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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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juneybean · 19/04/2015 09:43

I'm not half as eloquent as the Purds so but BFPs for all!!!!

Except twats, they can go fuck themselves.

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Oysterbabe · 20/04/2015 08:07

Morning!
Good luck Purdie

8DPO temperature dip today. I'm not declaring myself out just yet, it's a bit early for an AF dip, I find that's normally on the day it starts, so I reckon it'll come back up again.

Purplecuddlykoala14 · 20/04/2015 08:09

Morning all,
Happy birthday Boris
Hope you first day at work goes well Purdie
Sorry for those that AF got
Hope everyone else is well
Cd15 and got a +ve opk yesterday.

Oysterbabe · 20/04/2015 08:17

Get shagging Koala!

Hairstylisttoboris · 20/04/2015 08:21

Good luck Purdie!

purdiepie · 20/04/2015 08:26

Awwwww, you're ace you lot xx

I am told my train will be five minutes late. Is this normal? Do I need to go all Rambo? Don't they know who I am?

frogbubbles · 20/04/2015 08:27

Thanks Nom fx it goes ok, sparkles it just for dildocam and ultrasound. I do get one appointment with consultant but I think it will be made after the scans.

Boris Happy Birthday lovely one x

Koala go jump your DH.

Purdie good luck today have a super day Smile

purdiepie · 20/04/2015 08:38

Happy Birthday Bozzerboots x

Rainy, I have something to say about your sickness phobia but not much time so will try to be succinct. I was severely phobic about vomiting from the age of 13. So much so that I as under a psychiatrist. Nothing worked and I only really became cured when I was in the worst stages of alcoholism and vomiting every single morning. It was a ritual that I came to enjoy and look forward to as it marked a brand new day of drinking (the body immediately rejects the first drink of the day but then we are free to start again ).

When morning sickness arrived during pregnancy it was the same psychological satisfaction: that I could now get on with my day. It also meant I had a healthy pregnancy, and after suffering a mmc I became so grateful for the sickness.

Sorry, I'm not at all sure how that's supposed to help you Hmm

DizzyMerry · 20/04/2015 08:57

Morning ladies.

All the very best for today purdie.

Happy birthday boris.

Rainy hope you feel better soon.

We did end up dtd just after midnight as the frustration got to me. DH was well on board as always but it's definitely unusual for me to be feeling continuously frisky! I'm feeling exhausted now as dd got up an hour early Hmm

babsbunny · 20/04/2015 09:02

Good luck purdie! You'll be amazeballs!

Happy birthday boris! Cake and lots of it!

Mummyofonesofar · 20/04/2015 09:12

Sorry catching up again...

Sparkly yay for ‘pregnant’ on digital test and a break in the red blood.

Juney I must have missed something on a Ms Sexy? Where did you find her?

Oyster Glad you had a good hen do. Hope DH to be had a great time in Germany - but shame you'll be sharing the remote again once he is back.

Pixa I think I’ve also missed a dress pic and I am on facebook!

Purdie Sorry you’re feeling rubbish about your Mum’s reaction to your job, I hope she comes round! Good luck today, enjoy the eye candy! JSers can’t have you!!! I thought the idea of that thread was that they do not temp/chart/opk/poas Purdie’s skills would be wasted!!! It's ok they aren't stealing you - I will calm down again! Trains are always late Hmm

Boris Happy Birthday, enjoy your lovely day, it sounds gorgeous!

All these women who have never had a pot noodle – what is that about?? Were you all brought up well posh or summink?

Oyster 8DPO implantation dip?

I ended up having another BBQ yesterday but this time with my neighbours, was lovely jubbly and all sat round a chimenea in the garden til bedtime. I didn't temp all weekend either, temped today and it is still flat looking. Back to work today but a bit tired and right boob pain, very bloated from far too much meat and Bulmers clearly have a baby in my tum tum.

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 10:55

Happy birthday to ya
Happy birthday to ya
Happy Birrrrthdaaayyyyy Boris
CakeStarStarStarStar
Have a fantastic day lovely!! Next cycle is the one!!! Flowers

Happy new job to ya
Happy new job to ya
Happy newwwwww jobbbb
Purdiepie
We are all so happy and excited for you. Have a great day! Hope you remembered a twirl for your play piece! GrinFlowersStarStarStar

Mummyofonesofar · 20/04/2015 10:57

Only 4 days to go until scan day Sparklypants!!

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 20/04/2015 11:01

Happy Birthday Boris! Hope you get spoiled today! :) Have a slice of this lovely cake Cake x

OOoooh Juney...! Fresh Meat! I like it! Are you going to ask her out for a coffee?/drink/pot noodle? :)

I love a pot noodle - the curry ones are the best. The longer you leave it brewing with the foil lid over to keep the steam in - haven't had one in forever. They always remind me of uni students - there is that saying if they are skint they say they are staying in for a pot noodle and a w8nk.

Purds - hope your first day is going well! Hope you aren't missing your little lady too much - I have a mantra for when it gets tough - bills & babies - repeat x34242 when you get p*ssed off. I think you will enjoy it though! No more Cbeebies for a good few weeks - and hopefully many more thereafter!

Alright sparkly hows it hanging today? you alright? you keeping yourself nice and distracted?! hows DH?

DizzyNorthernBird · 20/04/2015 11:04

Morning everyone, I seem to have seriously lost track with you lot! I reckon I only posted twice on the last thread and now you're 12 pages into a new one and I've only just arrived to place mark!

Happy birthday boris, I hope you're feeling better and that you can enjoy yourself today CakeSmile

Have I been missing more dramas? What's been going on with js'ers? snoops off for a nosey

Not much happening here! Waiting for my fertile window in a couple of days time. Might start opks this morning although I'm not sure whether I can be bothered with them this month.

Hope everyone is well!

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 11:05

Rainy hope you feel a bit better as day goes on lovely

Juners did you get a call?

Pixa you can absolutely keep it up! Go go go!

Oyster yes! You are absolutely not out. This could even be a good dip....!

Purple get on it! Go!

Purdie euww to the sickness. I'm not good at being actual sick.. According to dh . Oh dear, this doesn't bode well!! That sounds awful what you went through, I didn't even think about that aspect of alcohol addiction.Flowers

Dizzymerry ha ha I bloomin knew it! You got lucky!sorry you are so whacked today!

Mummy fingers crossed for you! Another BBQ you lucky cat sounds nice! We don't even own an outside table and chairs or anything but we are hoping to save up and get one as it be nice to sit outside when it's sunny sometimes and I do love BBQs! Ha ha thanks I know, the countdown is on. In my head I'm telling myself im half way there. I don't even know how I feel about it, one minute I just want it to be here, the next im scared! Shock

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 11:08

Glitterina you never did confirm if those were Glitterballs or not?! Ha ha. I'm ok lovely, sort of holding it together! Hmm pot noodles prob just taste like those packet super noodles right? The ones with the wee packet of powder? I remember the curry ones of them being delightful!

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 11:10

Dizzynorth hi lovely! Oh we just talk a lot of nonsense really!!.. I'm sure you haven't missed much! For a while this bus had slowed down but now it seems to have gathered pace again. So almost dtd time for you lovely! You can dooooo ittttt!! Fingers crossed for you that this is your cycle! Flowers

Mummyofonesofar · 20/04/2015 11:15

You get much more gravy in a pot noodle! Sparkly DP went out and bought a new table and chair set with a posh windy up brolly last week and I picked up sun loungers. We moved in together June 2013 and had nowhere to sit outside then last summer I found a freebie online 4 chairs and a table and broken brolly and it did the job, it feels like such an upgrade with our new sets!

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 11:25

Still don't entice me Mummy ha ha!
Oh that's a good idea actually. Anything is better than nothing for sure!!

DizzyMerry · 20/04/2015 12:00

You had me sussed sparkly! I've got work this afternoon so will just have to pull through as best I can.

I've had a taste of pot noodles but never again. Didn't like the taste or the texture.

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 20/04/2015 12:03

sparkly - hahaha! no they aren't glitterballs! I wish they were!! But alas, they are wispy ones!! lol!

Not long to go now!! What time on Friday is your scan? When are you planning on taking another test?

Ah no a curry pot noodle is better than super noodles. My sister loves super noodles - she puts then between to slices of bread and eats it like a sandwich! :/ x

MelonMelon · 20/04/2015 12:06

boris happy birthday!

Purdie Go get 'em tiger!

I have absolutely nothing interesting to say at this point in my cycle!

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 12:15

Dizzymerry hope work goes ok. Nip to the loo for a wee nap!!! Ha

Glittery I'm most disappointed that Mr Glitter does not have glittery balls.he needs to up his game. A Balljazzle at the very least!! Grin
My scan is 12.30 on Friday. Not long to go is it?! It feels like a year away!! Ha.i don't know re test.. Last one was Saturday. What next?! Confused

Sparkly123 · 20/04/2015 12:16

Your sister makes super noodle sandwiches?! ShockShock

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juneybean · 20/04/2015 12:16

Mmm supernoodle sandwiches!

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