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Well done mummy nothing finer than a good old complaint

Pixa that sounds heabenly, I am not to be trusted with a tub of B&'s I scoff it all. Every time.

Well CD2 here, af rather painful, had a cry and threw stuff at MrF for being a tosser earlier. Took some pain.killers and now in bed.

Marley. Stupid me - I should really start to preview my messages.

Evening ladies! Been lurking in the background and just wanted to pop on and say hello! Don't panic I'm not going to announce a BFP!

In fact having decided that we will start TYC at Christmas we are pretty much failing massively. DH got a stinking cold at ov time last cycle and was holed up in bed for over a week so had to write off cycle 2. Then last Friday i announce that we need to ramp up DTD which he was pretty excited by, next day he only broke his bloody arm playing football! He won't be back in action for 6 weeks! I must be the worst wife ever cause my first thought (once I knew he wasn't going to loose his arm or anything!) was that's us out for this month.

So long storey short: BoomKapow, 31, ttc#1, cycle 3, AF due april14th ish.

Frog, would you like to throw things at my DH too? I was up a small step ladder earlier, which he was holding and jokingly shook. Needless to say, I had a tantrum because of my fear of ladders I got down and sent him up the ladder. (I should add, there is no way I would have fallen, he did have his arms either side of me.

Oyster, do you know how to do emboldened italics?

Because I clearly don't

Yay someone else due on the 14th! Welcome boom! Although if I've ovd early I may be due earlier.... Explains the large follicle at my day 3 scan though I guess....

Bastard!

So hello then, what's this? A non-month-specific ttc thread?

Jolly good.

I'm just waiting to start my first ClomId cycle, I'm cd25, had spotting the last two days and if AF is coming then just fucking well hurry up! I'm not enough of a masochist to test though.

But this is the third time in a year that I've got to cd25 without AF turning up. Never got beyond CD26. All a bit anomalous.

I quickly learnt that a) you can't do two special typefaces simultaneously and b) you have to have a space either side of it or it doesn't work.

Here's my chart. Am getting to the impatient stage now!

Pixa I would have lost it with my DH if he'd done that too. I hate ladders as well, get all panicy if I have to go right up to the top step

Welcome Boom . Why does your DH having a broken arm stop him impregnating you?

purdy I feel for you! being in limbo is awful the times I've wished I could get a glimpse up my hoohah and see what's happening up there!

Hi girls. Sorry I have been neglecting my bus duties. Packing to move insanity.

Juney, sorry about af. That's pants.

Pretty purdey. You still in the game? This has to be good right?

Sparkly, didn't know you were in Scotland. My dh is a Scot and we harbour secret desires to return there one day.

Mummy, good work on the complaint front. It's so fulfilling to get the better of the system sometimes!

Hi boom. Sounds like a pretty trying few months. Hope you man's arm doesn't get in the way while you seduce him in spite of injury gets better soon.

I'm in cardboard box hell. And bunny keeps disappearing into the middle of it and eating the backs out of the boxes.... frazzled

How on earth do you do italics? I have searched and searched for those weird little 'up' arrows on my keyboard but can I pissing well find them? Nup.

Welcome Boom and hello to Mama

Babs The packing sounds like a pain in the arse, but at least you have bunny to help you :)

Ben and Jerry's sounds amazing. Aaaages since I have had ice cream!

pug because of where it is they can't set it so it's just hanging free and any movement cauaes a lot of pain.

I'm hoping in a few weeks he'll be back in action but this months out.

Glad you found us mamapo
purdey have you been taking anything else that could affect your LP? But I would love for you to get a BFP.
Pixa I need to get some of that ice cream,
Welcome boom.
Sparkly I watched the voice, I love will.i.am he is bonkers. Out of the ones left I like Lucy.
Good luck with the moving babs, make sure you remember which box the bunny is in .

Evening ladies

Hope you're all ok. Parents arrived at 5:30pm so haven't been able to nip on.
Think I managed to get away with the fake G&T before dinner. Then DH and I did the "swap the wine glass" while I was maker dessert so managed to only have a couple of sips rather than a full glass of vino.

Trying not yo symptom spot but can't help it.
Bloating and gas - still causing issues
Nipple have become perminantly erect. DH also thinks the areolas are darker and more bumpy
Cramps have subsided and now there is a dull ache.
Creamy yellow glue type dots of cm when I wipe.

Still trying to resist POAS. Will be 10dpo tomorrow.

victoria401 good luck for 14th! Seams like a long way away. I might be earlier too cause my cycles haven't settled down since coming off BC.

eskimo my ^ is on the number 6

Boom Ah yes can see why that would be difficult. Sounds very painful. More evidence that nothing goods come from football.

Babs I actually just googled 'muzzles for rabbits' for you. They don't exist but somebody else had asked about them on another forum Maybe you need to sprinkle some bits of food around the floor to him to find so he's not as interested in your boxes

Fx for you dojo When are you planning on poas? Not just yet I hope! I like how your DH is getting in on the symptom spotting too!

Oh Pug I found it! I have missed it all that time. Thank you. It looks much smaller than I thought. But it's definitely there. Yay!

dojo I'm getting excited for you!

Just caught up with you all again. My niece rang me this afternoon to remind me it was her birthday bash today. I had completely forgot! Got her a card n chocs but didn't have enough time to buy her a pressie so as me and dsis's are taking her out next weekend I said I would make it up to her then. Our family parties are so loud and go on forever, which is lovely even though we see each other a few times a week. I love having such a close family.
Dojo I just remembered my second symptom after twitchy eye was bloating and gas. Your symtoms look very promising.
Welcome boom
Good luck with the move babs how exciting
I love Ben and Jerry's ice cream in most flavours. Heavenly

Pug, well, you'd better quickly un learn it, because I have seen people use emboldened italics Your chart is looking splendid. Usual LP length? Test date?

MaMa, nice to see you. Are you excited about the Clomid? Are you ready for massive long LPs?

Kaboom, welcome! I also am stumped with regards to your man's broken arm precluding any rumpy-pumpy. Surely he only needs one arm? To turn the footie off with the remote.

Purple, oh no! Yes..I have recently started taking H&B Vit B Complex + Vit C with 5mg of B6 in it. Is this why my LP is 17-days long? and counting

Found this tonight, girls:

'Selenium is essential for you and your partners. Brazil nuts: A top source of selenium, a vitamin that helps keep sperm cells healthy while also helping sperm motility and quality. Brazil nuts are also a good source of vitamin E, an antioxidant that helps protect sperm cells against free-radical damage. Brazil nuts also help with implantation and to thicken the uterus lining.'

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