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[juneybean]

I'm not half as eloquent as the Purds so but BFPs for all!!!!

Except twats, they can go fuck themselves.

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Yes what went wrong at doctors frog?

night my efforts aren't very adventurous either, oo though we did try a new position last month, still on the safety of the bed though

rice changing rooms at next! Howling! I've done changing room at a public pool, after he slipped it in a few times whilst in the pool and let the need to 'finish'.

Omg sex is less messy. Please tell me this gets less fiddly. My heart was racing!

rice !! Next changing rooms

Rice Pahahaha! Next?! My DH once had a panic attack in the middle of a Next sale and ripped of his T-shirt, Hulk style. I don't think anything could persuade him to get it on in a retail store.

*felt the need

A steam room Sammy ! I would have passed out!! Ha

Awwww Purdie I welled up!

Frog what went wrong?

Loving the random sex stories... Trains and car I have done, outside in a forest , but these days I like the bed or the sofa!

Doctor bloody useles, honestly I wanted my meds changing its quite simple. He doesn't agree but has not said why. Ill think of an action plan tomorrow

Oh Glittery did it not go well?!

Haha glittery did you get it in the right hole?

I've had sex in a graveyard. On someone's stone ?? it wasn't my proudest moment and really regret it. Feel awful for it.

My friend had tried anal once in Bangkok. I couldn't stop laughing!

Sorry frog maybe you can see someone else?

Also once on a bench in a field up a hill looking down on the cars driving past. Reading this all back it seems I was a bit of a skank....

Just a quick one about the job: my colleagues are ace. Every single one of them is above the age of thirty, barely any females and all really clever and interesting. I thought I was going to not like my line manager as she wears those infantile wacky nail extensions that always make me question a woman's mental capacity. But she's lovely and gracious and generous with her time and knowledge and she thinks I'm 'going to be wonderful to have around here.'

As DH waved me off this morning on the doorstep he yelled: 'Purdie, whatever you do...don't be yourself.'

purdie it really is true.......hardcore drugs are finished, I am surviving on lettuce and filtered water but I'm pain free and ttc while waiting for my op which could be months away.

Told my oh about some of your sexploits and he wants to trade me in for one of you guys.....

Some of it went BEHIND the plunger. So had to pull the plunger bit up to let it out then suck it back up again. Then I didn't know whether to pull the thing out or leave it in...so it was just hanging there... Then it all started coming out?!?! Then it just fell out lol!

Haha Purdie glad you had a great first day!

Ah jesus Glittery you had one job!

Mummy ha ha skank! Not heard that term in a while! You are totally not I've dtd lots outside too I wouldn't worry! Ha

Glitter in a graveyard!!!

glittery I guess practice makes perfect

Yikes, five days and there'll be a mass Piss Off

It will be fine thanks everyone x

Now back to your adventurous sex lives I am so vanilla Boring ha ha!!! Rice next changing rooms you daredevil

Purdie love it. And so glad she said that and saw it in you so instantly! Brilliant

Oh frog that sounds rubbish, I hope you get it sorted soon.

I had one bloody job lol yes exactly! Pffft!

Purds sounds like it went really well hope you had a nice well earnt dinner and a cuppa. The time you spend with DH and Nancy will be quality time now.