Aim your Sheewee, put on your stylish piss hat, grab a Pringles tube and avoid phlegm when DTD, but make full use of your DP's awesome penis! It's Just Shagging part 26

[ZylaB]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 25 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2106014-Dont-risk-sending-piss-by-post-Get-your-BFP-the-JS-way-Slip-on-your-disco-pants-pet-the-full-moon-unicorn-and-get-jizzy-in-all-the-right-places-just-not-the-carpet-Its-Just-Shaggin-Part-25?msgid=48206192" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/a2100803-Just-Shagging-Grads-Thread-9-Roll-Up-Roll-Up-all-you-graduated-Viroids?msgid=48205977" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

Ok here goes...

Based on a 26 day cycle - FF predicted icing on CD11, DTD CD 8, 11, 12, 13, than pant snot appeared on CD14 and 15, DTD on CD 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 25, 26, 27...

Day 27 shouldn't be there, POAS, BFN, wine, CD30 POAS, faint line, CD31 POADigiS BFP

You can tell we see each other mostly at weekend inc the long weekend at Glastonbury....

Wow pis! JSer of the month? You worked bloody hard to get that bfp

Wow congrats Chat!! Another lucky Fred!! Who's next??

Hello to the new ladies xxx

pis you shagged at Glastonbury?? Mega kudos!!

Seeing it written down like that.... I'm impressed we managed to see any acts at Glastonbury

Yes um lots..... CD 17, 18, 19 and 20 were in a field in Somerset

Awesome!! I'd be too scared of getting caught haha You deserve that bfp

Wowee! I always get too hot in tent!

I'll have to get a maternity t-shirt made - if the tent is a-rocking, don't come a-knocking!

If the tent is shaking, we're baby-making!

Nice one chat, brilliant news, congratulations!

Morning girls!

Congratulations Chat

Whoop whoop! :)

Thanks Viroids. Checked again this morning...still there. No more sticks in the house so will have to be good now. This it is the first for the Fred - Pis crept in at the end of the last one.

Pis that T-shirt would be awesome! I couldn't JS in a tent, too scared the rockin' would invite knockin'...well done to you both!

I'll take fanatic congratulations too La - seems appropriate

Purple all the luck in the world - can I offer a tent??

Stats...um...ERTD went south for the summer on 16/6...JS most days for the next two weeks or so...pant snot all the live long day since then. BFP at probably a week late - cycles are still slightly erratic since mc.

Dulcet it's only because I'm not seeing him for the next ten days (it was something of a make-or-break month last month). And he's a bit miserable at the whole working away, coming back to find me on nights thing. Thought I should cheer him up. And he'd know if I'd told someone else...

On a slightly odd note, DD told me last week as she headbutted my chest, that she was going to 'blow some milk in my boobs, so the new baby can have some'. Little weirdo, I'm going to have to keep an eye on her!

chat bless her! That's very sweet :) so glad line is still there this morning! Hooray!!!

Huge congrats chat!

Welcome calli

CD17 and 5DPO here but again I'm defo not upduffed this cycle. My period tracker app tells me I'm the same emotion and symptom wise as I was last month when I also was un upduffed!

Thanks Chat. Your dd sounds very cute

Tents are def not my thing. I agreed to go glamping but backed out when I found out they aren't ensuite

Chat! massive congratualtions! I'm delighted!

pis by god you earned that BFP! you'd be getting a gold star in your intercourse event diary! Bet the bods in white coats at Clear Blue would be fanning themselves!

Top notch shagging there pis bet that's good exercise too!

Totally off subject but my turkeys aren't going to make their slaughter weight by December, well they aren't likely too.
Can I sell valentines day turkeys? Easter turkeys? Pancake day turkeys?
Or do they get a stay of execution?

Can you feed them pie and chips Gaggia?

Congrats chat! Wonderful!

Pis blimey!! I'm determined to up the jsing this month after a frankly dismal effort last month but feel like I need a sit down just looking at those numbers.

calli welcome, good to see the siren call of the she wee is pulling them in.

zing good luck Mrs! Wishing you wonderful times with baby when he or she is here. Tentative bump rub for luck from me, I'm not much of a bump
toucher usually!

CD10 here, gotta keep on shagging.

I think the next thread title is writing itself!

If the tent is shaking, we're baby making! Get a gold star in your intercourse event diary and make the men in white coats have a funny turn. It's Just Shagging!

New title and not even 150 messages in! Top form viroids!

Agree that it is too hot to shag in a tent in this weather. We've done it but its not pleasant - DH is too hot in a bed in this weather! Fair play though pis, impressive commitment to the JSing cause!

purple I think they would like that. I'm considering mixing suet in with their food but I best check with professor google first.

My bed is too noisy and wibbly for any vigourous shagging. This week we are mostly having a quiet one on the bedroom floor.

pis awesome shagging effort!

We have a squeaky bed too gaggia, drives me nuts.

Morning!

My cape has been on lots this week and we too have a squeaky bed all of a sudden! over-use Getting round it by putting on the fan in the bedroom.

gaggia turkeys?! You could try having a look at the British poultry council for advice?

FF doing my head in - ultimate contraband hasn't shown peak yet but FF determined I've iced already. This is why you just shag people!