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Rolling rolling rolling, the February bus is still rolling!

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juneybean · 09/02/2015 21:04

Here we are...

Rolling rolling rolling, the February bus is still rolling!
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Hairstylisttoboris · 10/02/2015 11:45

Oh have you seen the new advice (on the bbc website today) saying not to drink when ttc at all?

nightandthelight · 10/02/2015 11:50

Just saw it Hair, guess that half bottle of wine in the fridge will be going down the drain tonight :(

PurdeyBirdie · 10/02/2015 11:53

Mama was your leader Jamaican?

I'm just on t'bus station. Bounce & Rhyme is over. Thank frig. My tot loves the bobbin one. I think the rabbits you speak of have been on drugs all night. No wonder they can't get up.

kissinggiraffe · 10/02/2015 11:54

Crikey. Just checked my calendar and I'm cd28 today!! I have some cramping and pmt symptoms so booooooo but also have some nausea lots of uterus area stabbing pains and giant bazookas with tingly nips. Ah I wish I had some sticks to pee on....

kissinggiraffe · 10/02/2015 11:56

Disclaimer. ....I imagine have lots of pregnancy symptoms every month ttc that are in fact not pregnancy symptoms!!

australopithecus · 10/02/2015 12:02

Am I the only one that has tried to google purdeys gp?????Shock

PurdeyBirdie · 10/02/2015 12:06

Pa ha! Really?? Grin It's Library House Surgery in Chorley, Lancashire. PR7 2AD

raggymay · 10/02/2015 12:08

Hi, newbie here. Well, new account anyway since the password fiasco last year. 9dpo on my 4th cycle (2nd month trying with any real effort), ttc #4. Expecting a long wait since it took a year last time but it would be nice surprise to see a BFP this month.

raggymay · 10/02/2015 12:10

kissinggiraffe a continuous stabbing sensation in my uterus was my only symptom with ds3. Turned out that implantation caused a small hematoma which explained the discomfort. I have all my fingers crossed for you.

juneybean · 10/02/2015 12:13

I don't think I've stopped crying this cycle and that's before I even put sperm anywhere near my foof!

Note to Self: Stop watching shite day time tv

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kissinggiraffe · 10/02/2015 12:17

Hi reggie I'm ttc#4 too Smile

I'm really not expecting a bfp because we didn't have much sex at all this cycle so it would be a real shock, oh is far from young, healthy and fit so I doubt he has the super spermz! !

CoffeeTwo · 10/02/2015 12:34

Ooh Chorley Purdey you're about 10 miles from me :)

The pee sticks are staring at me. Might have to do one in the morning.

australopithecus · 10/02/2015 12:41

googles dr john cairn images
So which one is he purdey? Reaa-aally hope he is the one with the red zimmerframe! Grin

Rolling rolling rolling, the February bus is still rolling!
australopithecus · 10/02/2015 12:47

The surgery doesn't have a photo of him on their website purds so I can't cross reference the various dr john cairns-es, of whom there are way too many! grumbles

BowiesJumper · 10/02/2015 12:49

Poor man!!! Hope nobody he knows sees this. Haha.

MissMrsMummy · 10/02/2015 12:52

I googled too austral and I found the page for library house surgery WITH HIS NAME ON but the pic was a group one so I couldn't see him

PurdeyBirdie · 10/02/2015 12:55

Bwa ha haaa! No, I don't see him. I shall ask him for a signed framed photo when I am next sucking his balls getting medical advice.

Welcome Raggie! How old are you, pliz?

Aww...Juney. Whassup, cock?

Coffee! Really?? How totes amazeballs! Are you in Preston? Wigan? PM me if you're afraid of terrorists!

sparkly, how is your temp? I want to ogle loads of charts today

MissMrsMummy · 10/02/2015 12:59

He is now elusive which makes him all the more appealing!

juneybean · 10/02/2015 13:00

Purdey nothing in particular but keep getting weepy at tv programmes... thought that was supposed to happen once pregnant not before. Wonder if my hormones are broken -pokes them-

here is my shitey chart for you to peer at

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PurdeyBirdie · 10/02/2015 13:02

Vic, I miss wishing. She was the epitome of determined wishful thinking. I love that; we all need that naive hopefulness. I am a little worried she may still be trapped under that heavy box of Tampax we told her not to lift in Poundland Hmm

PurdeyBirdie · 10/02/2015 13:07

Juney, thanks for indulging me. It looks like the concertina I used to play at Buckingham Palace.

DISCLAIMER: I lied about the last bit. It was the triangle.

juneybean · 10/02/2015 13:08

I blame the cats, they wake more than children thus making me take my temp at stupid times

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australopithecus · 10/02/2015 13:12

How disappointing! continues googling in vain
juney yes. And then they just stand on your face miaowing cutely in the moonlight waking up the baby

nightandthelight · 10/02/2015 13:18

Mine like to wake me up without fail at 05:30. They are too cute to tell off though :)

Hairstylisttoboris · 10/02/2015 13:19

You ladies make me laugh!

juney I keep getting unnecessarily emotional too. Beginning to wonder if focusing on my hormones makes them all go a bit bonkers. Anyhow chick you are not alone on this emotional roller coaster we are here with you to pass tissues and make inappropriate comments to keep you laughing.

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