Break the bed, marvel at the ghost sperm, ignore the fuss about avatar pandas and whatever you do - don't eat the jizz! It's Just Shagging Part 28

[Leela5]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

The link to Part 27 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2157458-Get-your-cape-on-get-your-cape-on-Dont-come-knockin-if-the-tents-a-rockin-but-pee-on-a-snake-instead-Its-just-shagging-part-27" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2160935-Just-Shagging-Thread-11-for-Graduated-Viroids?" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

curly congrats! :) what a lovely proposal!
Mine was classic mr tee, totally unromantic, super practical, but especially well timed.
I'm now thinking if he's away mon onwards and I ice that week, I could 'stock up' on his swimmers beforehand if we JS a load at the weekend, right?

Also bumhole names that crack me up..... Nipsy. I had an ex that called it a nipsy. Pahaha!

Nipsey! I've read that in the viz I think. It's a good one. I like A-Hole it sounds American and therefore tres glamorous.
I'm certain the viroids A-Holes are right glamorous too

Loving the new Fred title
I'm on holiday and a bit late to the game

Name: purple circle
Age: 40
TTC since Jan 14
M/C July 14

Currently using contraception til blood sugar low enough to grow a healthy sticky bean

Oooh congrats Gaggia, delighted for you

Congrats on the engagement curly, how lovely

Huge congrats on your BFP gaggia!

And your proposal sounds amazing curly, good man, definitely a keeper. Well done soon-to-be mr curly!! :)

Wow, busy day on here today!

Gaggia its so exciting!

Curly what a great holiday! Congratulations!

La, Wilma, I think she means well! Tact is not her strong point.

Zyla, is the water in the fish tank "hot dog flavored"? child of the 90s and 00s

Hehe no honey though it does have some algae I can't quite get rid of!

Congratulations curly that sounds fantastic!

Mr La proposed on beach in amalfi coast. I'd been waiting so long for proposal I thought he was joking and forgot to answer.

Ha ha La! Mr Honey praised in a tent in Somerset. We know how to live!

Proposed even

have you find Another test this morning gaggia?

curly congrats on the engagement. very well done to Mr curly! my dh almost knocked himself out moments before proposing and gave himself concussion for a week! la lol at forgetting to answer! I did too! I wasn't expecting it that day because I knew he'd only gone ring shopping the day before!

done not find!

Morning Viroids!
Ga have you done the test yet?? :)
I had a really weird dream about a BFP last night! Driving me mad lol, even though deep down I know it's not going to happen so fast!

Poamfs gaggia and put us out of our misery!

Congrats gaggia! Fab news!

And congrats on the engagement curly!

Am a bit late to the party:
Name: minimooo
Age: 30
DCs: cooking a little blueberry (also from the last bumper thread)

Morning ladies, thank you ever so much for all the congrats .

The b*tch of the witch startled me in the middle of the night proper unannounced! No af symptoms, no nothing! I had all the symptoms again like back in June when I had the chemical pregnancy. This is making me believe that I do get pregnant but the egg is not implanting?

Mr Jay had his sperm tested yesterday after his vasectomy reversal done back in May. We'll have the results in 10 days or so and most probably we will go forward with IVF again, I'm 44 and no spring chicken any longer :(

:( oh no sorry Curly, damn that witch!

Ahh crap curly, that's rough. I had a chem in January. I was convinced I'd get a bfp

Mr Purple proposed in a pub in Cornwall (where we are currently on holiday) except it wasn't really a proposal more a drunk convo lol

Ah no curly I'm so sorry to hear that. I also had the ERTOD first thing this morning (my normal), CD 26 so my cycles are at least normalising, they were all over the shop after having the coil out in January, 19-31 days but the last few 26-27 ish.

FX for good swimmer count for Mr Jay!

DH proposed on Christmas Day, I was still in my nightie with bedhead but the ring had been burning a hole in his pocket for 2 weeks so he didn't care. I knew it was coming but thought it might have been New Year's, so he still managed to surprise me. 'Twas marvellous. :)

Congratulations Curly, your proposal sounds like a fairy tale.

Think I will be joining you & Fresh in cursing the witch in the next day or so...am getting familiar twinges

Found you all! Bloody hell I've missed so much haha... Back from holidays, boooo

Rpopz
28
upduffed dc1 23+4

You know the rest! Hope all are well xxx

gaggia you're torturing us!

Sorry to hear about AF Fresh :( she's a blight!

Noniks I hope the witch doesn't come and visit you, you're my POAS buddy this weekend!

My ICs have arrived. But about 21 days minimum before I can use them! Patience is not a virtue i have!