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The Angry Pubes are bumming along on Bumsnet

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juneybean · 19/04/2015 09:43

I'm not half as eloquent as the Purds so but BFPs for all!!!!

Except twats, they can go fuck themselves.

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Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 21:15

Mummy a turret?! Ouch! I've dtd on the cobbles standing up next to a castle. . It's almost as exciting.. not Hmm

Mummyofonesofar · 20/04/2015 21:15

sparkly the stories do make you go a bit crazy!

Juney glad your evening was ok and she sounds very sweet.

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 21:16

Where the heck is Purdie when you need her...

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 21:17

Eh . Hold on . I just googled poldark. Either I have the strong guy or he doesn't picture well. He doesn't do it for me Hmm

frogbubbles · 20/04/2015 21:17

Evening lovelies, have I missed anything wonderful today? No chance of catching up. Had a terrible day, doctors appt did not go well, I am pretty annoyed with that.

8DPO and I've really got the urge to poas, I know its too early to get the pee sticks out. Someone slap me!!

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 21:17

Strong= wrong.
Bloomin' autocorrect

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 21:19

Frog it's too early. It's way too bloomin' early. Step away! It will pay off in the end holding off... Keep strong! Sorry you had a bad day. Doctor no help?

Woolly84 · 20/04/2015 21:19

I've DTD on top of a castle turret in broad daylight....

mummy I take it that isn't lingo for DHs thing then?! Grin good work!

nightandthelight · 20/04/2015 21:19

I had a chocolate in my mouth when I read Purdie's post, chocolate is now all over the coffee table in a nice spattered fashion Grin. Love how Nancy threw herself into your arms, so cute!

A castle turret mummy! Are you aristocracy

Mummyofonesofar · 20/04/2015 21:20

sparkly the not pointy kind! Really it was more of a store tower. Against a castle is more naughty as you were at ground level!

Purdey bless Nancypants. Bet she was glad to see her mummy. Night night lovely!

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juneybean · 20/04/2015 21:20

TWERLY frogs put the stick down!

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juneybean · 20/04/2015 21:20

Our stats aren't up to date at what point can I remove non-updaters?

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eskimolaura · 20/04/2015 21:20

Aww, thanks Night I am due AF in the next couple of days, all being well.

Juney Glad your meet-up was bearable.

Glittery It is for your cat... in a way Wink

Oversharing alert: Those of a sensitive nature, look away now. I have DTD; outside my friend's house in the very early hours of the morning Shock ; in multiple cars; with a waiter on a cruise ship (in numerous places on said ship) and on a golf course. I was quite adventurous in my younger days.

nightandthelight · 20/04/2015 21:21

What went wrong at docs frog?

Riceicle1 · 20/04/2015 21:21

Strangest places; On the back of a coach!in the changing rooms at next! On a sun lounger by the pool in our holiday villa, And in a forest,oh and under a bush in the park! All in my younger, carefree days! Nowadays its usually missionary in our bed! But if we have a bit in the day, it's in the bathroom or utility room!! But right now (after doing it 9 times in 7 days, I'd quite frankly rather gouge my eyes out than do it ANYWHERE)

loopylou1984 · 20/04/2015 21:21

Eskimos pigeons and Purdies Welsh colleague really made me chuckle!

Hi night Grin

No news here, 4dpo - boring!!! Xx

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 21:22

Purdie !!!! I'm overjoyed dh came with Nancy to the train. That is the sweetest thing. They must be so proud of you! Back to the grind for you Tomor! Although it sounds like you may need to take a translator with you...!!! Brilliant. We missed ya. Flowers

Mummyofonesofar · 20/04/2015 21:23

night nah, I'm not posh - I lived near one in my old town. Tis not DPs 'turret', was an ex - we had lots of fun outdoor sex which dp is very jealous of as we have only been as adventurous as the kitchen - with no curtains/blinds.

nightandthelight · 20/04/2015 21:23

My sex life is so boring :( no castles or forests!

Hi Sammy :) good luck with your TWW!

SunnyStriker · 20/04/2015 21:23

Hehe at mummy 's OH's thing being a castle turret!

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juneybean · 20/04/2015 21:25

LOL at Glitterys cat!

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Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 21:25

Mummy yeh ooops ground level is right BlushBlush

Eskimo you minx! Wink

Rice ha ha. Give yourself a break now that's a lot!!!

nightandthelight · 20/04/2015 21:25

The kitchen with no blinds sounds adventerous enough for me mummy! Once did it in the kitchen (with a clear view to the front door) when I knew my housemates were minutes from walking through it! Made it with about 10 seconds to spare Blush

loopylou1984 · 20/04/2015 21:25

No castles or forests for me either. We did do it in a steam room once at a hotel though Wink

purdiepie · 20/04/2015 21:25

Kissing, is it really true? Have you returned like the Prodigal Son? We have a fatted calf ready to celebrate your return and a cape for your shoulders of the finest silk How are you? I haven't caught up and I am unable to, so can I assume your time-out is timed-out? I hope so. Ah...I remember..you were prescribed hardcore drugs that precluded ttc. I think. Welcome back anyway, you've been missed Smile

Welcome to you, Sunny Smile

Pixa, what has your DH done to be called a plank? Grin

Until I met DH I had only ever had sex in weird places Hmm Sex outdoors or in water is highly overrated, IMO. And sex in cars is just puerile