!

Oysterbabe · 19/04/2015 20:11

Wedding is on the Saturday and we're off to Barbados on the Monday. Going to the airport on Sunday though and staying over in a hotel. The flight is fairly early. So excited :)
FX for a bfp before then!! I'll be 14DPO a week today so will test then in the absence of AF.

Oysterbabe · 19/04/2015 20:13

I'm actually not that bothered about watching TV, it's mostly a load of shite so read my kindle while he's watching sport. I am enjoying a bit of trash TV today though in my tired and hungover state.

purdiepie · 19/04/2015 20:15

Creme, wins the prize for the most succulent tea

Sparkly123 · 19/04/2015 20:16

Purds it said this ..( Attached) but my symptoms still ain't good eh!

The Angry Pubes are bumming along on Bumsnet
Sparkly123 · 19/04/2015 20:17

Choppers I ain't ever had a pot noodle either. Super noodles yes, but pot.. No Grin