The Bumsnet/Angry Pubes Bus

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If you like to talk rubbish & refuse to give up your seat for anyone, this is the place for you! Come and ebjoy our Zen Den & a Nutella Cellar.
No LPBs allowed.

Night night to whoever is still around! Bedtime for moi x

Woolly we're the opposite, we have plenty of boy names but can't agree on girls.

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BabyBumpHopeful, Age 31, TTC#1, Cycle 3, BFP Due April 5, 2015

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Blooming heck, was it a full moon or summat? Kicking off everywhere! Get your lovely selves in the zen den till the blends get over their lunar hormones.

My contribution is as follows:

1. Mils. Don't speak to me of these monsters.
2. we used both our boy names as first and second names on ds. No more boy names. We had one fab girl name (family name on oh's side) and hadn't met one until yesterday at library story time. She was a nasty piece of work (three times the size of ds and snatched his book, bless him) so now am off put.
3. YOU CANT RUSH ART PUG. Look at me! . It'll be ready for angry pubes thread 2. Until then look at your amazing honeymoon picture and visualise it being a torrent of wildly virile spunk gushing towards cerviches.
4. I stayed awake ( and ds stayed asleep) for duration of film last night. First time in ages. Shame film was crap.....

Morning all sidles in & grabs a window seat

Wow a mega bus! Let's hope it's mega lucky

Not much to report here. Cd10. I've just started using the cb ovulation sticks & so far I'm still on a blank smiley... Boring! Bring on the flashing & fixed ones

*STATS mumof1sofar, 32, ttc#2, cycle 2, bfp due 15.04.15

Oh my god just had filthiest dream about Ralph Fiennes! I did Voldemort, guys!!!!!

Morning

Pug, yes thank you his car was fixed the next day, after all the fuss he made he was only off the road overnight! Stunning photo, bet you took loads of pictures?!

Merry, no the hospital didn't get back to me. I'll phone then again on Monday.

Sparkly, fx for AI this morning.

Pixa, the Maldives are beautiful aren't they. We went when ds was a baby. So relaxing.

Purdey, has af arrived yet?

Dtd this ov time has been so hard. I know this sounds mad but if dp isn't in the mood there's absolutely nothing I can do to get him there. We have managed 2 days on the trot but it was hard work and definitely not enjoyable. Anyway it's done now and hopefully we'll try again later.

Anyone poas today?

Haha Wotsit

Well done spinning good luck!

Lol at 'I did Voldemort' wotsits!

Sorry you've been arguing dizzy.

frog did your blend come home and stop being a nob? I'm glad I slept in the spare room, DP came in and apologised this morning and made me a cuppa before he went to work. Weather is crap so there goes my idea of summer type blissful visits to the park. (Which is always so boring when I get there and we both hate it).

Purdeylicious has AF/sore s appeared? I feel cramping today and managed to finally take my temp and it's not looking good for me!

Mummy, pleased dp apologised. Shit weather here as well.

Frog, I hope your dh makes it up to you today, men behave worse than children sometimes!

Sparkly, I made sweet potato brownies yesterday but I'm not impressed! Think I'll stick to the real thing as a treat once in a while

Morning ladies! Will only be peeing on opks today I'm afraid, and jumping on dh's bones later! Need to drag my arse out of bed and get it to Zumba!

Have a good Saturday!

Morning!

giddy I had to chuckle at the irony of this being the zen bus but there was aggro/misunderstanding within the first few pages! Usually we all play so nicely

Morning lovelies.
Although I've had AF like cramping for a few days and it's due today there's no sign and my temperature has gone up again this morning to the highest it's been all month.

How are we all doing? Much on this weekend? I was hoping to spend some time down the allotment but the weather isn't looking promising for it.

wotsits! What on earth is going on in your subconscious! Implantation dream?!

spinning I feel your pain, when my DP has decided he's not up for it there's absolutely nothing I could do. I could stick on some porn whilst pole dancing in crotchless underwear and, after laughing at me, he'd make his excuses lol. I don't think either of us really enjoys babymaking sex, it's literally a chore and it's only our fourth cycle. Fx for both of us that our two shags will be enough.

Yeah frog how is DH? Hope you sort things out this morning.

Sweet potato brownies! Why didn't you like them spin? They sound lush, was this from that deliciously Ella blog I keep hearing about? I really must check it out.

Enjoy your weekend victoria & Zumba. I've got to run 8 miles this morning

Got my parents arriving later with my doggy, yay!

Oyster what dpo are you?

My temp went up this morning too, and (possibly tmi at this time on a Saturday morning) I'm really wet down below... I would mark it as watery if I was waiting for ov! X

I am 12DPO.
Looking good for us both then at this point!

Oooh Sammy and oyster fingers crossed for u! am leaving for Zumba now in a minute, honest

oyster & sammy both sounding good! I would put the wet cm on your chart just incase!

Here is my AF imminent boring rubbish chart.

Woolly and *Oyster we have had our names pretty much sorted since we discussed TTCing. Obviously one of my best friends has been pregnant and had a baby in the time that we have been planning, and of course, she just had to name her baby the name I had told her I loved...

I keep having crazy baby related dreams. They're always heart-breaking.

Oyster and Sammy for you both.

Do you all recommend charting? I am an analyst by trade so have found it hard to stay away from but we are trying to just dtd reregularly. Started using preseed and OPKs, just IC, but I haven't temped or charted yet...

Fx for you both**

wotsit A bit of Lord Voldemort ey!? What ever floats your boat . Far more interesting than my dream which I think was about horse racing/grand national and the weather (it was predicting snow). Have no clue what my mind is on about.

Have the parents descending on us later so am going to quickly whip up some hot cross buns for tea. DH said he'll be on drinks duty later and make G&Ts (of corse making mine a virgin one just in case)

pug piccy from your honeymoon looked fab. I want a warm holiday now. Does this bus have a portal transporting you immediately to Bora Bora. If it doesn't, it does now. you're welcome

frog hope oh apologised this morning.
mummy glad your oh apologised and brought you a cuppa in bed.

Everyone is having weird dreams. I dreamt that I kept calling a wrong number and got good friends with the man I was calling, then DS was poisoned by something on holiday and I was hiding it from everyone except wrong number friends and trying to work out a cure myself.

I found a dirty cup in the cupboard under the stairs this morning that I put down in their for some reason yesterday. It will get even worse when I get a baby brain!