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[juneybean]

No wankers allowed.

BFPs for everyone!

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I didn't post levels did I? Unless I have been.mumsnetting in my sleep. ha ha. It wouldn't surprise me.

It was Pikz Spinning! Don't sorry you ain't losing the plot Pixa ha .
That's interesting Spinning re gender!

creme good for you! I would always recommend std at the sight of ewcm. Our bodies produce that for a specific reason and it is a sure sign you need to have sex.

Pixa that is classy and sexy at the same time. Are your ankles slender? I love an ankle strap, but not on cankles (are you listening, Cheryl Cole!)

Not sure I can catch up tonight. Awaiting spunk in a cup. I'm not well at all but it's only what I've caught off the snot tot.

Aux, have you decided whether breast beats procreation? What's the plan?

Sparkly, I can't get you out of my head. And I don't even like that Kylie dwarf. I have a lovely vision of you sat in a private consult being offered all the tests going and you coming out feeling listened to and empowered. We'll get you there, don't you worry xx

Who doesn't like Kylie ?! Oh no Purds you have Nancy pants snots!! Rubbish. Get the honey lemon and ginger in lovely! Is Nancy doing better?? Love your vision - empowered, listen to and much lighter in pocket! I'm all over the place tonight. Up and down!

Evening all
Just poking my head around the door before I hit the hay ??

Went fat fighters and stayed the same which is fab as I have been a right fat fucker these past couple of weeks. My leader said vodka was liquid cream cakes. I was disgusted. How dare she compare my lovely vodka to such calorific heavenly treats. Argh! What the heck am I going to indulge in now. I'm not a dessert gal. I like my savouries and vodka. Anyway I'm rambling.

Sparkly stay positive. When my sister was carrying my nephew -tmi- her vagina pretty much had a clear out of old stuff and shedding of old cells etc.
Hang on in there

Got my transvaginal scan Saturday morning.... So nervous.

Anyhooooo I'm CD4. & dry as a bone. night lovely ladies x

Oh sparkly I really hope you get to the bottom of what is going on. I'm feeling the same. I just keep thinking it can't be that hard to increase my progesterone levels surely?!

Oh my reflexologist sent me a link to a site www.getpregnantover40.com. I'm not over 40 but she said there's loads of info on there and sent it to me because she said there is info on there of how to increase progesterone levels. I've only had a quick look but thought I'd put it on here in case anyone else is interested in having a look.

I'm sorry, but she's a lying bitch.

...with a book to sell.

...four babies over forty with only one tube, my raised arse

DizzyMerry would have thought they should be able to increase them pretty easily. Right Purds?

Thanks Glitterpants good work on the no more Ibs! I had no idea about vodka! Mmm... What are the alternatives?! Get a BFP then you defo can't have the vodders

I got 2mls of spunk and accidentally squirted exactly half on the carpet whilst fannying around with the flipping syringe. Furious. Yes, Spinning, I got a pos opk yesterday where the two lines were eexactly the same colour and depth and then today the tests line was hugely darker. So...when was the surge? Both are positives, right? So when do we count the 36hrs from??

I have my interview for the IT job on Thursday at 3pm. Apparently I am 'brilliant' at IT according to my CV. Looks like I'll have to get my cleavage out

Ps scan on a Sat?! How random!

Prog levels can't be raised by bits or voodoo. Only prog support by consultant or Clomid.

Purds surely your first positive starts the surge no?? Also- interview! Woooo! Obviously you are gonna nail it! take the sex dress

*vits not bits!

Yeh so Clomid Purds that's what I mean

purds hope you feel better soon - the Snots ain't nice
pixa dress and shoes are gorge
creme I know I put mine off when I was in the tww just in case - but DTD shouldn't affect it I'd say!
sparkly being up and down isn't nice - but just get this evening over with, another day closer to Thursday. But again I'd agree with all the other ladies...going private seems to be the way to go to get any answers esp if Nurse Ratchett has anything to do with it. That and the fact that having someone who seems intimidating over such a sensitive issue does not do your stress levels any good either really really hope there is some clarity by the end of this week

I can't wear a tea dress to an interview. Problem is it's to be hot on Thursday and I have nothing to wear for an interview. And no money. I scoured the charity shops today but nothing

purds do you remember by two-days-of-positive OPKs a couple of moths ago? You couldn't believe it until you saw it... and that was the BFP month so maybe a good sign for you?! Don't worry about the 1ml on the carpet - am I right in thinking you had 4 yesterday and 5 the day before?!?

Good luck for the interview!

Purds Yes pretty sure it wouldn't go down well in an interview! Cleavage would though Mmm.. Maybe the shops will be getting a fresh drop Tomor and you will find something?? Anyone you can borrow from?

Bl y eck Purds I missed the disaster with the syringe! Well, we all have these incidents eh... Don't I know it! Ha. 1ml is the standard sample remember for insem so you are good to go!

Ok that's me told purdie! I know you're right but I guess I was just clutching at straws before I went down the invasive route again.

Dizzy, was I abrupt? I'm sorry my love. I was on my bloody smartphone and I cannot get a good post written without autocorrect sticking its nose in! It gets me so mad to have to correct it! Yes, I know what you were saying this arvo, but I think you need to armed with the facts of your fertility; AMH score (your GP receptionist can read this out to you. I've got mine to do it) is so important if you are considering assisted conception; if the score is spectacularly low then IUI is just a no-no.

Thanks, Ibeka, yes I remember several of you with two days of positives. The thing is, today was clearly 'The One' because of it's depth of colour, but the instructions tell us that equal colour is a positive too! Anyway, it doesn't really matter as there is plenty of sperm in situ (10mls so far with tomorrow and the day after to go). I suspect I will ovulate through the night or tomorrow morning. I will ask DH to spunk up during baby's nap tomorrow lunch. That would be particularly providential timing, methinks.

Mummy, a sixteen year-old girl can not see into the future (neither can a sixty year-old girl). Put those thoughts away, they mean nothing; they are just thoughts. I agree your charts don't look quite 'right', but I'm loathe to keep piping on about others' progesterone 'deficiencies'. What do I know? I think you should lie about the length of time you've been trying if you really want those day 3 and 21 tests. Otherwise you're going to have to...what? Wait nine months? I do wonder why your follicular phase temps are so high. Why is your oestrogen through the roof? Day 3 test is the answer....

Just wanted to quick pop by, not been able to catch up with you lovelies last few days, work has been crazy busy.

Sparkly thinking of you lovely xx