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juneybean · 19/04/2015 09:43

I'm not half as eloquent as the Purds so but BFPs for all!!!!

Except twats, they can go fuck themselves.

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GlitteryLipgloss1 · 20/04/2015 20:09

Ah Eskimo DH finally managed it haha bless him!

spinningirl10 · 20/04/2015 20:09

Glittery, Woohoo that's fantastic! Well doneGrin

Pikz · 20/04/2015 20:13

Well done glittery!

Spinning it's hard isn't it... We've had to go eod as it was getting too much

eskimolaura · 20/04/2015 20:18

spinning I just watched two pigeons having a shag on our fence outside. It lasted about 8 seconds, if that. It made me think. Why do we have to pretend that TTC sex is fun, sexy and anything other than an attempt at procreation? Why can't we have a quick, two minute shag or a wank in a cup and a syringe up the foof? The pigeons certainly weren't thinking 'Ooh, I need to shave my bits and do a lap dance before we get it on.' I am going to relay that to my DH and see what he thinks... Hmm

And Glittery He sure did! He sent me a proud text afterwards. Hmm Well done on the 8 pounds. Great stuff! Star

Mummyofonesofar · 20/04/2015 20:29

Pikz how long is your lp? When are you due to test? Fingers crossed for you too! Yay for potty training! Ok af/bfp due Friday, I have 12 day lp so Saturday for me.

Night I'm impressed you've christening the bedroom already! Moving and unpacking makes me so tired! I am fine thanks, just been to watch ds swim.... Again!!

eskimo last night my dog rested her tail INSIDE the chiminea, didn't even notice til I dragged her away. Stupid dog!! Horray for his sample! Brilliant take on procreation and the pigeon shag!

Juney hope tonight is bearable for you and a few texts from Ms Sexy cheer you up.

glittery well done on your loss! Over the half a stone mark Grin

spinningirl10 · 20/04/2015 20:35

Pitz and Eskimo, yep it is hard, we just need to keep going in any way we can don't we and hope it will bring us our bfp's. The pigeon story made me laugh Grin

Pixa · 20/04/2015 20:36

Okay, right now, I am angry with DH for being a plank. But, I have the best EWCM that I have noticed in a while and a +VE OPKs. Angry The law of sod has been invoked. He better perform tonight. Ha ha.

Mummyofonesofar · 20/04/2015 20:40

Pixa he might be a plank but he holds the precious man juice. Jump him!

spinningirl10 · 20/04/2015 20:47

Pixa, worry about that tomorrow, go have sexGrin

SunnyStriker · 20/04/2015 20:54

Yep pixa lay back and think of something/someone else, just get his goods where they need to be!! Plenty of time to be pissed off with him....

glittery fantastic weight loss. We'll done lovely

Oh to be a pigeon eskimo they don't have to temp/chart/spend all the funds on piss sticks either.

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 21:00

Oooh are we talking about weirdest places we have dtd or was that just you Sunny ?!

Eskimo woo got fake AF on route and glad dh got sample done, how long until results? Hope your doggie is ok

Spins how was the roast? And had a little spotting earlier - spoke too soon! .. Not much though

Glitter go you! Brilliant. Well done lovely!! What on earth is slim rice?! Have you tried to make cauliflower rice before?

Pixa there's only one option here - let it go and dtd! Ha

Purdita hope you are enjoying time with dh and NDolly tonight after such a great first day!

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 21:00

Who is on for a BFP next?! It feels like forever since we had one!

Mummyofonesofar · 20/04/2015 21:05

Weirdest places to DTD, now that would distract me from reading 0-14 dpo symptom stories on the Internet!

Stabby pains on my right side tonight. Plus DS kissed my tum tum "in case it's a baby in there and not just too much curry" Hmm

Woolly84 · 20/04/2015 21:07

So glad Monday is nearly over, was a crappy day at work today!

eskimo your pigeon story really cheered me up!! Grin

glittery well done!! Smile

sparkly yes we need some more BFPs, fx for all those POASing soon, I've still got like another week to go!

Mummyofonesofar · 20/04/2015 21:07

Quite a few on the stats lost are out of date where we have seen af but not had a new bfp date. There are quite a few of us due on 25th!

nightandthelight · 20/04/2015 21:07

Thanks for the replies ladies! I am weirdly impressed by your commitment to the bed sunny! You haven't once even got down and dirty on a sofa? I am not very adventurous, have never had sex outside or in a public place. Weirdest was probably on the stairs, got to love carpet burn Hmm

You are not a bad mum Eskimo! I have pulled scabs off my cats prematurely as well :( When are you due AF from your noribingbong stuff?

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 20/04/2015 21:07

Thank you all. I am so shocked. But spurred on too. I'll show that bloody doctor!

Sparkly DH is upstairs doing his first sample! I popped into boots on way home & asked for a syringe! I said it was for my cat! I don't even have a cat! Lol

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juneybean · 20/04/2015 21:10

Thanks lovelies... it wasn't too bad, a lot of "when the baby comes" talk but she's sweet, not like the other one who I don't talk to anymore!

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Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 21:11

Woolly sorry for rubbish day at work! Ok so you are on schedule for another week. Who else can give us all a BFP before?!

Mummy that's so sweet of DS!!! I hate reading those dpo stories! I remembering trawling through them at one point!

Night carpet burn! Ha ha Grin

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 21:12

Ooooh Glittery exciting!!! This is the one! Ha ha

Pikz · 20/04/2015 21:12

Eskimo that pigeon story made me laugh though sometime try of dh and I as we may only have a few minutes before ds wakes or something

Mummy it's usually 11/12 days so fri or sat but whole cycle a bit screwy as I usually on cd17 and I ov cd 28!!

Pixa think of pol dark or something ;)

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 21:13

Juney oh well I'm glad it wasn't too bad. It's hard because you are happy for friends etc and want to be excited alongside them but there's also that overwhelming ache you wish it was you. Flowers

Mummyofonesofar · 20/04/2015 21:13

Glittery what an excuse!! Brilliant haha.

Night very prim and proper of you. I've DTD on top of a castle turret in broad daylight.... Blush

purdiepie · 20/04/2015 21:14

Thanks for all the loveliness about my job. You are all so hugely supportive and it really warms my cockles. I do love you lot Thanks Please forgive the short-ish post but I'm shattered (brain drain) and going to bed.

Pikz, Nancy is only 13 months and so no running and flinging of arms yet. DH surprised me by being there on the platform with her as my train pulled in and I ran screaming down the platform to find a crying nipper (it was the first time she had seen a real train and the racket distressed her. She chucked herself out of DH's arms, though, and into mine. Bliss Smile Pikz, I think you've done brilliantly with all that sex; you really kept at it even when ovulation was eluding you. Good on you. I would love to see you, my fellow one-tuber, get your bfp Thanks

Glittery, what a massive amount to lose in one week. Quite incredible Thanks

Night, my love, this Welsh fella just talks gibberish. Honestly, I can not conceive how he got a job on a customer service desk. Today he said to me: 'Cwm KatherineJenkins llangcock leeksandpowys?' To which I replied, 'Erm, pardon?' 'CWM GETHRIN ANGHARAD CUPPA GOGOGOCH?' At this point I'm looking around wildly for a translator until my manager chortles, 'He's asking if you would like a brew.'

Woolly84 · 20/04/2015 21:15

mummy I'm down on the stats as 25th but will be at least a couple of days later than that I think, but yes quite a few of us around that time!

Not really got a weird place story....inspire me ladies! Haha Grin