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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

The Angry Pubes of Bumsnet

986 replies

juneybean · 11/04/2015 14:04

No wankers allowed.

BFPs for everyone!

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purdiepie · 13/04/2015 23:52

Aaargh! need to be armed; its

Nanight, gorgeouses.

P.s...isn't TTC just so fecking tedious?

purdiepie · 13/04/2015 23:53

P.P.S..my interviewer is called Steve Davis. Perhaps I should just go in with a snooker cue under my arm Grin

frogbubbles · 13/04/2015 23:57

Purdie?? Interview?? You will be fine you'll knock them dead or flash boobs. I've done it, I have no shame. It worked, I was there five years :)

Sparkly123 · 13/04/2015 23:57

PurdsHa ha Stevie! He would love that. Take him a wee chalk block pass it across the table with a wink and you are in there!! You are totally on it with the Insems! Yes! Smile

Sparkly123 · 13/04/2015 23:57

Froggers thanks lovely. How are you???

DizzyMerry · 13/04/2015 23:58

Oh no purdie you weren't abrupt just stating the facts as they are. I'm ever so grateful for all the advice you and everyone else has given to me on here since I joined. I haven't had recent AMH test but will see if my GP can give me this info from 2012. Would they need to be repeated? I'm assuming yes. You are absolutely right in what you're saying and I trust your advice so clomid will be the way forward.

purdiepie · 13/04/2015 23:58

I WANT THESE HAREM PANTS. LIKE, NOW.

Sparkly123 · 13/04/2015 23:58

ChoppersVic I'm looking forward to your update Tomor.

Night hope you are feeling betterFlowers

Sparkly123 · 13/04/2015 23:59

Dizzymerry Clomid for the win!

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 00:00

Are harem pants good on? I've never tried them! only worked in fashion for nine years..fail!

frogbubbles · 14/04/2015 00:01

I'm ok lovely, bit fustrated that Ov hasn't appeared so the weekend shag-a-thon was a waste of time. But listen to me how are you? I've caught snippets

juneybean · 14/04/2015 00:01

purds don't diss wor Cheryl! !

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Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 00:03

Oh! I forgot to say.. Yesterday during a visit from my 36 year old pal and her two children she announced she was five weeks preggers and due a Xmas baby!.. This was during all my stuff yesterday! Terrible timing but still happy for her. She's a one ovary gal and had been trying a while.

juneybean · 14/04/2015 00:04

I've nay idea when I ovulated I gave up pissing on the digital and got positive IC on Saturday night and Sunday morning will see what temp does tomorrow...

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Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 00:04

Aww Frog what's the state of play with OPKs? I'm ok. Just spent most of my day in bed on here to keep me sane ha!

frogbubbles · 14/04/2015 00:05

Also feel free to tell me to shut the fudge up, if am being nosy lovely sparkly one xx

juneybean · 14/04/2015 00:05

I need to catch up properly when I get on pc

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Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 00:06

Juney you rascal! I miss you on this thread!!! What's this about Chezza? Are the bad boys in place? Hope Mr Supersperm was good to ya.

Sparkly123 · 14/04/2015 00:07

Nosy? No such thing here Frogpants ! Imagine if you actually did have a frog in your pants. Weird.

I've lost the plot.Hmm

frogbubbles · 14/04/2015 00:08

Oopsie cross post!! Glad you are being well looked after on here by this amazing bunch!! Xx

purdiepie · 14/04/2015 00:08

Dizzy, you are lovely Smile The thing about AMH is that, depending on who you speak to, the test is either a nonsense or it is a revelation. I hear women in their forties who get a result of 0.01 (appalling) and say 'Oh the test proves nothing. It only makes assumptions about ovarian reserve; it can't tell you what quality our eggs are'. Then you will get another woman in her forties (me) with an AMH of 5.5 who will keep TTC feverishly thinking my score is brilliant for my age and it's the best test since sliced bread (5.5 is not brilliant by-the-way, but it's fairly good for a 43 year-old).

My view (and that of my consultant), is that it is a very good indicator of both egg quality and ovarian reserve. I like the test, but I wouldn't if my score was shit. Sorry, I'm rambling. What I do know is that Gennet clinic in Czech Republic (the European leader of IVF treatment) will not touch you with a barge pole if your AMH is below a certain level. Clearly, it seems to me, they won't risk their success rate statistics being sullied by women insisting on using their own crap eggs instead of the clinic's donors' Hmm

purdiepie · 14/04/2015 00:12

Juney, you ovulated yesterday, you daft dick. I wish you'd got your 'window cleaner' back to 'rectify' the 'bits' he'd 'missed' on Sunday morning.

Cheryl Cole sucks Geordie cock. Badly.

juneybean · 14/04/2015 00:14

Bahaha I love Cheryl I so would!

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DizzyMerry · 14/04/2015 00:15

Purdie I was only offered one NHS cycle for that very reason but thankfully I didn't need it. I was given clomid last time but was gutted when they took it off me! Clearly I am a lost cause Confused

purdiepie · 14/04/2015 00:16

Eskimo, did you survive the wedding without getting a Glasgow kiss? Did the bride have tattooed sleeves? Was it haggid and Special Brew at the reception? Could I be any more bigoted about Glaswegians? Och aye de noo! Donald where's me trrrewserrrs? There's a moose loose aboot thas hoos! etc, etc..