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[juneybean]

I'm not half as eloquent as the Purds so but BFPs for all!!!!

Except twats, they can go fuck themselves.

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Melon are you enjoying the Calm before the dtd storm at least?!

Oh of course you would pipe in Junes ! I'm getting you a personal chef. paying in preseed and OPKs

Argghh I made the call!!? It was terrifying but I'm feeling chuffed. Out of the 7 collected, 6 were mature enough and all 6 have fertilised!! I feel like our chances are half decent now! Come on embryos.

Hahaha I just made a really delicious sauce you'd be so proud!

Super noodle sandwiches?? Yikes!

We work in an open plan office sparkly both downstairs and upstairs. I always use the downstairs loo but can always hear people hovering about waiting to use it. Tempted to hide under my desk though!!!

Hey Junes as long as you are eating three meals a day I'm happy mmmm sauce. Bring it! I'll take some of that pleasssseee!

Lucie !!!!!! Amazing!!! What fantastic news! You are so right to be chuffed. Brilliant chance. Come on little ones!! We are all willing you on! How are you feeling now after yesterday?

Dizzymerry hiding under the desk sounds fine!

Lucie thats fantastic! When do the buns get put in your oven?!

Sparkly, I shouldn't complain should I. How are you doing?

That's excellent news lucie

Brilliant news Lucie!

Ewwww super noodle sandwiches, that's like.... DOUBLE CARBS! My worst nightmare, like lasagne and CHIPS! Wtf!? Do people want to pile on the pounds?

Melon complain all you like mrs! I'm ok. Hanging on!!

Choppers ha ha lasagne and chips is very popular you know! I remember the days I would happily eat double carbs. Couldn't face it now! How are you ?Sixth week almost!

I can confirm that they do indeed taste quite nice! As long as you don't use too much butter/marg.

A fish finger sandwich really is the ball bags though. When I was a little girl I used to just eat Ketchup sandwiches. and cat food but that's a different story! shut up now Hayley shut up no one will want to talk to you again you weirdo

Lucie - that's freaking amazing news!!!!! How many will they put back in? Are you going to use Embryo glue? My friend did! isn't science amazing.

Melon - haha your statement made me laugh!

oooh not long to go sparkly! EXCITING!!!!

DIPPING MACDONALDS CHIPS INTO MACCY D'S STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE
DONT ACT LIKE YOU AINT DONE IT lol x

5 weeks today sparkly doesn't time go slow when you want it to speed up?

Ewwww! Chips in milkshake!

Oyster Fingers crossed for you.

Purple - Get your bum on a pillow!

Mummy - It's just on my Facebook wall I would feel like an absolute plank if I posted it within the group. Your second BBQ sounds lovely!

DizzyNorth I have been wondering where you are. How are you?

Sparkly Thanks for the cheers. How are you feeling? I am hoping you have good news on Friday!

Lucie That is amazing news! I am so very pleased for you.

I wonder how Purdie is doing at work today.

I am slightly horrified by these food concoctions. Chops people here eat Shepherds Pie and Chips. That's DOUBLE potato and they still do it! No chance the local folk would give up their lasagne and chips.

Chips in milkshake. Glitterpants No. and cat food?! my dh loves a fish finger sandwich!

Choppers oh I was thinking six ooops! Yes time goes way too slow right now!! Are you doing ok?

yes I ate dried cat food when I was a kid. ah come on sparkly what food concocktions have you ever done?! Divulge please! lol!

getting back to ttc subject...I cant wait for my syringes to arrive. I never knew just how popular AI was y'know. I'm really looking forward to trying it out. I might stick some music on, light a candle, then it will be all romantic and shit.

I didn't think it was popular Glittery I just thought we had led you all astray! Ha ha. So lots of people do it?!

Trying to think of a weird concoction... It's hard work. I'm italian for heavens sake I eat good food! Ha ha.

Speaking of...what does that dh of yours say about maccy ds milkshake and chips?! Oh and how long until Italia?!

I've not had maccy d's since 7th March (I know this because I had it after a boozy wedding reception on the way home) and I didn't dip me chips in the shake as I got a diet coke - haha the irony! but yeah he is used to my weird eating habits. I never told him about the cat food though - my sisters did - they like to bring that up to embarrass me. I don't think anything fazes him about me anymore lol

we go next Tuesday, Canny wait :) well Monday night we go, we have a 6am flight (urgh) so have decided to spend the taxi money on a night in a hotel in the airport and we have got a lift Monday evening from SIL. which helps massively. and I get longer in bed

Apparently though the trevi fountain is closed for cleaning

My nephews do the McDonald's fries in milkshake thing & it always turns my stomach!

Glittery, what CD are you? I am CD8, so still in the boring stage.

I just went swimming & did 24 lengths. Feeling very virtuous now!

Lucie Wow that is fantastic! Yes, when do you get them popped in?

DizzyM I would gladly hide under my desk today too. Is it you who works til 5.30? I have only got to make it til 4, clock watching.

Chops I agree with the double carb thing – I hate it when I do a pasta dinner and DP eats it with buttered bread for no reason whatsoever!! Though pie and chips is ok – I just had beef pie, chips and gravy for my luch nom nom! Oop North ‘ere they have 2 types of potato with their roasts!

Pixa I have added you on FB as I can’t see a dress, it must have been not public?

Glitter I used to eat paper in school, so did DP…. Plus hamster chocolate treats (no idea what was in them).