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The Angry Pubes are bumming along on Bumsnet

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juneybean · 19/04/2015 09:43

I'm not half as eloquent as the Purds so but BFPs for all!!!!

Except twats, they can go fuck themselves.

###STATS###

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Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 21:36

Sunny ha ha I'm sure he doesn't want one of us really!!!

SunnyStriker · 20/04/2015 21:36

I need new stats....

#####SunnyStriker 35, ttc#4, cycle 6?7?, bfp due 13 may######

eskimolaura · 20/04/2015 21:36

Pahaha Juney 'One job...' Grin

frogbubbles · 20/04/2015 21:37

Ha ha my date is wrong too I'm due 25/26 can't wait for the bfps coming in Juney

Pikz · 20/04/2015 21:38

Can't stop laughing to write anything!!!

Mummyofonesofar · 20/04/2015 21:38

Juney I agree that non updaters should be removed! Or it's going to get long and messy.

Ha 'one job!' glittery a graveyard would creep me out too much!

Woolly84 · 20/04/2015 21:39

Just BFP due date to update on my stats pretty please!

28th April
Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 21:39

Frog so sorry about doctor hope you get it sorted.

glittery eek! It was the first time though lovely!

frogbubbles · 20/04/2015 21:43

Thanks sparkly one it will be fine, besides of have the dildocam to look forward to right?? Ha ha x

Mummyofonesofar · 20/04/2015 21:43

Ok I think between us we have done all the updates. Let us know if we have missed anyone!

MarysPrayer · 20/04/2015 21:44

Evening all Smile Sorry I haven't had time to post yet tonight. Been busy shagging in the Primark fitting rooms. Grin

Purdie I'm so glad your first day went well. Coming home to your little girl is just lovely isn't it? I work 3 days a week and dd is usually beside herself with glee when I get home. despite being spoiled rotten by doting grandparents

Will go and fall asleep catch up properly now. I may be some time....

nightandthelight · 20/04/2015 21:45

Our new place has a padded loo seat Hmm

Do you have my new stats juney? Please don't throw me off

#####nightandthelight, 26, TTC1, cycle 3, Bfp due 10 May

Pixa · 20/04/2015 21:46

Glittery I always recommend the Borghese Gallery. Bernini's sculptures always take my breath away. & YY to EPO for good EWCM.

DizzyNorth There is always something to obsess over when TTC. Grin Pleased to hear you are well.

Purdie It is so great to hear that you've enjoyed your first day.

Spinning I haven't had a roast in what feels like years! Sad DH has been told that even though I am annoyed I will get my way! Grin

Nomio Great swim! Are you feeling fantastic?

Creme Thank you for the bladder update. Grin

Juney Sorry to see you're not feeling great.

I can't believe how many people dip their chips into milkshake Shock

I think we should have a creative sex challenge... "And this week, on bumsnet, the contestants must have sex on the stairs"

Mummy I fully intend to jump him. Howling at precious man juice. Haven't been on Facebook yet! I should add that this isn't the greatest photo. I feel it has been built up a bit. Ha ha.

Sunny Great advice! It did make me chuckle. Thank you. Hope you are well.

Sparkly How are you doing? I bought the Hemsley's book today. Smile

Pikz I am on it. Grin How are you doing?

Frog What happened with the doctor? Sad Sorry to hear it didn't go well. Flowers

I think I would be fairly embarrassed if I listed all of the places I could remember having sex in...

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 21:46

Yes dildocam Froggers Wednesday??

Woolly84 · 20/04/2015 21:47

Thank you oh lovely statisticians!

marys and purdie your dds sound adorable! Ah, I can't wait to have a dd/ds to come home to sigh Smile

Nomio230 · 20/04/2015 21:47

Glittery well done on the weight loss! 5lbs in a week is amazing!

Purdie, that was so sweet of DH. It sounds like Nancy was pretty happy to see you too. Smile I am really glad you had a good first day. Working with nice people makes all the difference.

Weirdest place-Cleethorpes beach in the middle of a hot summers day. Grin

I have also done it in a train toilet, (which is so skanky I can't believe I did it), various parks, a hot tub, a private rooftop swimming pool. Can't think of any more interesting ones.

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 21:47

Marys primark don't check the fitting rooms much so your secret is safe! Wink

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 21:48

Night a padded seat?!?! Whaaaat?!

Junes and Mums can my stats stay as is until I know the state of play Friday?!

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juneybean · 20/04/2015 21:48

Glad you agree mummy not sure of a specific deadline for removing folk though, maybe two weeks since their last update?!

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juneybean · 20/04/2015 21:50

Yep Sparklers

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Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 21:50

Pixa get off here and dtd mrs!!! I'm ok thanks for asking! I love the creative sex challenge! Good plan ha ha

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juneybean · 20/04/2015 21:50

Got you now night Grin

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Pixa · 20/04/2015 21:52

Sparkly I have a good half an hour before DTD, still doing some work from home and DH is watching Game of Thrones! Grin I will definitely be ensuring I get lucky this evening though.

Yes to a tidy spreadsheet. My analytical mind is happy Juney

Pixa · 20/04/2015 21:53

Nomio Not Cleethorpes beach! Grin I won't be able to walk down by the sea front without thinking of you now.

nightandthelight · 20/04/2015 21:53

It's so warm Sparkly however I can't shift the idea that it's just wrong!