Aim your Sheewee, put on your stylish piss hat, grab a Pringles tube and avoid phlegm when DTD, but make full use of your DP's awesome penis! It's Just Shagging part 26

[ZylaB]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 25 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2106014-Dont-risk-sending-piss-by-post-Get-your-BFP-the-JS-way-Slip-on-your-disco-pants-pet-the-full-moon-unicorn-and-get-jizzy-in-all-the-right-places-just-not-the-carpet-Its-Just-Shaggin-Part-25?msgid=48206192" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/a2100803-Just-Shagging-Grads-Thread-9-Roll-Up-Roll-Up-all-you-graduated-Viroids?msgid=48205977" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

minimoo drink more water. lots of it and I'm sure you will see a difference. I sometimes have to go looking for it if I don't drink enough but its usually there

Congratulations purple!

thanks lil I will try that. I am guilty of not drinking much water, so that could well be the problem.

Interesting tip! I also don't drink any much water and have not yet seen any ewcm... Will give it a go unless the witch has been vanquished and this stupid long cycle ends with a bfp

I've never seen anything like that described on here/ Google mini! I've always been quite... dry I used pressed and also drank plenty of grapefruit juice to help the things along. Not sure if the grapefruit one is a myth or not but worth a try!

*preseed

Conger attire purple!!! Er...that was me trying to write congratties. Bliddy predictive text. Xxx

Congratulations Purple!!!

I know Rpopz it's really weird! I've done loads of google searches over the last few months and can't seem to find anything similar. Thank you for the grapefruit juice tip though. I love grapefruit so I'll definitely give that a go. Thank you!

Thanks everyone. We've had a day of telling parents/siblings and my 2 BFFs
Not sure about dates. I was getting symptoms about day 10, been having them ever since. Initially could,have been icing symptoms but I've never noticed it before.
Couldn't tell you when we DTD either....sorry I'm rubbish! I tried for EOD but didn't always manage it as I'm away with work quite a lot.

Congrats purple see that waiting to test was worth it! ;) lovely news x

Had lunch today with friend pg with twins and a friend pg after a month trying. So pleased for them as they are lovely and totally going to be fantastic mums but I felt pretty crap afterwards. Boo! Am going for sotm this month, done every other day so far. I'm sodding determined.

Purple, congratulations!!

splodge bliddy made me laugh

kato good that you're feeling a bit more positive. Af can knock the positivity out of you for a bit, silly moo that witch

mini I have same problem! Didn't know about water will start drinking more

purple has it sunk in yet? This is a lucky Fred! how long roughly before bfp?

I joined mn in April. Been TTC since January.
Fx for you all, hope this is a lucky Fred
You're all welcome to rub my stomach but I can't guarantee I won't fart

purple, if your farts spread the luck, then fart away!

And no lala it hasn't sunk in at all. I'm browsing prams at present but hubby won't go look at them or discuss names til after the scan
I think it will sink in then

Fab news purple!

Well have fun looking at prams in the meantime . Fart away!

I'm 21 days in and stupid ultimate contraband has shown high fertility for 2 weeks now with no peak. I'm knackered! lil I now completely understand why you hated it.

Meanwhile I feel horrendously sick this morning but that's probably because I was up very early. Yuck!

Didn't it do that to you last month as well La? Maybe you two are just not suited haha! Stoopid thing x

I'm surprised its still doing that if you are on month2 with it la. mine got better after first month. I thought about digging mine back out this month but I thought about it too late. shame! glad i didnt bother as I seem to be having another long month after last months short cycle.

splodge I like conger attire, maybe that and fanatic congratulations should be added to the jsing vocab.

la that sounds deeply frustrating :( do you think it missed your peak? Maybe it's still getting used to you?

purple sounds like a symptom, go for your life!

Is that 3 bfps on this Fred? I'm losing the plot.

After only 4 cycles we had an argument yesterday about sex :( we have only done it 4 times (cd 8, 10, and 12, 15) since my last period after both agreeing to try harder this month to make time for it. DH refused to do it yesterday because I 'asked him too late in the evening". I am not the only person who can suggest it! He made me sound like some kind of sex nag :(! And has now gone off with work not back until cd20. This is not the way to make a baby :(

tabby that's a bit rubbish of him. Men can be a bit crap with the ttc process, mine works stupid shifts often double shifts coinciding with icing. He doesn't understand why I get so upset but then he doesn't pay for a million pissy sticks a month and have to POAS every morning. Can you sit him down and speak to him gently about it?

It's my first month with ultimate contraband so from sounds of your responses this not getting peak thing is normal? I'm getting my cape on every day just in case but oh my god I feel sick!

Oh Tabby . My DH was exactly the same. It was always me who had to get things started even though he knew the score.... Makes you crazy doesn't it. Hugs x

Aw Tabby, that's rubbish. My offer of loud-as-you-want-sex (there's nobody in the house just now - rare) was just turned down - this ttc business does nothing for your self-confidence! Bleugh. x