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juneybean · 19/04/2015 09:43

I'm not half as eloquent as the Purds so but BFPs for all!!!!

Except twats, they can go fuck themselves.

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Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 21:55

It's wrong Night it's def wrong, ha ha Grin

Mummyofonesofar · 20/04/2015 21:56

I think 2 weeks is a good amount of time. They would be more like a LPB to post one after 2 weeks of non activity so no af update after 2 weeks they can be binned Grin

Nomio230 · 20/04/2015 21:56

Sorry Pixa Blush

I can see your dilemma Night, but have to agree that it is wrong.

Mummyofonesofar · 20/04/2015 21:57

Sparkly yours on the ttc sheet but with a BFP on but not moved over to the upduffed sheet.

juneybean · 20/04/2015 21:57

Now got heartburn, definitely pregnant nothing to do with the red bull I just drank

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Pixa · 20/04/2015 21:58

That's okay Nomio I don't visit Cleethorpes often anymore. Smile

DizzyMerry · 20/04/2015 21:58

Purdie so pleased your first day went well. Your DH sounds absolutely lovely. What a thoughtful thing to do meeting you at the platform with your dd. She must have been beside herself with excitement to see you.

Night a padded seat? The previous tenants may have had fragile backsides!

All this talk of daring sex stories puts me to shame! The most daring place for me was in a car Hmm I'm a bedroom/bed only kinda gal!

nightandthelight · 20/04/2015 22:01

The previous people were the landlords Merry and they are quite old :) The lid is also embroidered Shock

MarysPrayer · 20/04/2015 22:01

Juney get some Gaviscon (or cheaper equivalent) I swig it 'cos it tastes nice and so I can pretend to be preggo Hmm

juneybean · 20/04/2015 22:02

Marys it's bloody awful stuff! I've got some ranitidine I can't remember what that's for...

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Pixa · 20/04/2015 22:03

Night I want a picture of your loo; I am in shock! Shock

nightandthelight · 20/04/2015 22:05

Will do so tomorrow once I have WiFi and thus my laptop pixa :)

DaisyDuckSW15 · 20/04/2015 22:07

Hope you had a great first day purdey!

I'm loving the sex stories! I've done it in cars, fields in the countryside, a shed, an office (after hours!) and a room in army barracks. (I'm now married to the soldier). Nowhere terribly shocking.

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 22:09

I hate ranitidine Juney but it may work for ya?!

Mummy thanks lovely that's fine

Night embroidered!!! Shock

Mummyofonesofar · 20/04/2015 22:11

Dp asked if we could go to bed early as he is tired. He is now on his 4th random Facebook video.....

DizzyMerry · 20/04/2015 22:12

Ranitidine is for heartburn juney and it's fab stuff. I had awful heartburn with DD and midwife kindly let me have some gaviscon during an appointment. Only I'd never tasted it before and it was absolutely vile that I almost spat it all over her! She then gave me ranitidine.

juneybean · 20/04/2015 22:12

I bought it in December when I got really ill with which the doctor thought was adult colic Hmm but it did work in the end!

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Nomio230 · 20/04/2015 22:13

Go Daisy! They are pretty impressive.

Sparkly, I did it. I tried Quinoa! DH and I both thought it was ok, but agreed we prefer rice.

Juney, Ranitidine is normally to stop the stomach producing acid. My dad has it for his ulcer.

DizzyMerry · 20/04/2015 22:13

An embroidered lid?! This just gets worse night Confused

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 22:14

I think it def works Juney worth a shot

MarysPrayer · 20/04/2015 22:14

I guess I'm the only weirdo one who likes Gaviscon Blush

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 22:15

Nomio you get used to it.. The taste is pretty nutty don't you think? I prefer rice for sure but I prefer quinoa for the health!

Nomio230 · 20/04/2015 22:15

Night we need to see this monstrosity of a toilet!

spinningirl10 · 20/04/2015 22:16

Haha can't catch up on everything as dp is here. Love the sex stories and it reminds me of a funny one!
We did it in the changing rooms at Hollister! The following week dp was in the shop again and phoned me to say the manager had approached him and told him that we were both banned.........I believed him, he kept that one going for a few days.......need to get my own back on him for that one!

Nomio230 · 20/04/2015 22:18

I agree Sparkles. It wasn't horrible, but it also wasn't amazing. I just looked it up & the health benefits might convince me to try again. I am thinking of making some quinoa & vegetable burgers with it.