Aim your Sheewee, put on your stylish piss hat, grab a Pringles tube and avoid phlegm when DTD, but make full use of your DP's awesome penis! It's Just Shagging part 26

[ZylaB]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 25 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2106014-Dont-risk-sending-piss-by-post-Get-your-BFP-the-JS-way-Slip-on-your-disco-pants-pet-the-full-moon-unicorn-and-get-jizzy-in-all-the-right-places-just-not-the-carpet-Its-Just-Shaggin-Part-25?msgid=48206192" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/a2100803-Just-Shagging-Grads-Thread-9-Roll-Up-Roll-Up-all-you-graduated-Viroids?msgid=48205977" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

Tabby think you can do abdominal exercises until 4months pg. It's a bit of a myth you need to stop them.

Peru! New Fred word for sorry!

Congrats Luna. We've had a lot of BFPs this thread.
Hope the next one has more BFPs and they are all sticky beans

Looks like I have diabetes, blood sugar was very high when I was at A&E, so I've been to GP today and had blood test. Struggling with whether it might have caused m/c
Oh well. If I get it under control then. Hopefully next time I'm preg it will stick

la it is indeed the godess Jillian Michaels. Love her I also do her ripped in 30, extreme shred and banish fat boost metabolism. Nowt beats the shred though.

purple I hope you can get the blood sugar under control that must be hard.

purple is it type 1 or type 2?

Am here for questions or moans if you need it xx

purple sorry to hear that - did you suspect it or was it a routine test?

I'm feeling distinctly unfit on this thread. Riding was my only exercise!

Is that her from Biggest Loser?

Sorry about the diabetes purple. Try not to worry about cause of mc as you'll never know. They're so common, it probably wasn't connected .

Thanks wil - thought abs exercises were strictly prohibited so very glad to hear that! Yes, JM is from biggest loser.

purple there is good support available for women TTC with diabetes I believe - my secretary has type 1 and had great support before conception and during pg.

gaggia I will be getting back into the shred and picking your brains about ripped in 30 but will almost certainly never be getting into kids' clothes

That's true tabby I've got type 1 and the specialist nurses at the hospital were fab. It might be worth putting ttc on hold until it's all settled though purple cos it can cause probs and you'll need to be on super strength folic acid etc, you will get super looked after when pg though, so it'll be worth it! :)

No idea what to eat for tea, any suggestions? It's just me tonight and I'm feeling weekendy as no more work until rues, but I don't have much in! Argh....

Tues not rues

Ooh thank you ladies, perhaps it wasn't pant snot then but mr lady's leavings.

Got sent a few pictures of my niece today and made me really broody. Within the last 6 months 2 colleagues have had babies, one has announced a pregnancy, I've become an auntie twice and my old school-friend has had her 2nd baby. I feel like babies are exploding from everyone's fanjos apart from mine!

Congratulations again Luna!

Rubbish news about the diabetes Purple but lucky to have caught it sooner rather than later xx

lady I know that feeling! 25 friends and family had babies one year! I do love my friends babies though I spoil them rotten.

Zyla what have you got in house? Could you make mac n cheese? Or chilli? I make home made pizzas when I'm on my own as they are really healthy (very little cheese, healthy toppings, thin crust) but it feels like weekend food.

la mac n cheese! Oh I'm making it for the first time ever next week. Tell me how its done and your recipe pleeeeeeeeease.

zyla dirty pot noodle? Pasta and pesto?

I love mac n cheese - many different recipes it can be wonderfully simple (Jamie Oliver, delia) or totally complicated (master chef cookery course). I would google it and see which recipe you like best

Decided I'd rather sleep lol. Might do an omelette later if I'm hungry :)

And heheh at dirty pot noodle

Thanks for the support as ever
No idea if type 1 or 2. Probably 2 but there was a trace of ketones so I have to do another urine test on Monday but not on an empty stomach. Have to go see the nurse and get blood test results.
TTC is not high on the list at the moment but we're not preventing it

Humm. Think the moving house has murdered my icing schedule, supposedly should be happening this weekend, and usually by now I am horny as sin and multiple cape wearing. No pant snot either, just tired, and anxious and being uninterested in JSing.... I don't like feeling un-capey! And I could do without cycle weirdness, my 35 Dayers are crappy enough. Honestly, I always thought that 'stressful situations affecting chick-shit' happened to other people, maybe it's my age, (my brain is still 23) but waaaah!
Mac & cheese is my all time favourite comfort food, when I was in the US and it was offered as a side, I'd always have it as a main. Yum yum. Dead easy to make with a tub of 4 cheese sauce.

I peed on a snake this morning because I wanted the all clear to go to the pub after work - bfp.

ULP

mr tabby gave me a hug, frowned at the line and said it was faint (IT'S NOT FAINT) and told the cats they had "moved down our priority list".

tee moving house is stressful you're probably just a bit tired it's natural. Why not take yourselves out for dinner to relax and get some time out then you might feel more like it?

I iced the day we had to do 8 hour car journey. Nightmare...

Ooh cross posted tabby I knew it!!!! Congratulations! Hooray!

Poor puss tats :)

Thanks la am tentatively happy.

He loves the cats really but I'm sure if a bairn arrives their little noses will be out of joint at some stage.

A non faint line earlier...

Awww they'll get used to it and can have cuddles when wee one is asleep. My two are the same - they're our babies.

tee moving house totally bollixed my cycle, also don't find boxes and stress very horny inducing, but once you're settled and have your cape unpacked you'll need to christen all the rooms in your new place

la am really rooting that the cbfm will sort things out for you and if short lp has been the issue then knowledge is power and you can take action to get it sorted.