Break the bed, marvel at the ghost sperm, ignore the fuss about avatar pandas and whatever you do - don't eat the jizz! It's Just Shagging Part 28

[Leela5]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

The link to Part 27 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2157458-Get-your-cape-on-get-your-cape-on-Dont-come-knockin-if-the-tents-a-rockin-but-pee-on-a-snake-instead-Its-just-shagging-part-27" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2160935-Just-Shagging-Thread-11-for-Graduated-Viroids?" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

Permission granted zyla you can't go anyway I won't let you.

Permission granted zyla you can't go anyway I won't let you.

I think all you pg viroids can stay, gives us something to aspire to :P

honey I AM glamour!

fresh hi! nice to meet you
Are you another scot? There are lots of us on here. Welcome to the madhouse

:)

Morning shaggers

Room for a lurker to step forward?

Noniks3
31
TTC July 14 - cycle #2
DCs - 2 dogs

currently on day 11 of my first proper TWOT & on high alert...promised myself no POAS until Sunday & on your trusted viroid advice have ordered some FRER in anticipation

Welcome welcome new viroids! I found everyone really welcoming here so i'm sure you will too!

8 more days before shagging can resume in earnest. Hurry hurry hurry, I have no patoience for this!

Old thread all full up now. Time for me to reign in my inner voice and put on a façade of sanity again.

Hi newbies - fresh and noniks and anyone else!

Oh and I never asked either- I'm just happy squatting here.

Welcome Noniks :) I'm also going to POAS this weekend, so we can be POAS buddies! Though I am expecting a serious BFN, only symptom I have had so far is killer sore boobs, which I'm sure isn't just a sign of pg! No IB, no cramps, bit gassy but that's normal (sorry for TMI)!

Think I'm in need of a hooyah to stop googling what sore boobs means!

I love how ocd we are about filling each thread!

Waves at all the new viroids!

I might poas on Friday just for the craic but I really haven't shagged enough this cycle. I'll be your weekend piss buddy too jelly.

Waves at all the new viroids!

I might poas on Friday just for the craic but I really haven't shagged enough this cycle. I'll be your weekend piss buddy too jelly.

Thank you Chat, Jelly, Leela and others, ooh you are a friendly bunch!

Not a Scot Leela, an ex-Aussie now resident inside the M25. It's a great part of the world, that's why I picked it. :)

Noniks I POAS'd today on (I think) around dpo 13, only internet cheaply though, still very peeved to get a bfn. DH keeps reminding me this was our first "real" month of "trying" (contraband involved, otherwise since April we have been js'ing as and when) and sent me a lovely text to not be disheartened but I'm so afraid my age has caught up with my ovaries and we've missed the boat for dc2. Hanging out with you lovely bunch of ladies has definitely cheered me up!

Good luck with you POAS'ing Jelly!

Excellent plan jelly

will be CD 32 Sunday & 16DPO so reckon it's long enough to wait also the app that I'm using reckons I should come on Saturday hence decided to hold out until Sunday

oops...does that count as contraband already?!

gaggia - fx for your test

I NEED to Ice this weekend. Mr Tee is away all next week, and if all my other months are anything to go by, it'll fall then, I'm totally going to miss the boat again :( I'm still in bonus week so the likelyhood is titchy :( just gutted that this will be another month written off, I feel bad but almost like there's no point in going mad having it off, because, well, aside from the nice feeling, it's not getting us anywhere. and that is awful because I love Mr Tee very much and would never consider him to be a sperm bank

Welcome all new JS'rs! I promise I am not usually so full of woe!!

fresh keep your chin up - still could be BFP as it's still early. Plus if lurking on this thread has taught me anything it's that FRER is the way to go at this stage!

Wow there's a whole group of us POAS this weekend. Come on lucky lucky Fred! I honestly have no idea how many DPO I am, if I was icing when I thought I was then on Saturday I will be 15 DPO, but there's every chance i'm not icing seeing as I haven't had a visit from AF since 2009!!!

Welcome newbies

La got BFN straight after mc. Am hanging on to test again til 20th Sept because I'm going to a house warming party and want to know if I can drink! Not drinking before then so just waiting to see what happens, if AF arrives, so be it!

Barcelona sounds amazing, have a great time. I hope sore boobs and sickness subsides soon. Eat lots of lovely Spanish and to make up for it.

Just to let the new viroids know, I post everything twice, not because I'm weird but because my phone is rubbish on the new mobile site. The threads wouldn't fill up so fast if it wasn't for me

Oooh, and Fresh I previously had a BFN land then 2 days later got BFP so you're not out til AF comes.

Did I just manage a single post?!?!

Hey there viroids! I saw the start of that thread title & thought 'that's got to be the JSers!'
I'm a current grad (32 weeks today!) and v.impressed with the influx of new grad shaggers lately - hope this thread is super lucky too (especially for some of the longstanding viroids - I've got my pom-poms out for you lil!)

Hahaha! Gaggia that was always going to happen. Law of Sod, you are OUT

Yes, gaggia, I think you did. LOL

Wiggly as you say, I had a BFN with DD about this point and then a BFP 3 days later (on my birthday actually, BEST birthday present EVER!). It's actually our wedding anniversary next Thurs but tee I feel your pain, Mr Fresh is also working away at the moment and isn't due back until Fri so not sure if we'll manage a celebratory anniversary js on the day, if AF comes and goes by then we might be able to go again sometimes over the weekend. I'm kinda half way between JSing and getting all scientific about it to balance the crazy!