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Juney I'm so sorry for AF. Have a few glasses of wine and we'll try and think of your next options. Where there's a will...

Ah found it, Sparkly you have to be more careful with these spermies! I would go for it again tonight

Sorry juney
purdey cd11 I got weird brown CM (sorry anyone that's having their tea). I did the opk at 11am but as I was out for the day I usually do them in the evening so it maybe it was wrong?. If it's cd 17 I'll have to hope DH has super sperm.

Juney. I'm sorry buddy. S'rubbish. X

Purds, what would you tell one of us in your position? Are you gonna be the first angry pubes bums net bus BFP or what?

Sparkly I'm good thank you, you lovely thing. Nowt to report.

Tried to buy avocados to make fake mousse, none in!

Oh has been in London all day playing footing and boozing. Ds is out for the count. Washing up almost done.

I'm home alone this evening too! Just me and the 2 kitties. Tried to watch the triplets program on catch up but it made me too sad

I made this today, Banoffee Pie Not healthy at all!

Thanks *Spinning, what better motivation then having a child? Plus, I am pretty sure when one comes along I won't be able to afford my PT sessions anymore. Ha ha.

What has everyone got planned for their Sundays?

Merry thanks for sharing. Times can b hard but it's great to see you pulled through even stronger.

Heir I said I didn't want to know until I went into the room and I just knew I needed to know the sex.

Blueberry congratulations on expecting a lovely baby boy! I loved having a boy so much I want another but I know we aren't meant to admit a preference.

frog I am glad your DH blend is feeling rubbish! Enjoy the diy

Purple I love pie, mash and liquor!! So miss it being up north.

Please forget for a moment that most of you have seen me on fb, WFYWGBY I wet the bed a month ago. Drank a pint of Apple juice an hour before bed and woke up wet! I googled it and yes it happens due to the artificial sugars so maybe watch the sugars in your diet.

I'm home alone tonight as dh is off out for a friends birthday, boys only.

So, I have ordered pizza and desert from dominos! Super unhealthy but I need comfort food... I feel like af should be here cramps are so strong Thing is I'm only 12dpo at best, and pretty sure it's actually 10dpo despite what FF is saying, it's not fair

dojo those buns look delicious!

I don't understand all this washing up after baking lark! I don't do dishes, I cook so he does dishes. I never ever touch them. Start telling all your DHs that everyone is like this!!

Toadie a ninja poas! I love it haha.

Juney I am so so sorry for you. Hugs and wine. Try to enjoy your night out. Xx

Omg,I've had a manic week, so I'm sorry I haven't been on, please forgive me! I'm not a lpb I promise!! for everyone who's been down. juney and hugs. Im on the April bus, but I'd rather stay with you lot so, even though there isn't much chance this month, I'll take a seat at the back. Day 7 of the 2ww but I refuse to symptom spot (but I'm off for two weeks now so it will be hard not to spend my days googling lightning crotch and other such symptoms!)
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spinning wow, that looks delicious!!! Mouth is watering

Dtd done really don't think we'll manage it again tomorrow but we've done 3 days on the trot.
Sparkly and Purdey, please share your AI knowledge with me or maybe pm if you don't want to fill the bus with it dp says it might take the pressure off a bit to have another option. I'm quite happy about this, it will take the pressure off both of us.

Well done Mr Spinning

Sammy it helps to have someone in the same position as me!

Thanks Oyster got a feeling it could all be in vain with his duff sperm I guess it only needs 1 though!

Ooh clocks go forward tonight, lose an hours sleep!

Anyone watching Cheryl on Saturday Night Takeaway?

Lose an hours sleep but gain lovely light evenings!

Oyster, I feel the same!

I'm accidentally watching the triplet program on catch up.... A couple just had twins which I think goes against the program title really. They're so cute though, i'd love twins!! Or just one will do...

Ooh that's true Sammy, love the lighter evenings
I watched the triplet thing. There's a couple in Torquay hospital that's my local maternity unit

Oh the triplet with the brain abnormality, I'm blubbing!

Ooh that interesting, an insight into where you'll be when you give birth! Xx

Can someone please, please, please look at my charts (plural)? I am getting really quite upset here at the headfuckery. Today is CD30 and I know not for sure whether I ovulated on CD13 or 14 (I doubt it could've been later but I'm happy to hear theories). Regardless of the day of ov I have never had a luteal phase this long, except when on Clomid (I was on Clomid from Oct '14 to Jan '15. I was also on the drug Oct '12 - Jan '13). Are you able to overlay my charts from this link? Please don't feel you have to say sorry if you don't know anything about charting; I don't expect you to be able to help

Anyone else though...I'd be very grateful.

Argh missed a couple of pages and totally skim read there - actually flicked through so I need to proper catch up!- but for now-

Juney I'm so sorry my lovely. Don't know what to say to make it better. Like I said before, I know logistically it's so difficult for you to make it all happen.. But I have every faith you will find a way to move forward again now. And I know you will get your BFP. Can I ask is IVF out on NHS? And did you consider students like we have discussed before? I hear you on the 50 off spring but he must surely have super spermies right?! Sending positive thoughts to you

Spinners you going for tonight?! Hope you had a good day cake looks amazing!!

Dojo want them. All. Amazing!!

Purds you found our dear old bitch of an aunt yet?!

I had a lovely day out today! Well, couple hours or so. But first time in ages so had such a great time. We went for a drive through the hills, the sunshine was out and then had a nice early tea in a lovely inn on the loch. Now home watching the voice!! Who does everyone love?

Hope everyone is ok and I shall catch up on everything later

...I have absolutely no pre-AF symptoms or rumblings whatsoever.

Purdey I can't see the overlay, but despite your empty circles your graph is one of the most stable yet isn't it? Xx

Sammy, may I look at your chart, please?

I don't like seeing men do housework. I feel it emasculates them. I'm rather old-fashioned like that.

Spinning, ask away. What do you need to know, sweetheart?

I love how Cheryl's wearing shoes that cleverly cover her cankles She is such a beautiful girl. Ant & Dec are the most ingenious pair to be on telly since Morecambe & Wise. They are worth every penny of their contracts. Love 'em.

Dojo, frig off with those perfect-looking, clearly shop-bought buns. No-one makes buns that perfick. Fact.

Sparkly, I grinned from ear to ear to read of your day. How marvellous that you were well enough. Is the memory of the despicable HSG fading? What do you mean 'loch'?? You live in Scotland??

Purdey, I can't see the overlay but I can see all your charts.
As you say it doesn't really matter when you ov'd as af is now late. I wish I could offer some wise words but I'm as confused as you are by your missing af and your good temps! Have you asked on the FF boards or maybe post a separate post in conception here on MN. You're always so helpful to us with our charts, I'd love to see you get some help with yours.

Sparkly, your afternoon out sounds lovely, it must be such a treat for you to get out, I'm pleased the sun was shining for you. It's been pouring with rain here all day,