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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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juneybean · 19/04/2015 09:43

I'm not half as eloquent as the Purds so but BFPs for all!!!!

Except twats, they can go fuck themselves.

###STATS###

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Pikz · 20/04/2015 22:19

Nomio Jamie Oliver does an amazing quinoa salad with blackened chicken. Tis proper yum

Pixa · 20/04/2015 22:19

I know I have mentioned it before but Sparkly and Nomio the Quinoa, Lentil and Feta salad on the BBC good food website is amazing. It has orange zest and tarragon too. Delicious and fresh. Smile

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 22:23

Spinning ha you believed that?!? I prob would have too Grin

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 22:24

Orange zest and tarragon sounds yum!

Mummyofonesofar · 20/04/2015 22:27

spinnin what a cruel joke! I have only been in a hollister once, some half naked models in swim shorts made me curious. I could hardly see the clothes it was so dark (I guess perfect for DTD!), there was no room for the pushchair and the prices were ridiculous!

Nomio230 · 20/04/2015 22:28

That sounds nice Pixa, I am off to look it up.

Woolly84 · 20/04/2015 22:38

mummy your experience of Hollister sounds similar to mine! Everything was randomly placed as well!

I'm curious to try this quinoa you all speak of...

Bedtime now, very early start for work tomorrow. Been feeling nauseated this evening, it's not unusual though, just Lady Progesterone up to her pre-AF tricks!!

Night night lovelies xx

Alpha100 · 20/04/2015 22:39

Hi everyone (waves)

I've struggled to keep up but will try harder!

After a lovely holiday I came back to earth with a bang last week. I had horrible cramps Monday/Tuesday which I think may have been caused by iron in new ttc tablets. This was swiftly followed by a cold (plague) brought into the house by my friend who moved in with us last week as her house rental fell through last minute! My oh wouldn't let me take decongestant as he was convinced I was pregnant but just as the cold started shifting AF arrived 5 days early!!!

#new stats bfp due 18th of May#

Beansprout30 · 20/04/2015 22:47

Pleased your first day went well purdie!

Hi to everyone, just had a quick read through before bed, loving the stories of where you've dtd. Naughtiest place for me was on the Eurostar, in the toilet! Wouldn't have the balls to do it anywhere but home/hotel rooms these days!

Could my stats be updated please??

Beansprout30, ttc #1, cycle 11, bfp due 21st May (ha yeh right!)

frogbubbles · 20/04/2015 22:48

Woolly I'm a massive quinoa fan it's very lovely.

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 20/04/2015 22:53

Night. Picture or your making it up! Smile

DizzyMerry · 20/04/2015 23:00

Pixa those quinoa recipes sound nice. I'm off to have a look. I do like quinoa salads. I don't really like it on it's own as a main meal though but I'm not that big a fan of rice either.

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 23:19

Oh Alpha that sounds like a real bugger of a week!! So sorry AF appeared like that too! Did you at least have a nice holiday?? Into next cycle lovely! Positive thoughts! StarFlowers

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 23:20

Woolly you never know lovely!Wink hope nausea calms down !

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 23:21

Dizzymerry did you survive work?!

Juney are you late night texting again..?! Wink

DizzyMerry · 20/04/2015 23:59

Just about sparkly and when I got home dd wanted to bake cookies so we did. Took me an age to clear the mess though. I felt like a zombie today so needless to say no dtd going on here tonight!

Spinning I must have missed your post about the joke your DP pulled. You definitely have to get your own back there so you'll need to come up with a cunning plan says she who has fallen for these jokes many times and has never been able to take revenge

Sparkly123 · 21/04/2015 00:12

Dizzymerry eeek not ideal bet that was the last thing you wanted to do when home! Oh and I'm sure you said that last night mrs... Wink

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juneybean · 21/04/2015 00:24

Always! No she's gone to bed early as she's got a cold poor love! I'm scouring clothes online since I hate everything in my wardrobe!

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Mummyofonesofar · 21/04/2015 06:45

Alpha sorry about your rubbish week, I hope the holiday was lovely. It can't be easy having a friend move in!

nightandthelight · 21/04/2015 07:18

Picture tonight I promise! Just dtd and bum is on pillow :) CM is becoming increasingly fertile but opks still negative, reckon that will change over the next few days.

Mummyofonesofar · 21/04/2015 07:33

night are hounding the dual hormone ones? Bop at this time of morning is vey good!

Queenbee30 · 21/04/2015 07:47

I'm hereeee!
Never going to be able to comment on everything but things that have stood out:

Congrats Purdie on the job.
Woohoo eskimo on DH delivering the lil swimmers!

Strangest place for me...tropical
rainforest against a tree Blush

juney Please don't kick me off the bus!
STATS #bfp due 26th april# I think

Pixa · 21/04/2015 08:00

Okay. Last night (noticed this last month too but didn't think anything of it) I seemed to have really painful sex during ovulation! What the frig?! It's like my body doesn't want me to get pregnant. I get that it's probably due to changes in the position of my cervix but it's vexing. Angry

Mummyofonesofar · 21/04/2015 08:04

queen your stats are fine, we will just kick off the ones who's BFP date has passed and they haven't updated given us a new date - yours hasn't passed yet!

Pixa I always thought sex would be easier as the cervix is higher! You poor thing, that doesn't make it easy Flowers