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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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juneybean · 11/04/2015 14:04

No wankers allowed.

BFPs for everyone!

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purdiepie · 14/04/2015 00:16

*haggis!

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 00:17

Dizzers you are never a lost cause! There is ALWAYS a way!!!! Star

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juneybean · 14/04/2015 00:18

sparkles timing was way off but that was my fault I had a minor panic. I won't be disappointed when AF rolls in this month.

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purdiepie · 14/04/2015 00:18

Why'd they take it off you, Diz?

Juney, ya wurrent like Chezzers flaps roond ya chops, man!

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 00:19

Purdie ha ha ha loving your view on the Scots! I've been to one Wedding here with a tattoo bride actually GrinSmileGrin

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juneybean · 14/04/2015 00:19

She's my home girl what can I say?!

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Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 00:20

Junes or your surprised with a BFP!!!

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 00:20

You are! Not your! I hate that. Sozzals..

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 00:21

Purds are you having a moment of delirium?! Some kind of fit? Have you taken a line in the past thirty seconds? What's with this lingo?!

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juneybean · 14/04/2015 00:21

Haha I will die if that happens and curse every expensive frozen morsel of sperm that ever died in my fanny

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purdiepie · 14/04/2015 00:21

Do I really have to orgasm every time I inseminate? I can't be arsed - and I'm sick of watching myself on Pornhub

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juneybean · 14/04/2015 00:22

She's taking the pish out of us northerners!

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purdiepie · 14/04/2015 00:22

(I'm in the lime green boob tube rolled down to me 'ips).

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juneybean · 14/04/2015 00:23

God I thought I'd seen you before...

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DizzyMerry · 14/04/2015 00:23

My consultants sec rang me to say they'd already referred me for IVF so asked me to come in and hand the clomid back! When I went in I was whisked off for bloods and told I had ovulated so the clomid had worked!!! It was all a bit comical really

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 00:29

I've never orgasmed once when insem Purds . just saying

Juney fresh is a winner it's where it's at! Leave the frozen in the past! Wink

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 00:30

Dizzy shaking my head comical is right!!! Hmm

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 00:32

What do you even mean by special brew? Like IRN BRU?! Haggis gives me the Envy (that's a sicky face not envy as MN refers to it) veggie haggis is almost worse.

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 00:33

I need to sleep. Can't put phone down and be in silence with my stupid thoughts! Hmm

purdiepie · 14/04/2015 00:42

Special Brew. Alkie liquor.

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 00:46

Totally didn't think that was a Scottish thing!

DizzyMerry · 14/04/2015 00:56

Right I have made a decision and if I start dithering please knock some sense into me. We will go through the NHS and hopefully they will prescribe me with clomid and we will still continue to ttc obviously. If the clomid doesn't work then we will have to go private so think it's better to save the funds for then as otherwise we will struggle.

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 01:02

Yes Dizzy I support this! Get the clomid and get your baba!!! Grin

DizzyMerry · 14/04/2015 01:12

Thanks sparkly knew I could rely on you. I hope you are able to get some rest and sleep tonight.

DizzyMerry · 14/04/2015 01:13

I should be asleep but unfortunately I'm a night owl and this hasn't changed even with DD coming alone!

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