The Bumsnet/Angry Pubes Bus

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If you like to talk rubbish & refuse to give up your seat for anyone, this is the place for you! Come and ebjoy our Zen Den & a Nutella Cellar.
No LPBs allowed.

Rainy I don't like people touching my feet either. I've never had a foot massage or a pedicure but I read up about reflexology and just decided to go for it as I have had a lot of fertility issues in the past and I'll do anything to prevent invasive investigations and treatments. Only had two sessions so far but will be interesting to see how I feel after a full cycle so will report back

I'm bleeeeeeeding

Not sure what next step is, will look into options. Had contacted local super-donor but am very put off by his 55 offspring within a 50 mile radius.

Oh Juney :(
I'd lend you my OH if he was up for it.

Oh juney, I'm sorry . Are you still.going out tonight, or just hibernating?

55?? . At least you know he has super swimmers, but that's quite a concentrated gene pool in an area.

So sorry Juney that is Shit.

Sorry if I'm bring daft but did I read that there's an NHS sperm bank now?

Thanks dizzym. Unfortunately for DP and I we're both quite hot headed which sometimes makes it difficult to chat like adults. We're equally petty sometimes. Plus we're stuck in this rut where DP immediately gets all defensive when I try to discuss some of our ongoing issues. I'm trying to find away to fix this. It doesn't help that i work in a male dominated job where I have to stick up for myself and not take any crap off men. Sometimes I think DP needs a 'yes darling, no darling' partner, which I am not. We'll get through it though! We always do!

I'm also icky about people touching my feet! Or, to be precise my toenails, which means I do my own pedicures. It's something that stems back from when I was a child and my mum used to clip my toenails for me.....I was always terrified she'd cut my toes!

So sorry juney, I hope you find a solution soon . If superdonor is affordable and willing though, is he worth seriously considering?

Oh dear Dizzy I am the hot headed and mostly petty one in our relationship but have definitely mellowed down I think!
Juney sorry AF has arrived

By heck you lot can chat lol.
Can I jump aboard please? I brought pom bears, not sure they go with nutella though lol
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Brickiemum, 37, ttc #3, cycle 7 but had a mmc and chemical during that time, CD17, bfp due April 9th

Juney

So sorry Juney have a and some xxx

Juney I wish I had the right words that enabled me to give solace to you.

Found you all, this bus is a great idea I was struggling to keep up before as would have to hop onto next bus but didn't want to miss anyone get their bfp on previous bus.

to juney sorry you are feeling down, a night out might be a good idea though, take your mind off things for a few hours? Though saying that, there is nothing worse than feeling crappy and having to make an effort to be happy when you just want to be at home. Hope something comes up for next cycle too x

sorry to purdey for the temp drop, and anyone else who the witch has caught up with

sparkly hope dh managed to get you a fresh sample!!

We must be due a bfp very soon?!

Dh and I are going to have a nice candle lit meal tonight, going to make an effort and dress up a bit even though we are only gonna be in the dining room setting ourselves up for fertile week, hopefully this will get us off to a good start!

Oh stats..

Beansprout30, 31, ttc#1, cycle 10, bfp due 16th April

cheers all

Oh Juney
So sorry. Xx

Oh Juney , I'm so sad for you. Where did you find the superdonor man? Surely he can't be the only one! Or does he have an equivalent in another part of the country that wouldn't be so risky having all the offspring on your doorstep? Or can you ask him if he knows anyone else in the business (and offer him an introducer's fee/commission?)?

I made a chocolate microwave mug cake. This is a complete revelation as we only got a microwave a few weeks ago! Took 5 minutes and just the mug to wash up.

What's involved in choc mug cake pug?!

Beansprout Whack a few tbsps of SR flour, cocoa, sugar, milk, veg oil and an egg into a mug, stir it all together then microwave for 4 minutes. Recipe Definitely wouldn't be allowed in the zen den as there are no redeeming vegetable-based features, would be amazing with some nutella put on top for last few seconds to make it a bit saucy.

ThePug could try replacing cocoa with cacao powder, veg oil for coconut oil and maybe add in some desiccated coconut for a healthyish bounty flavour one. What do you think?

Bummer got no cocoa in, was going to give it a whirl. Have book marked the recipe though thanks!

Blimmin' Nora, Purply, that is one indecisive chart If I hadn't seen your pos opk I would have pinpointed ov at CD11. The next possible day is CD 17, but that is four days after the LH surge. FF certainly won't know what's hit it

Sparko! What an unmitigated disaster in Spunkland! I would've been so Didn't your fertility clinician tell you to ditch the catheter? That is doesn't result in higher conception rates?

Juney, I am sorry AF is imminent. Are you supposed to be dining with your MN bookclub? How exciting. I would lob some Solpadeine Max down me gob and go. Make sure you drink alcohol, too, 'cos you'll be off your head

Toadie, ha! I've never done one o' them ninja fingies. Have you ever started a wee that turned into an unexpected poo? That's annoying when you're rushing for the bus

Is it lawful to have this many passengers on a bus?

Really sorry juney

The buns look amazing dojo, I made some last year and plan to do so again on Friday :)

Sparkly my lovely cycle buddy! Dtd going well. Going out for dinner tonight, will try and jump DH when we return. Glad to hear your last lot of sperms stayed in :)

Glittery, don't you have preposterously pendulous paps? Tame them titties, missus, or you'll have Postie's Jap's eye out!

Flying visit. Just back from lunch with friends now out to inland for tea and on to a party for old people....

juney I'm so sorry. for you and big in mumsnetty hug. X

Oh juney I'm so sorry hun. Go have multiple large glasses of wine and try and form a new plan tomorrow. As above, sending you un mumsnetty hug.

Juney, so sorry definitely have a few drinks tonight and tomorrow we will help you find another super sperm donor.

Pixa, ah that sounds fab. Healthy body and mind have to help I think

Still trying to find out what happened to Sparklys sperm last night, will keep reading!