Aim your Sheewee, put on your stylish piss hat, grab a Pringles tube and avoid phlegm when DTD, but make full use of your DP's awesome penis! It's Just Shagging part 26

[ZylaB]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 25 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2106014-Dont-risk-sending-piss-by-post-Get-your-BFP-the-JS-way-Slip-on-your-disco-pants-pet-the-full-moon-unicorn-and-get-jizzy-in-all-the-right-places-just-not-the-carpet-Its-Just-Shaggin-Part-25?msgid=48206192" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/a2100803-Just-Shagging-Grads-Thread-9-Roll-Up-Roll-Up-all-you-graduated-Viroids?msgid=48205977" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a>

Happy shagging, shaggers!

Fair play for shagging in this heat! We've got a bedroom fan, keeps the important bits cool

bedroom fan was on! and no such luck rpopz this was definitely baby making sex of the "we haven't done it since Monday so we'd best do it today" variety! in fact after he "finished" dh started talking to the swimmers saying words to the effect of "for gods sake just get up there and do it, I'm putting you right next to it!". its a good job I love him and that the sex isn't awful

Thanks girls. I'm still on pant watch.
And I've been in a foul mood all day for no apparent reason other than I'm a narky cow

lil didn't know you have your own business, that's very impressive!

purple fx for you

we had the world beating sweatiest shag of all time this afternoon, hadn't done it since Wednesday so had to be done!

Haha Lil , Mr P used to do that too... Worked for him apparently!!

Evening viroids.

Going to attempt a silent bedroom floor shag shortly.
Can't be arsed really my sex drive has disappeared since I iced. We've still be at it almost daily but I can take it or leave it. Hopefully it will return.

It's very feint but I can see a line. DH not sure and gone back to bed.
What do you all think?

purple I think maybe I can but am on phone so unsure. What type of test is it?

It's a FRER. It got darker so I did a digi
Pregnant 1-2 weeks!!!

OMFG!

Hooray Purple! Congrats! xxx

Congrats purple :)

Yay purple :)

Isn't it amazing bloody annoying how similar AF and early pg feels!?

Hope you've dragged DH outta his pit now!!

congrats purple

Congratulations! So exciting!

PURPLE! what a glorious line!! I love it, so pleased for you!

I lied to clear blue and told them AF came while I was away so missed cd1 sample, I've to start next cycle, and I'll see how I feel then.

It's funny how crushing getting AF is but I'm over it already and enjoying the JSing again. No heatwave here in Scotland!

purple hooray, congratulations!!

kato glad you're back on the jsing pony, I know the feeling. Sort of jealous of your weather..

purple yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Im thrilled for you I feel all emotional. Huge congrats. Please share your shagging and symptom stats please.

Purple! That line is beautiful :) congratulations

Purple! Yay! Fabulous news.

purple, yay!

Hi Viroids!
I have been busy this past week and haven't been on here much. Did I miss anything? My last ERTD started on June 24th and it is July 20th now, so I think about testing sometime this coming week.

I never even consider testing. My periods as are like clockwork. Even the time of day it arrives is always the same. The only time I've ever been late was when I was pg with DD. I feel like I miss out on the excitement of pissing on a stick

My ERTD are sort of regular, but nothing like clockwork.

congrats purple, brilliant news!

AF showed up last night so onto next cycle for me, ho-hum. Had a little wobble and a tiny cry last night, but picked myself up again this morning. It helps that I've been digging in the sunshine all morning, perfect way to spend a Sunday!

I have a question to ask, but it's a bit tmi I'm afraid... For about the last 6 months, I haven't been getting any change in my cm throughout my whole cycle - it's really thick and creamy all cycle long. I used to get a fair bit of ewcm, and I don't really know why it's just stopped all of a sudden. I'm just wondering whether this might be what is preventing us conceiving. We do use preseed, but it's not actually helped us conceive so far. I was thinking of starting Evening Primrose Oil because I heard that can help your body to produce more ewcm. Also, I'm going to start temping this month, just to make sure I am definitely ovulating.
I guess I'm just curious if anyone else has the same/similar issue? And whether it really is a cause for concern or not?
think I'm just looking for something to blame to be honest!