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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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The Angry Pubes of Bumsnet

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juneybean · 11/04/2015 14:04

No wankers allowed.

BFPs for everyone!

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MelonMelon · 14/04/2015 22:05

Don't worry P I knew what you meant, taken only with best wishes Smile

MelonMelon · 14/04/2015 22:09

Also, plan for next cycle is dtd every 2/3 days which should have us covered without the science! Look at me I sound like one of the JS-ers!

purdiepie · 14/04/2015 22:11

My sperm has arrived. Well...I say sperm but a more apt description would be wallpaper paste clinging to the sides of the cup - and not just any cup: MY cup. The one I have my morning brew in. It's going to take at least a week for that lardy spunk to liquefy. Dying to know how many mls are currently sliding down the sides.

purdiepie · 14/04/2015 22:14

Melon, nowt wrong with that plan cock.

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 22:17

Woooo Purds for spermies!

Melon yes! Get that BFP girl!

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 14/04/2015 22:23

That's the plan for me to Melon. Every other day. No OPK's. No temping. Just lots of spermatozoa!

Oh blimey purds why did he spunk into your morning brew cup? Lol

How are you diddling sparkly? Thinking of ya.

Hope everyone else is good. I'm on CD5. Horny but can't be arsed to shave me fanny. Hmm Or legs. Or tash. Or chin. Hahaha Blush

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 22:25

Glitter I need to shave all too. At a later date I think...! Don't care what Trunchbull has to see on Thurs!! You are almost at dtd time.. Half way there!!

Alpha100 · 14/04/2015 22:25

Just skimmed over last couple of days. Congratulations vic

I've had bad cramps the last two days but too early for AF. I'm wondering whether it could be the ttc tablet as I just started taking it the end of last week? Before that was on folic acid only. Anyone else had this?

DizzyMerry · 14/04/2015 22:27

It's DH's brother Purdie he has been promising to pay back and they are very close. He will be putting one of his houses up for sale as he owes quite a bit of money to a few people and has said he will pay us off.

Oysterbabe · 14/04/2015 22:29

If shaving was a prerequisite in this house there would be very little DTD.

lucieloos · 14/04/2015 22:30

Aww thank you purdie I was hoping you would give me a talking to about my follicles ha ha! Yes I think I have read before about low stimms with czech clinics but I don't know I just had in my mind say 12 follciles so that I had a bit of room for a few less eggs to actually be collected but still have about 8 altogether but we will see. Unfortunately Reprofit don't offer embryoscope at the moment. However if by some miracle we had a few to choose from on day 5 we might go for the acgh chromosome testing so that we know we have a good one or maybe put 2 back in just as I won't be able to wait any longer and have any left overs tested but from the sounds of things frosties are few and far between as they have to reach a very high standard before the clinic will freeze them.

So the plan is we will spend the first few days in Brno until my egg collection, then possibly a day trip to Bratislavia and then we are booked to spend 2 nights in Prague and then back to Brno the night before transfer. It is very exciting but also terrifying as we still have so many stages that us and the embryos need to get through. I will keep you posted though on how many eggs they collect and the development. I think we ring on day 1 and 3 to check progress and then in on 5 for transfer. Please let this be it!!!

babsbunny · 14/04/2015 22:32

rainy I get those headaches every month. Makes ya feel sick. Mine usually doesn't go til I go to sleep.

purdey enjoy your spermies. Hope you are ok after having your inbox violated (sounds wrong now ove typed it)

sparkly I have everything cross for you x

Obem was pretty tame tonight. First woman looked like baby just popped straight out!

CD 21 today. Reckon I ovd early this month due to positive opks. Had a buggy tummy for last 24 hrs (desperately trying not to read anything into it) and crampy. Yawn. Another week to go....

purdiepie · 14/04/2015 22:34

2.5ml. Could do better. See me.

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 14/04/2015 22:40

Sparks - don't shave. And wave a smelly foot under her nose too if you can. Or do a little love puff! (Blush) haha
I don't usually shave. Only when I feel like it. Which ain't often.

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juneybean · 14/04/2015 22:41

Rofl at coffee cup! 2.5ml is considerably more than I got!

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frogbubbles · 14/04/2015 22:43

Ha ha glittery!! You've reminded me I need to buy some razors before my dildocam appointment.

Babs I want a labour like that woman in OBEM.

frogbubbles · 14/04/2015 22:45

Can I just say, I am so glad I am not the only one who does not shave often. MrF goes bonkers ha ha!!

Beansprout30 · 14/04/2015 22:45

Congrats again to you chops such fab news and making me feel positive that dh and I will get there in the end.

keeping everything crossed for you still sparkly good luck for Thursday

night that's sad about your nan, my colleagues dad has dementia and the stories he tells me brings tears to my eyes Sad

Pleased dh managed to produce the goods purdie hope you dont forget where he aimed when you make your morning cuppa Brew

tallulah sounds like a right charming cowbag, what a nasty message!

Beansprout30 · 14/04/2015 22:46

Obem is pretty dull this series, I really liked the last one at bristol

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 22:58

Dizzymerry hope you get the money soon, always so difficult when it's family!

Oyster ha ha! You better be clean shaven on the big day miss!

Lucie so so so hope this is it for you too lovely!

babs how's the new pad? not sanitary..home I mean yeh babies do pop out don't they? Straight forward no?!! Hope you feel better soon that's rotten!! Not long lovely!

Purdie red pen... Ha. Id be happy with 2.5 love! easily pleased

GlitteryLipgloss1 · 14/04/2015 22:59

Ah crap frogbubbles me too!
I might shave out 'HI' on my muff mound.
I'm not particularly looking forward to mine. I dread smears, but suppose if
I am up for pushing a baby out a dildocam will be a walk in the park.

loopylou1984 · 14/04/2015 22:59

Well we dtd, am a bit worried what they might see with the dildocam in the morning.... Heck I'm just worried about the dildocam in general. Gah!

Laying her with bum on a pillow willing the sperms to find the egg... If it's even there yet! Xx

babsbunny · 14/04/2015 23:07

Ha. Shaving I need to get better at. When I fell down the stairs the other week, I had to expose a hairy leg in work and at a&e...not dignified!

Sammy, sending positive vibes for your spermz to find their way!
Sparkly, the new pad (not sanitary) is super! It's lovely to be back in the thick of London. And flat is really homely :)

frogbubbles · 14/04/2015 23:16

Ha ha ha glittery I like your thinking!! When's your dildocam? Mines next weds. I'm not too worried about that I'm more worried about the fasting and pee holding I'll have to take spare knickers in case I sneeze/cough and pee myself Shock

Sammy good luck for tomorrow

Babs glad to hear your settled into new place

MaMaPo · 14/04/2015 23:20

Hello you lot. I have been a truly dreadful bus member but life has been madness.

But I just saw that Victoria has her bfp so I just had to shout from the rooftops. Hurrah! Wonderful, joyous news! Congratulations, love! Star I'm all giddy with joy.

Anyway. Cd15 here, first Clomid cycle. Got my peak on cbfm and have been doing plenty of sexing, just waiting for my temp rise. Some left ovulation pain too, I think, butt it's weird as I never feel it on my right. Anyway, who knows. I'll get day 21 bloods next week to check the dosage.

Did I mention I'm coming to the UK next week?! Super excited!

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