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If you like to talk rubbish & refuse to give up your seat for anyone, this is the place for you! Come and ebjoy our Zen Den & a Nutella Cellar.
No LPBs allowed.

Pug the theory is that reflexology helps the body to restore it's balance naturally. Reflexologists use specific finger, hand and thumb techniques for this and concentrate on 'problem' areas to help heal/restore. Bear in mind that this is for minor problem areas as my reflexologist says that she always refers her client's to their GP's if she thinks the area is more of a concern or she isn't not sure what the problem is so that a diagnosis is made

"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

Butter, your posts are so funny!

Glittery, I find a satisfying sexual position is one which allows me to watch Corrie without straining my neck

Aaargh! Bloody app wouldn't let me post all night!!!! Grrr!

You lot are a chatty bunch, aren't you?

Tried to read back but completely lost it. However...
Juney It ain't over until AF is here chick. Fx!
mummyofone sorry dh is being a bellend. Hope he wakes up in a brighter mood.
Pug I had summat to talk to you about but can't remember what!! Memory like a goddam sieve. Am clearly pregnant.

Loving this bus, BTW.

Oh and dizzynorthern.... Seeing as I ov'd 3 days earlier than expected were no longer cycle buddies. Booooo!

Pug! I remember!!! it was the Kardashians.I will make my FECK (fertilised egg conception kit) machine and sell one to Kim and Kanye for squillions and the bus can be EPIC! Woven gold pillows to shove under your arse anyone?

Dya reckon if they had another lid they'd call it South?

Nowt much happening in the Wotsits ttc house. 5 dpo. Feck all happening. I WANT SORE BOOOOOOOBS!!!!

They are coming Wotsits don't worry!!! sore on route!

South West . Lord help us

Purdita are you actually getting a BFP here or what?!

wotsits can I pre-order one of these FECK machines please?
Wishing you very sore boobs soon (never thought I'd say that sentence)

Oh wotsits , I'm not that far behind you though so we can still symptom spot and poas together! Think I'm 2dpo but it's highly unlikely I'll get to poas this month, what with DP not putting out when I tell him to

sweets I'm with you, by the time I've logged back on and caught up the convo has moved on and I've missed the boat!

juney I saw your chart, don't count yerself out just yet, I thought it still looked promising!

I've been arguing with DP too, pretty much all week. Bit fed up with him at the moment to be honest. Men can be such twats sometimes.

Oh and wotsits I think they should call the next one Wild

Oh and my guilty pleasure trash tv is Made in Chelsea . Like towie but with polo and herbal teas.

My fave insult for all men is 'bell end'. abbreviate it to 'bell' in polite company or when children are around.

Try using it in a sentence... I promise it'll make you feel better.

And thank you all for the wish of sore boobs. This ----> image made me lol muchly.

FECK machines all round on this ere angry pubes bus!

dizzy I'm a closet MiC fan too! Utter trash but amusing utter trash

Dizzy I agree about men being gits. MrF came home from work (he works away all week) threw a wobbler because certain jeans were not washed. Stomped off out, and is currently in a pub somewhere.

wotsits DH and I shorten it to "blend" in polite company

Blend!!!! I love it woolly

Frog you should have said "I have had more important things to do than iron your jeans, bell"!!!

Love it wotsits and will be using it at every opportunity

Oh frog hope MrF behaves like a good frog soon, come chill with us in the zen den whilst you wait

Hahaha Wild woolly... I love it!

Blend is amazing!

Ha your right dizzy I should have, I may text him now. "Good evening blend, I've hung your jeans on the washing line you can spend night in the garden with them, I'm off to bed"

wotsits sign me up for a FECK please! Wishing you sore biscuits boobs soon.

My weird runny nose cold-feelings from earlier lasted precisely 3 hours and then evaporated. Weird.

Oh and Juney I went to the loo just now and found loads of slightly yellow stringy snot cm! Totally thought of you.

DH and I struggle to come up with potential boy baby names (spoilt for choice with girls names!), must be so easy for these celebs to come up with just random words for names!

Ugh frog leave him to it. I just ignore my DP when he's being an arse once I get bored of shouting at him.

Yup, will do dizzy. He hasn't got a key so no doubt will be woken up at stupid O'clock