On The 12th Day of Xmas My Viroids Gave To Me 12 OPKs 11 New Positions 10 Symptom Spots 9 Pics Of Cats 8 TMI's 7 Shag Stories 6 Cervix Positions 5 Temp Charts 4 Hooyas 3 DPO 2 Gx and an Xmas BFP!JS 35

[jellypi3]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others. Also know as 'the witch', 'bitch witch' and 'that one with the red shiny convertible'

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in! PONF = Pee on Nigel Farage. Self explanatory, who wouldn't?

ROC - Receptacle of Choice - what one chooses to use for the task of POAS. Option decorations include photographs of political leaders.

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet or jizz in the eye. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession. Warning - this may happen to you if you start trying to POAS at 5dpo. PUT. THE. PISSY. STICK. DOWN. IT'S TOO EARLY!

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture. AKA Schroedinging!
TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

Keeping your gingers = fingers crossed, yet another autocorrect development! Shortened to 'gx'

Doing A lemon = Testing WAAAAAAAY to early!

The link to Part 33 is here

The current Grads Fred is here

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is here. We are the dark side of MN. Welcome.

Happy Christmas shagging, shaggers!

Thank you ladies, wallow over

I feel very lucky not to have experienced mc. Can't imagine going through all this for it to end like that. for all that have been through/are going through it.

Nice name change pooch

chat obvs if you were upduffed you weren't ttc when you had a cyst. But, do you know why I can't ttc with one?

Another pregnancy announcement scan pic this morning on facebook. And a birth announcement on there tonight.
thinking of quitting facebook

purple I don't do facebook anyway. I am a novelty to people I meet! I can heartily recommend it

Thanks tink oh and thank you for the really weird imagine I have now of exploding cysts and penis' lol! if I have strange vomit inducing dreams tonight I'll know who to blame - oooohhhhh just thought! would need the ultimate sporn klaxon!! lol x

Morning! V early waking for me. Wide awake for no good reason ruining my temping!

Tink I'll ask one of the gynaes at work today why you can't TTC with a cyst. I had one removed in Sept that they'd been observing for 3 months until I said I wanted to start TTC. Gynae vaguely said "it just makes things a little easier" and I didn't ask anything more.

I've no idea, Tink - seems a little odd, unless they're scanning again with a view to offering removal...don't know.

Lil I agree

I just had a thought. If I set up a closed facebook group for us, would anyone join it? You'd have to pm me here to join so there'd be no lurkers in.

a heartbreaking day on the thread yesterday it seems. Big hugs to all you lovely viroids. X

I have cramping and lower back pain again this morning... no sign of af in the fanjo though.

Ain it's not over til the witch arrives. Gx for you

Sounding shit there tink, but like lil said, you are finding problems with solutions. Hopefully when they rescan they can give you a plan of action! Hope you aren't googling mad!

Statstastic lil - wow! Hoping I can avoid being in the 1%.

ain gx for you hun. Those are typical AF symptoms for me!! :)

purple I would happily join a FB page, though I wouldn't want anyone on here to feel left out if they didn't use FB :)

Still no AF this morning, so previous months cycle record is broken!! Though getting stomach cramps and flatulence (such a funny word lol) so don't think I'll make it to 24 days!

I would purple. Don't the grads have one?

jelly those symptoms are probably lp symptoms caused by increased progesterone. based on what uve said AF will come cd28 earliest if you iced cd18. and ideally cd32 to give you a nice long lp. earlier than cd28 would be lp defect. then I'll be prescribing you b vits

I just gatecrashed the grads fb purple, (decided as I'm neither a jser nor a grad I'd sit in both camps!) total headfuck! I'd be totally up for a jsers one!

pickle thank you, good to hear of someone who's had one removed recently too! If it comes to that I shall be asking you for info
Lovely to have so many jsing doctors! Ain't we lucky
Speaking of which, mountain miss you

Still no sign of icing :( day 15 now and running out of patience ! If normal cycle is 28-30 days, what's the realistic latest I could ice and still have time for it to do the necessary before AF overtook me?

I can only hope Lil but with how messed up my AF's I can't judge lol or predict (plus I just think I am one massive walking defect haha). However, the fact I have beaten last months cycle is only good! :D

I do occassionally pop on to the grads Fred to see how our upduffed viroids are doing, tis a scary place indeed, full of talk of scans and vomit and not nearly enough shagging!

Let us know if you do a FB group purple more stuff to procrastinate with

Incidentally, anyone up for a good laugh should check out this: www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/best-cat-pictures

deeply, some people ice really late, don't panic. All this stressing out will potentially cause you to delay icing hun (and it's rich coming from be because I am the queen of stressing at times).

Just keep temping and shagging and try to relax. If it doesn't happen this month, there's always next month and the month after that.

morning and hugs to all.
tink your scan sounds scary but good that it will either resolve itself or it can be treated. And then TTC would only get easier.
OH is going away for a week on business trip. Feel so emotional about him going after what's been going on. In fact have just been really emotional about everything. Anyway, if the last mc is anything to go by, I might be icing the day b4 he gets back. Damn.

Jelly I loved it! Especially the balloon popper and batman. And any with kids in too! So cute!

The bleeding has seemingly stopped overnight and it's just very light spotting now. And I feel really, really sick.

I don't dare hope that it's viable after all because of the HCG levels. Even if they have done the test differently they're really low.

They were 58 in A&E at my parents; 32 at my GP.

Gx Commander. When will you find out?

Tomorrow morning. God this is so unfair - I've got the metal taste too.

Dark red when I wipe but never enough to make it onto the pad (sorry, epic TMI). Down from bright red yesterday and Tuesday.

Oh Commander - feel for you, I really do. The waiting is so painful. x