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juneybean · 19/04/2015 09:43

I'm not half as eloquent as the Purds so but BFPs for all!!!!

Except twats, they can go fuck themselves.

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Riceicle1 · 20/04/2015 15:04

Brilliant news lucie
purds I hope your first day is going ok! and that you took a change of pants incase of a hunk induced incident!
Hi night how's the house going? Are you busy christening every room?
Blurrrggghhh to carbsomes, my mom eats chip butties and my nan has bread and butter with a Sunday roast?!?!

purdiepie · 20/04/2015 15:17

I like it here Smile

purdiepie · 20/04/2015 15:19

Lucie, what can I say? Them babies are fighting it out among themselves to be your tot. Well done, old girl xx

purdiepie · 20/04/2015 15:20

I'm leaving at four. I want this job, although it is hard - proper IT stuff. Everyone around me is a genius. The man next to me is Welsh. You can't have everything.

Mummyofonesofar · 20/04/2015 15:27

Purdie So glad you're having a great first day!! Can't wait to read all about it tonight, don't forget you are also a genius and so deserve that job.

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 20/04/2015 15:50

Purds! Glad you are enjoying it! I am sure they wont want you to leave at the end of the term! You aren't there to know about IT. Probably to fend calls off and do the admin bits? Sounds lovely! Nice little jobby.

Hiya sunnystriker/Kissing Giraffe!
Course you can join us healthy eaters.
But first you have to come clean with your eating sins!

MissMrsMummy · 20/04/2015 16:15

Hi everyone, hope you are all ok! just checking in to see how sparkly is doing? Someone mentioned on the April bus that you were having some bleeding, how are you? What's the latest? Really hope everything's ok x

lucieloos · 20/04/2015 16:27

Thanks purdie Smile Glad you are liking your new job and that it's going well. Thanks to everyone else too and a big hi to kissing giraffe I remember you off the old buses x

purdiepie · 20/04/2015 16:34

I am aching to see my baby girl. I can't remember the last time I was this excited Smile

spinningirl10 · 20/04/2015 16:35

Dizzy, hiGrin when are you due to ov? I am hoping to get a positive wed and dtd wed/thurs/fri. Trying AI this cycle, ah the romance Smile

Purdie, yay, pleased you're enjoying it although I'd have to get moved away from the welshie Wink

It's really hot here today and I'm cooking a roast!

Glittery, sounds like a lovely trip planned and nice to have a few days to yourselves before you visit family.

Woolly84 · 20/04/2015 17:06

Mmm roast Smile

Yay purdie glad you had a good first day! Bet your tot will be just as excited to see you.

Welcome back giraffe/striker!

Nomio230 · 20/04/2015 17:07

Love your carb-on-carb comment, Woolly!

Juney, you and my sister would be a match made in heaven if only she were gay. She always orders 2 or 3 meals at McDonalds, as one is not enough!

Lucie, that is brilliant news about your little embryos. Amazing that you actually get to see them & take a pic beforehand! I will have all my limbs crossed for you on Friday.

Mummy, I remember my brother once ate a snail when he was a toddler. I walked into the garden & he was munching away with crusty bits of shell all round his mouth. It made me feel sick!

Your holiday sounds amazing, Glittery, I am so jealous. DH has been to Italy, but I have never gone. I would probably put on about 50 stones though, so just as well!

Nice to have you back, Kissing.

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 20/04/2015 17:15

Nomio I am taking my weight watcher book with me weird much
said to dh we are going for a walk/jog before dinner this evening too.

I tell ya what - that EPO - flippin eck. I've never had CM like it - hurry up syringes!

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 17:17

Glitter those biccies look Gorg! Well done! Yes that's the Italians for you.. So laid back they are horizontal. I'm sure they are all like flinging their hands up "eh" "eh" it eeees onlyyy a summer of closure eh eh no problem no problem " sending you off to the Spanish steps! (if I did this impression in person you would get it..!) where you staying in Roma?

Lucie so so exciting! The science is mind blowing you are right. Hope got a fantastic update from you on Wed! Have a great ,well deserved night out!

Juney two?? Mmm ok.. Wait. Do you skip breakfast? ShockDo you??Angry I hope there will be a phonecall soon!!

Night how are you lovely?

Woolly no carb on carb nooo!

SunnyKissing oh there you are!!!how you holding up? I think it's good you are not putting it all on hold (as long as your health isn't paying the price!) I can see it would be a very tough decision though. Is this gallbladder? Sorry you don't have to answer that I just couldn't remember if you had said before. Thanks for thinking of me, I'm doing ok. Trying to stay positive. I decided today to stick with positivity, what's the point in being negative unless I really have to?! Can't believe so many people have the vomiting phobia! Your poor daughter!Flowers

Tessie still around anywhere?Smile

DizzyNorth high five! McDs is rank!

Purdiepie wooooo!! You have had a good first day working gal?! Brilliant! Nancy is gonna be so excited to see you! Grin

MissMrs oh lovely thanks so much for thinking of me. I'm holding it together just! Thanks to all you lovely ladies. Just got to wait till Friday now to see the outcome. Praying for a positive outcome! How are you?

Nomio how are you after your mammoth swim?!

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 20/04/2015 17:31

Sparkly we are staying literally right next to the circus maximus - last time we were close to the coliseum. haha I know exactly what you meant!

Yay I am free! now for the poxy commute home! x

MissMrsMummy · 20/04/2015 17:31

Praying for you sparkly I really hope Friday brings good news. Thinking of you. My bfp is due in the next couple of days so I'm just waiting around... AF cramps but no spotting. Just hoping for a decent LP at least! 9dpo now. Xx

Nomio230 · 20/04/2015 17:31

I am good thanks, *Sparkly. Just sipping on a smoothie and internet shopping doing an assignment. I am pleased you are feeling more positive now. Any spotting today?

Purdie, sounds like you have had a great day. I bet N-Pantz will fling herself on you when you get in!

Glittery, Weight Watchers on holiday is dedication! I am super impressed. I might see if my DH fancies a walk tonight too. It is so lovely & sunny at the minute, I just want to be outside. I am really missing having a garden. Sad

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 17:35

Glitter great location! You must go to an area called Trastevere to eat.. It's where all the locals go and the food is proper authentic not touristy!

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 17:36

Missmrs oh I hope so much this is your month lovely!!!! Not long to go for you! All crossed. Thank you so much that's so kind. I hope so much this is it for me and I'm going to have an actual real life baby. Smile

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 17:38

Nomio great smoothie swim combo you!! Good work! No spotting today yet.. hence the positivity things change from hour to hour with the mindset though! Ha

Woolly84 · 20/04/2015 17:52

glittery Rome is fab - enjoy!! (And don't forget to have some gelato!)

sparkly sending you lots of positive vibes for Friday lovely Flowers I really hope this is it for you and there's a baby sparkler on the way! Smile

So ladies if this cycle isn't successful, I think I'm going to jump on the temping bandwagon - wahey! Grin

MissMrsMummy · 20/04/2015 17:58

Thanks sparkly x

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 17:58

Woolly let's hope you don't have to and this cycle is the one but if you do.. I look forward to seeing your charts! Smile hope this month is a lucky one for ya! Thanks for your kindness. You ladies are keeping me going!

cremedecacao · 20/04/2015 18:19

Sammy: we are cycle friends again! Yay!

Lucie: amazing news, you must be feeling very optimistic.

I am 5dpo today. Been wee-ing like mad. I KNOW this is not a symptom as it is too early blah blah blah but I feel like you all need to know this information anyway Grin

Pikz · 20/04/2015 18:38

Sparkly great news on no spotting

Woolly let's hope you don't need to

Mummy I am 8dpo and crossing everything for you

Purdie best part of my day is arriving at nursery to a run across the room which leaves me breathless!

Glittery WW on hols is dedication

Errr must remember more... Will comment more when I can remember

Oh and Lucie amazing news!! So pleased

Welcome back kissing

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