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[juneybean]

I'm not half as eloquent as the Purds so but BFPs for all!!!!

Except twats, they can go fuck themselves.

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haha yes! Italians do love their food. totally dh's fault for my weight gain

I bloody love double carbs! A few weeks ago I had three McDonald's :|

And when I was a toddler - which clearly I don't remember - I ate a snail in the garden - mum looked down and saw the trail ended next to me and I was crunching something. Everyone I know knows this story and when DS and I found a funky looking green slug yesterday he offered me it to eat because 'he knows I like snails and they are kinda the same'

And here is me hoping my family are not on here - as a just about crawling baby I ate my brothers poo out of his potty whilst left to our own devices in a play pen - what kind of parent leaves a potty inside a play pen!?!?!?!

mummy aw thank you for admitting you ate weird shit too! haha! :)

nomio I am CD11 today. Did a CB dual and got low Saturday and Sunday - hoping to DTD and AI this month and do a CB OPK EOD - gonna catch that f*cking egg this month!!! lol

you go girl! Wish I could be swimming - currently chained to a desk! :( but got my fat fighters meal and going to go for a walk after weigh in this evening.

mummy you literally ate weird shit!!

juney three maccy d's! I am impressed! don't tell sparkly

Glittery FYI.
The Trevi is shut?! Eh what?!

Glittery I was waiting for that crossed post to be read! Yes but I was a baby and clearly was neglected so I do not blame myself. My Dad told every boyfriend I had this story at the dinner table....

oh no - not nonna! lol!

I made my cookies at the weekend. but I did have a bit of dough left over....

haha why do families love to embarrass us. I do just fine doing it on my own daily without them adding to it.

yep closed till August 2015.... no big deal Italy...I mean you had all winter to close it but it makes perfect sense to wait until the busy tourist season comes along to close it...PERFECT SENSE. bitter much

Wetting myself at those memes sign of pregnancy

Goodness you've been chatty!

Lucie, wow, bloody fantastic news! Did you say you're hoping to have 2 put back in?

The Trevi fountain has been shut for ages, we were there last July and it was closed for work then.

Double carbs!! I'd need a sleep if I ate that. I think it's the norm for pubs to serve lasagne and chips. Cottage pie and chips is crazy.

Glittery, I like the sound of bringing the romance to AI

Agh I can't remember anything else!

Glittery The cookies all looked lovely and delicate then I saw the nob one!!

Thanks everyone, very happy at the moment. DH are off for a nice lunch to celebrate and I'm even going to treat myself to one or two cocktails tonight now my eggs are nice and safe.

We have to ring again on Wednesday for another progress report and then we won't hear about them again until we go into the the clinic on Friday for the transfer. We get to watch them on the screen going in which will be amazing and take a photograph! I am loving science at the moment! We are really hoping two are still going strong by Friday and we can have them both put back

Fantastic Lucie, enjoy your lunch and your cocktails this evening

Glittery, Rome is so beautiful, are you there for a week?

Juney, 3 Maccys Ds!! I'm jealous

Right sorry can answer properly now

Been sat in garden on phone getting some vitamin D!

mummy ms sexy is off okcupid, have had a profile on there for ages but flitted between looking for friends only and dating.

Oyster I've had a 8dpo dip too...

Glittery I will indeed ask her out eventually after a few more ciders

sparkly no call :( but we texted til well after 1am but will definitely keep pushing for a call! Three meals a day.... I can possibly stretch to two and a lot of snacks...

Purdita hope your day is going well!!

Combination of my healthy salad and all this double carbs talk means I'm now hungrier after my lunch than I was before!

Good luck today purdie!

Sorry about AF Bean

Yay for six fertiliser eggs Lucie that is fantastic

Hello all! Damn work for keeping me away from bumsnet!!
lucie awesome news about the eggies!! I'm very excited for you!
Happy birthday boris!!

I don't mind a bit of Carb-on-carb.....

Spinning - two nights and three days. Then catching the train to DH's family village until 6th May. Been Rome before and did the touristy bits so looking forward to long walks, nice tasty meals, a picnic and lots of chilling out with DH.

Juney ahhh come on gal you don't need any Dutch courage.

Melon I know - just had my meal and could easily carry on snacking this arvo.

mummy haha sorry I couldn't resist making a little willy cookie.

wow what a week we are having - so much to look forward to on this bus. it's lovely :) hopefully some more BFP's will follow too shortly.

Hope everyone else is ok.

Work is so boring! x

I'm coming out of hibernation. .........still waiting for an op but pain is being controlled really well with diet alone so no nasty meds to harm a baby. We decided to ttc, if we get upduffed before op I will put it off for a few months. Not ttc for an indefinite time seems like a ridiculous idea......

Anyway....

You seem really chipper sparkly well done. I'm hoping Friday comes quickly and you get the best news.

Can I join all you dieting ladies? I'm having to eat very very little fat at the moment. I am losing weight and I can't cheat or I'll be ill! First time I've ever stuck to any kind of diet

purdie I hope work is going well. Good on you.

Who was talking about a fear of vomiting? My teenage daughter has a bad phobia of vomiting. It literally affects her life every single day. She is adamant she will never have babies fo fear of morning sickness and I believe her. It's a horrible thing.

Not sure what else I've missed. I can't even hope to catch up on everything but I hope everyone is ok and shagging lots. ..

Sorry I used to be kissinggiraffe.

Also fantastic nnews lucie . I've been following your journing. I'm praying you get your bfp

Will catch up properly after work but just wanted to say congratulations Lucie! That's an amazing result!!

Xx

Ps. I kinda want lasagne and chips now!

Kissing/sunny Hi! I hope you aren't feeling too bad. I know TTC is very important but so is your health - look after yourself lovely x

Hi pixa! I'm very well thanks! Just been lurking really for the dull spell before ov week where there's nothing to obsess over How are things with you?

lucie that's amazing news, real progress. One of those eggs will be your baby! Eek!

spinninghow are you? I'm just watching an episode of poldark! It always reminds me of you and tessie!

sunny welcome back! I don't blame you for jumping back on the wagon, it seems silly to put it off if you don't have a date fixed for your op.

Sorry but McDonald's is proper rank. Bar the breakfast wrap and chicken selects, which are the only things I eat there. Their burgers suck stinky arse. Would rather go hungry than eat that shite.